SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I have half a mind to go to the gas station and get some beef jerky and gummy worms. I don't know how much longer I can hold out.that's all well and good, but whats the news on the wedding. we're staring down a deadline here buddy.Your guys parents must suck. Grow up. They used to be your age. Probably drank, definitely fcked and sucked and weren't always the people you think they are.I'll be cruising, drinking, dancing and making a total ass out of myself for 10 days in front of my parents, aunt and uncle and and brother and his wife and they damn well better be doing the same.Grow up people. Speedz is right...for onceyou don't know my parents, so your advice is both meaningless and racist. my parents suck at life. i don't want to be anywhere with them ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 You're telling the guy who, in the post above yours, bemoaned craving some gummy worms to grow up.Edit: OL/DR'ed!Edit 2: Still haven't decided about wedding with the 'rents. Thinking I'll RSVP to the wedding in MO and then if I end up not going stick another $40 in the envelope to cover the plate or something. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 i was planning on going to gym after this class ends. i really have no energy and want to go home and watch tv. but i also want to be a man and lift weights and run because i need to lose some weight. damn this life of mine.bleep it. i'll go and work the bi's and tri's. glamour muscles only today. Link to post Share on other sites
iQuack 128 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Aren't they paying for the plate whether you go or not? What's with the extra 40 bucks? Guilt tax? Why so many questions? Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Yeah, but if I show up I fulfill my end of the bargain of the plate purchase. If I don't, then I will have effectively broken the contract and should pay a penalty. Or something. Whats with the bleepin questions? Am i being cross examined here? Talk to my lawyer. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Just go. Bang some bitches. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 If it wasn't like a six hour drive each way that would require me to miss a day of work and two hotel nights for a couple that I only marginally like...it would be a slightly easier decision. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 NO FURTHER QUESTIONS FOR CLINT. God damn I hit the bleepin weights like a champ tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 holy shit is that true? i'm gonna go look this up.......Did Tilt hack your account? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Hey whatever man. It seemed like it could be true. I'm smart, not like they say Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 yeah napa why don't you just go ahead and go so you can hang out with your parents and make out with your mom or something cause that's what ron mexico does because he's an adult. man I read this article in the latest gq last night about dudes with anorexia. they were talking about how this one guy was eating only 400 calories a day and how that was just so dangerous! what a bunch of fags. I can do that or even lower for decent period of time and still hoover around an overweight bmi. if you're still eating at all then you're not anorexic. and that's all we need in a society of fat bastards, some group of people saying it's just way too dangerous to eat less so don't even chance it. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 ok, does anybody else see the above as one huge paragraph? I know I put a bunch of lines between "adult" and "man" when I posted it but looking at it on my phone it's one big paragraph. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 It's one big, ugly paragraph. Freudian posting? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 god damn stupid forum. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 there, fixed it. stupid god damn forum. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 yeah napa why don't you just go ahead and go so you can hang out with your parents and make out with your mom or something cause that's what ron mexico does because he's an adult. MUTHER F'R DID YOU NOT READ MY ATTORNEY'S STATEMENT?! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 But...400 calories...that is unhealthy. Right? I think Gov is still fixing some things in the forum that is making some things a little flooey. Phlooey? No, it's definitely flooey. Flooey is a real word spell-check! Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Math is hard? 2 user(s) are reading this topic 0 members, 0 guests, 1 anonymous users Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 shake, you'll stop with the questions or i'll file an injunction and have your ass in the slammer in five minutes! i still haven't gotten over this forum change. 400 calories is the food i eat while preparing a meal. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 also, i'm having dinner with the lady tonight. i suspect this will be the last time i see her, but you never know. i plan to beg and plead and cry if necessary but that usually doesn't work. bleep it, maybe i threaten to kill myself and everyone else in the restaurant if she doesn't agree to keep dating me. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I don't think you two have been...together...long enough to warrant a dinner break-up. I think her move would've been to just quietly slip away. So I think you're ok until you fuck it up again. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 dammit man i don't want to hear that. i'm going in like its the long walk to the electric chair. you gotta have no hope, because hope can drive a man insane. hope has no use on the inside. i don't know whats going to happen for sure, but i'm going to basically be like hey do you want to keep seeing me, cause i'd like to know. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Dude, just be more confident. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Dude, just be more confident. Pretty sure every other poster just got OL/DR'd. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 i'm going in with so much confidence it will dripping out of my bleep. like a busted pipe. my bleep is like a pipe. long and hard. MAN. Link to post Share on other sites
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