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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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honestly stopped reading his posts or ones directed at him when the tone changed to aggression. tomorrow, I solve a longstanding problem for another department manager. his group started at 32.5k in 2004 and I am honestly wondering if things are any better for them today. nice guy, seems like a great boss. my group manager today said something like, "my money is on them just renewing you." I laughed and said he might wanna reconsider that bet. I really feel like I need to hand in my balls if I allow them to abuse me for another 6 months at this pay.

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Ok, I un-quit. I can't quit you guys. Sorry if I disapointed you, Strat. I was stuck in a moment like U2. You should read "The Defining Decade". It's kind of depressing, but good at the same time.

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and now he has to breakdance through a straw
This is just so damn good.
No offense.
Heh. I kind of wish you gold OLDR'd here.
Time Warner is as much to blame as Napa.
Fuckin' a right.
Just got home from the gym. Did some shoulders and cardio. FeelIng straight jacked.
I've been running a lot with the girlfriend and the dog. I hate it.
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You caught shit for the beer? Tell her you need to be a little buzzed to sex her, so she should appreciate all that you do for her.They don't pick up your recycling once a week at your curb?
No, no recycle pick up. Plus if you have recycle picked up you dont get the crv. I think this last haul was over $100.
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I liked all of the show. I am basically back to full functionality on my server. several hours of free time and a week later. Not doing this again for a long time, and hopefully I will just man up and buy a bigger drive or two instead of linking 4 smaller ones together.

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Tilt, I would just like to point out that I don't remember actually calling you stupid or retarded to your face like these other assholes. (JJJ, don't search/confirm that... let's just assume it's true)

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Peace out.
I spend one afternoon without internet and we shed a member.
Don't you dare tease me like this, my heart couldn't handle it.
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I have no comment on tilty.
So I've always thought that when you've called me brvy that there was a weird connection of love between us, and that deep down your love for me was strong. However, I know that you hate Tilt, and yet here we are. Now I'm questioning everything in my life that I hold dear.
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I don't know if this meets the constraintshttp://m.slickdeals....-599-99-FS-Dell
Thanks for keeping an eye out. I think 55 is the smallest I want to go, and I would pay another 200 for that 5 inches. That's a good deal though.
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Yeah, I sped red through the bickering stuff...Lifes toos hort for griping like a wife that walked downstairs and found that you totally destroyed the den putting together a bunch of shit you bought on the web. so the ups guy decided to unload the stuff at the house instead of the shop... i was too lazy/excited to tear into the stuff.breaking news...just got griped at again for having tools on the granite...who woke the bitch up?Anyhoo...Oh yeah, the beer bottle incident. Oddly enough, several of my friends are whipped enough that they bring their bottles to my place so the wives dont know how much they actually drink. Back when I lived in Henderson most of the year I had no less than twelve of the glass containers full at any given time in the garage. Even built a special rack for them. Got to the point that they wouldnt pick them all up so I started discarding them at an abandoned casino over by sunset station. Once the gang bangers took it over and they erected a giant fence around it I took them to the dumpster at the shop. That triggered the trash truck guy to ratting me out and getting a nasty letter. After that, I put the apprentices to work toting tham all over the valley throwing them in random trash cans. Ever visit vegas and wonder why walmart no longer has trash cans in the parking lot? YeahI had more to say but the screen is getting too blurry...day six of the shot in the ass and all is well. although the wife bent over to put dinner in the over and ended up with a burn on the end of her nose

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Just got home from the gym. Did some shoulders and cardio. FeelIng straight jacked.
YEAH BRO GET RIPPED PROTEIN FLEX
I've been running a lot with the girlfriend and the dog. I hate it.
god it's just the worst isn't it? ran yesterday for the first real time since last monday and it was horrible. it's boring and painful and stupid and it sucks and god damn it why can't I be a naturally skinny person? hell I'd settle for being content with being a fatass. it's not like working out has helped me with women or anything important like that, I just can't stand the feeling of being fat. and boy have I gotten fat lately. took me what, 5 months to drop 10 pounds? put it all back on and then some in under 1. and all without quitting working out or eating a shit ton more. my body is such an idiot fag I hate it. did I have a point? probably just that: I agree, running sucks.
day six of the shot in the ass and all is well. although the wife bent over to put dinner in the over and ended up with a burn on the end of her nose
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you know what really grinds my gears? the phrase, or any variation thereof, "it's in god's hands now." one of my facebook "friend's" mom was apparently having surgery to have her leg removed because she was a diabetic, and the dude posted when she went back to surgery that it was "all in god's hands now." really motherfucker? it isn't in the surgeon's hands who studied in college for 8 years then practiced this exact surgery for another 10 or so? it isn't in the medical community's hands that've been passing knowledge down for thousands of years so that we could be at the point we are today where her recovery doesn't include leeches and burning sage? it wasn't ever in her hands where she stuffed her fat face her entire life even though she knew it adversely affected her health giving her diabetes in the first fucking place? the whole idea that people are powerless over their own situation and that human advancement is only possible through some magical sky dad is just so balls out incredibly ridiculous to me. god it just makes me so incredibly angry when people say that. sorry brv.

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ooooooh, the little check mark in the upper right hand corner of posts on the mobile bersion is to like posts. I thought it was a way to multiquote that I couldn't quite get the hang of. jesus, I've been liking the shit out of pists on this account that I may or may not have actually liked. why did god do that?!

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