I Called In Sick Today

[Essay21 2,385]

My roommates girlfriend just blocked my entrance to my garage spot leaving me to part on the street and I am irrationally angry right now. Like, I could slash her tires and not feel bad.

You'd be absolutely justified. Parking spots need to be respected. This isn't Vietnam, there are rules in a modern society

[Speedziphone 12]

Speedz buddy you beat any deal I could've come up with. I am glad.

Thanks. Pretty sure if they didn't buy me the mac I would've been really pissed for not realizing the deal you found was a short term thing. I'm walking the dog and there's a group of about eight teenagers who just went to Dairy Queen walking behind me, listening to me dictate this into my phone. Meh, whatever

I tend to agree. Shake seems crazy normal, if not above average. And I'm just talking looks. He's solidly in the top 20% in personality/humor.

Once again, having trouble reading sarcasm. Shake is definitely higher than top 20% in all categories… The average person is unbelievably ugly and unfunny.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

You'd be absolutely justified. Parking spots need to be respected. This isn't Vietnam, there are rules in a modern society

There are many like it, but this one is mine

[Essay21 2,385]

For realz. We been in this new place for 3 days and this douche keeps parking in my spot. I had to leave a note. I wish I'd thought of that line.

[Napa_Don 688]

F'n have his ass towed next time. Towing companies live for that shit.

[Essay21 2,385]

I was being a nice guy and gave him a warning. Basically said this shit happens again and along with being towed I will murder your whole family.

[ShakeZuma 585]

My roommates girlfriend just blocked my entrance to my garage spot leaving me to part on the street and I am irrationally angry right now. Like, I could slash her tires and not feel bad.

rape

Haha, I got confused and thought tilt was talking about shake when saying he's banged a ton of good looking chicks.

weird confusionhad a nice night sitting at my married friends' house watching hard core pawn. that shit's cray. sure I wish I were with a female but fuck it. good tv will do guys.

[Essay21 2,385]

What's the crazy married **** buddy up too?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I actually drank last night. Had quite a few vodka cranberry sprites and I'm not ashamed of that at all

You on your period?

Something like that. I'm super bored. I might go to the mall and scope milfs. Maybe buy a samurai sword.

What do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial arts weapon?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

You'd be absolutely justified. Parking spots need to be respected. This isn't Vietnam, there are rules in a modern society

You want a toe? I'll get you a toe

The average person is unbelievably ugly and unfunny.

You don't have to be hurtful you know, I can read

There are many like it, but this one is mine

This is your rifle, this is your gun. This is for fighting and this is for fun?Played cards, lost $120 because I didn't make or get dealt one single hand. Oh wellTilty, I figured she was gonna be a pro. Would you happen to still have her number?

[ShakeZuma 585]

What's the crazy married **** buddy up too?

hell if I know I told her I wasn't doing anything. really didn't want to make it three weekends in a row.

[speedz99 145]

I'm starting to feel like she'll let you off easy...maybe you were just the outlet for her craziness when she was ready to not be married anymore, and will be able to move on to banging all kinds of dudes when she realizes she can.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

Ron quoted like 7 movies there. Impressed.

[ShakeZuma 585]

yeah that's what I'm hoping. gotta try to push her in that direction anyways. our mutual friend assured me that she just wants to be fuck buddies but I mean texting somebody 4 times a day with "how is your day going?" texts is not just fuck buddies. hence why I ignore them.

[ShakeZuma 585]

hey speedz do you still play guitar? I been learning a lot of national stuff lately and it's easy as fuck. might want to learn some in case the old lady stops putting out.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Ron quoted like 7 movies there. Impressed.

It's one of my few skills, sadly. Just watched Intolerable Cruelty for the first time this morning. Sheesh, what too me so damn long?

[speedz99 145]

yeah that's what I'm hoping. gotta try to push her in that direction anyways. our mutual friend assured me that she just wants to be fuck buddies but I mean texting somebody 4 times a day with "how is your day going?" texts is not just fuck buddies. hence why I ignore them.

Yeah, that's somewhat concerning. At least she's ok with you ignoring her...she probably loves it.

hey speedz do you still play guitar? I been learning a lot of national stuff lately and it's easy as fuck. might want to learn some in case the old lady stops putting out.

What songs and where are you finding good tabs? I feel like I've tried (briefly) and couldn't get any I liked. My move used to be going on youtube and finding lessons for particular songs, maybe I should try that.

Just watched Intolerable Cruelty for the first time this morning. Sheesh, what too me so damn long?

Having absolutely anything else to do?

[ShakeZuma 585]

slow show and bloodbuzz ohio are two recent ones. pretty easy basic chord things. just google them and go to the highest rated ultimate guitar tab page.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Not a fan, Speedzy?

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

The national is pretty great. Well, boxer was. The other stuff is pretty mediocre. I'm down here working on this shit and a spider pops out between two paintings, sees me, and then runs back between them before I can commence the stompin' I decided my approach to this install will be getting vnc up and running first and foremost....

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

There are some weights down here. I should do some reps. Is that what they are called?What's a rep?

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

Oh yeah, gonna be ripped

[ShakeZuma 585]

probably shouldn't get started without some protein and maybe some steroids

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

Well when I reached for it I noticed a different kind of spider was ascending up a thread right in front of my face. Guess I'm not gonna get swoll after all.

[ShakeZuma 585]

let 'em bite your biceps