InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I was too bad mannered and crazy to feature before. not sure that anything has changed about me since then, so I have no explanation. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 You should have given them the picture of you grinding in your sunglasses. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I should be featured member any day now!today's my last day on my current team at work (shut up speedz). hope one of the girls gives me a going away blow job. that's a thing right? Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Yes, just like the blow jobs I get every morning before going to work. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 yeah no blow jobs unfortunately, but a bunch of people did decorate my desk with ribbons and streamers and balloons and stuff. it was a very nice sentiment, though I suspect it was less "congratulations" and more "gtfo." also: currently pooping one of the biggest poops of my life. I don't remember eating this much. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 we had some practice problems in class this morning. i got 24 of 50 correct. looks like i won't be putting cane to shame. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 i see how it is, i'm a leper now. well **** you guys then. although i did just dominate a practice essay on corporations. you better believe a nigga just pierced that corporate veil. but yeah if i actually pass this thing it will be the first time i've done anything in my life i'll actually be proud of. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Do work, SON Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 we had some practice problems in class this morning. i got 24 of 50 correct. looks like i won't be putting cane to shame.I don't know, I bet you can still score 19/50 on your next try. PPE: I'm sure you'll do fine. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 i see how it is, i'm a leper now. well **** you guys then. although i did just dominate a practice essay on corporations. you better believe a nigga just pierced that corporate veil. but yeah if i actually pass this thing it will be the first time i've done anything in my life i'll actually be proud of.Thats really.....sad Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 oh yeah, well i had sex with your wife. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 essay I'm sure you'll do fine. or fail. you might fail. greetings from the BEACH bitches! man the early summer crowd sure is an ugly one. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 essay I'm sure you'll be fine. Totally. You'll be totally fine, Essay. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 I was too bad mannered and crazy to feature before.not sure that anything has changed about me since then, so I have no explanation.A little late on this but I enjoyed your story....once I was able to quit looking at that girls ass along the right side of the page.oh yeah, well i had sex with your wife.Well that explains why she woke up talking about shrimp recipes this morning. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Guy: What was all that talk about shrimp recipes?Girl: Oh, well I had sex with another guy.Guy: ...Girl: He had a small penis.Guy: In that case, it totally doesn't bother me at all! Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 god damn it ocho that was my joke. except I was just going to say "detroit fan" because I had no idea that the team was the tigers.so you got him cutting the grass yet? I have to imagine so since I can't think of any other reason to have a kid. but even if not, congrats and such.Best moments of fatherhood were the first times I said,"son, grab me a beer outta the fridge""son, pick me up a 12-pack on your way home" I should be featured member any day now!today's my last day on my current team at work (shut up speedz). hope one of the girls gives me a going away blow job. that's a thing right?I hope some girl patted you on the ass and said, "good job". Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 essay I'm sure you'll do fine. or fail. you might fail.def gone fail.Totally. You'll be totally fine, Essay.but if i don't, the market sure is rebounding.i don't think it's an exaggeration to say that going to law school is the worst decision i'll ever make in my life. if only i'd listened to mk. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Don't be a bitch Essay. Be Matt Damon. Not Danny DeVito. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Be Danny Devito from Other People's Money.Has anyone here seen that movie? It's like a poor man's Wall Street, but I liked it a lot. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Be Danny Devito from Other People's Money.Has anyone here seen that movie? It's like a poor man's Wall Street, but I liked it a lot.I liked it. Although I haven't seen it for like 25 years. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 It came out 22 years ago you filthy liar. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Don't be a bitch Essay.whenever someone tells me not to be a bitch i laugh. mainly because it makes me think of jonah hill in 'get him to the greek' when he is trying to keep aldous snow from smoking and drinking in the car and jonah takes huge hits and drinks and aldous complains and jonah is like 'don't be a bitch dude.' i always laugh at that one. just the way jonah says it; very funny indeed.i think my motto for this thing will be borrowed from alec baldwin in GGGR: are you going to pass? i know you are because its **** or walk. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Guy: What was all that talk about shrimp recipes?Girl: Oh, well I had sex with another guy.Guy: ...Girl: He had a small penis.Guy: In that case, it totally doesn't bother me at all!Eh, mostly It was a "you have a small dick" joke, stolen from a cartoon in Playboy from years ago, but that's close enough.What the hell is going on with the weather in the NorthWest this year?? June damned 6 and it's 48 degrees and raining. I have a whole crowd of inlaws on their way here for my daughters graduation Friday and the thought of being stuck inside with all of them is.....horrifying. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 I just want the best for you, Homie. That's what it finally came down to for me with the CPA, not that it's as hard as the bar. Just f'n sit down and do it. You didn't spend the past six years of your life doing bullshit just to puss out at the end. You won't be mad that you overstudied like that C I work with was when she found out what I got on Audit. Link to post Share on other sites
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