I Called In Sick Today

[DJ Vu 176]

Playing 4-8? Is he wearing his cool glasses?I was going to post a picture of him wearing those glasses and I found this:"Click here for a semi-SFW picture of Greg Raymer supporting the convergence of strip clubs and poker. (Zoom in for nipple.)"Zoom in for nipple. I want to make this my words, you know, like how House Stark has "Winter is Coming."House Vu: Zoom in for Nipple.

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I assume he's 20-40 lhe but don't know. he had no glasses :(will not be zooming in if I do see him again

[DJ Vu 176]

I mean, it was her nipple, not his. But the whole picture was quite malodorous still. She wasn't attractive, he was still him. Heebie-jeebies.I still like the phrase though.

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this game is perfect for not paying attention. could nap between hands. +100ish.

[ShakeZuma 585]

Am I the only one that goes to a bank that uses a system where you get the next available teller?

well like normal people under 87 I haven't been inside a bank in so long I can't remember, but I'm pretty sure I do like brv said and go to the first one that makes eye contact.

bank.

this slayed me.

In a supermarket it would be the shortest line, unless the person looked really stupid, or they were really slow with previous customers.

now supermarkets I always try for the cutest chick. hell sometimes I choose it even if the line is noticeably longer, fully understanding that she's going to think it's weird. fuck it you know. although that goes out the window if there's an obvious welfare recipient there. avoid those lines at all cost.

I don't know how people type on iPhones in portrait. landscape is clearly better.

the fact that you can't landscape the map is one of my least favorite things on earth.I'm drinking scotch right now. johnnie walker black. I can actually see my self enjoying this eventually. I'm finally becoming a man!

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if they spread this more I will definitely be getting an iPhone

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

That's a really interesting situation that you get to see and talk to both random people in a failed relationship. That's really interesting. (for me.)

All the time. Money is the first thing they run for

And forget about the "chips" too...Have the exhaust uncorked and take it to a tuner that has a dyno. Every car is different and those guys can squeeze every bit of power out of it possibleJust make sure the car is out of warranty because the dealers can tell if the ecm has been reflashed. Bye Bye warranty

damn you. What about exhaust and cold air kit. I do like to step on it quite a bit. Up to 80mph then shut it down.

I mean, it was her nipple, not his. But the whole picture was quite malodorous still. She wasn't attractive, he was still him. Heebie-jeebies.I still like the phrase though.

Not gorgeous, but certainly very serviceable. Great body. Even with the dick

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I have had to deliver the "you lost $30k last week" news before

[LongLiveYorke 38]

raymer is here

Sick. Did you ask for his autograph from 6 years ago?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I have had to deliver the "you lost $30k last week" news before

How's that? Why? In what setting? In my absence, you've traded?

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How's that? Why? In what setting? In my absence, you've traded?

nah, nasty divorce scenario. I'm sure she got it back, or half of it.

[brvheart 1,752]

And it was Ron asking, not brv.

Thank you, I was seriously confused.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

stay near the exits!

This is better than the joke I forgot to make.

I don't know how people type on iPhones in portrait. landscape is clearly better.

I don't know what they did but I hate typing on my iPhone since ios5. I think they made the spacebar taller (z-row gets interpreted as a space a lot) and I get weird lags now. Unimpressed.

I'm drinking scotch right now. johnnie walker black. I can actually see my self enjoying this eventually. I'm finally becoming a man!

wait until you try some good scotch!

[Sickinfo2 291]

I'm drinking scotch right now. johnnie walker black.

OOOOoooooh....I like some black walker...In related newsI met with the wifes family at a mexican joint this evening. I was the only one drinking. Seated in front of the wifes sisters husbands mom and dad. Drank five large dosxx draftsYeah...imagine the hilarity when I mentioned Tonys stent operation and how his goob and nuts turned black after the procedure...Wifes sister who is a nurse: "Yeah, the bruising goes to the lowest point"Me: "Well....he griped to the nurse about it"WSWIAN: "We hear that all the time"Me (loudly): "Tony told the nurse that he got a black transplant without the benefits" (entire table laughs like crazy)Wifes sisters husbands mother: "Beans....theres a black man sitting right behind us"(Beans slugs down half a large mug)"I dont give a fuck" true story if I ever told one....

damn you. What about exhaust and cold air kit. I do like to step on it quite a bit. Up to 80mph then shut it down.

If youre planning on spending three grand, invest in a mid range cam and a tune...Forward the vehicle details....make model engine options final drive ratio.... where you live.... and major credit card number. I already have a couple but they may be out of dateJust kidding of course. Flashback to the past. All seriousness aside, dont be suckered into a scam. Ill be damned if your car has had more than five minutes of full throttle applied in its lifetimeIn other news...I have never met Raymer but I did spend an entire night in tunica with moneymaker. Bastard can hold his liquor. Cant play twenty one for shit

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I figured I would get an exhaust, cold air kit and a tune and call it a day. I just got into all of this and don't want to spend a fortune. I figured $2k tops. Hell, I love it as is. But you've turned my world upside down. Maybe no cold air kit now. Forgot how to post pics, especially from an IPad, but go on to your Facebook account, look me up and you'll see The Commodore

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

this water fountain bit in the latest parks and rec is fucking incredibleso simple, yet I've been sitting here laughing about it for like 15 minutes

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

saw this cute girl I knew from high school as I was leaving the casino. she was with her boyfriend; I was pretty mad about it. crush the game, still feel like a loser as I'm walking out. they were both wearing north face.

[brvheart 1,752]

I laughed harder during that Parks and Rec than at anything for at least a month. When Ron is in the doorway and says:"It reminds me of the time when my Dad made me choose between my two pet calves, which one to slaughter for my sixth birthday."DVR pause - laughing"I couldn't choose, so I slaughtered both of them. They were delicious."DVR pause

[Sickinfo2 291]

If you are able to recognize anything at all after leaving a casino you are way ahead of me...I'm not sure if I'm complimenting you or degrading myselfBoth I suppose...I plan on being either a ghost or Bigfoot hunter when I grow up

[speedz99 145]

saw this cute girl I knew from high school as I was leaving the casino. she was with her boyfriend; I was pretty mad about it. crush the game, still feel like a loser as I'm walking out. they were both wearing north face.

If only you had whipped out your phone, shown them the Condescending Wonka meme, impressed her with your Internet wit, and taken her home for some stuffing. If only.

DVR pause

You're doing it wrong.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

If you are able to recognize anything at all after leaving a casino you are way ahead of me...I'm not sure if I'm complimenting you or degrading myselfBoth I suppose...

you're still winning, beansy. there's probably no one who gets more fun out of casino shenaniganry than you. I'm the complete opposite because I'm trying to treat it like a part-time job.

If only you had whipped out your phone, shown them the Condescending Wonka meme, impressed her with your Internet wit, and taken her home for some stuffing. If only.

if only I had a real phone, me piece of shit.

[brvheart 1,752]

You're doing it wrong.

I eventually started it back up again after a long laugh break.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

I may have contradicted this in the past, but I think andy is the funniest character on that show. tommy h is really good and all, but andy's facial expressions are too good.the bit where he bangs his head as he's hanging his band's gold record, maybe the best cheap laugh I've ever seen?

[brvheart 1,752]

Ron is the best, but it's because he's used very sparingly. He's almost like Creed or Stanley in The Office.Andy is definitely the best "main" character.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]