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that is pretty much exactly what I look like.think I actually slept last night, which is nice. we'll see what the day brings I suppose.

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I have been in and out of consciousness since 5am for some reason. gotta work here in 30. that'll teach me for going to bed at a normal hour.fyi, my work experience gif would be me hitting a home run over a fence placed five feet in front of the plate, celebrating exuberantly

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and she's ugly!
Hey, she's nicely put together.So bored. Someone do something to help me out. I tried downloading a video game for the first time in about 15 years (Amnesia: something about a dark descent), but my computer doesn't have the right drivers or some bullshit. So bored.Edit: Oh, you were joking. I HATE JOKES.
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when i think of shake on his busines trip, it looks a lot like this:tumblr_lyxpwrIHrv1rnbqq8o1_500.gif
Damn, I will always imagine and truly believe that Shake has that hat and wears it work and well, on dates and pretty much everywhere outside of his umm, abode.
ugh, nails on a chalkboard
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Hey, she's nicely put together.So bored. Someone do something to help me out. I tried downloading a video game for the first time in about 15 years (Amnesia: something about a dark descent), but my computer doesn't have the right drivers or some bullshit. So bored.Edit: Oh, you were joking. I HATE JOKES.
amnesia is a pretty cool game. I actually didn't play it, I just watched someone else play it. and laughed at them for being rightfully terrified.
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league of legends is free and ridic fun ofcrough learning curve but it adjusts to your skill level as you play a few matches.you know, I was thinking turbotax. I will have to look at it when I get back. I don't even have a pressing need for whatever I'm getting refunded, I'm just tired of thinking about this crap.

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amnesia is a pretty cool game. I actually didn't play it, I just watched someone else play it. and laughed at them for being rightfully terrified.
Yeah, I've heard people get pretty into it and legitimately scared. I feel like that'd be an interesting experience.
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