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Just because the genie will stop them from raping you does not mean the genie will stop them from killing you. There is no one in this thread besides maybe Scram who is tough enough to survive 1800+ days in a real prison. If we are talking a real prison, I'd take the rape because otherwise I'd certainly be killed.That's my dilemma Dread: Are we talking Federal country club prison or max security pound you in the ass prison.
We aren't in a Turkish prison dude. How often do you think nonviolent offenders are murdered in US prisons?!?
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you think that's fucked? they had had brooklyn brand SUMMER ALE in the grocery store last weekend. DUDE.
I don't drink beers based on the season. I'm not that sophistimacated.
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yeah I think everybody else is really making a big deal out of this whole butt rape thing. I mean, no, I've never been butt raped, but I've also never had a manicure and I think I can make a pretty good guess on the ins and outs of that as well. I mean the only thing I'd be really worried about is the long term stuff, like aids or a colostomy bag or some shit, and we've already determined that they're out. so if everything's back to normal back there after 7 days and it keeps me from spending 5 freaking years locked up with rapists, murderers, and types of blacks, then shit, bubba's got him a new girlfriend.
You make a good point. And really, what's the difference between that and some chick with a strap-on, right? Why's everyone looking at me?
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Big mistake. Huge.
I know it's really spelled "sophisticated."I suppose I drink beers seasonally, but that's more because it's dictated by availability. I don't really have a beer of choice; I'm always buying something different.
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Ha.You know how in some, um, movies there will be two girls and one will have a strap-on and the other will start sucking it...that doesn't really make any sense, does it? Like, for either party involved. Man, if IQCrash doesn't show up in this thread soon, I'll be surprised.
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We aren't in a Turkish prison dude. How often do you think nonviolent offenders are murdered in US prisons?!?
I guess I watch too many movies. Prison is no fairy-tale world, Brv.
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not real sure why goose summer isn't a year round thing. just rename it, or don't, I'd still buy it. if it's not the best beer I've had, it's close.
I really enjoy Summer Shandy and buy a few 6 packs to get me through winter.
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that reminds me. I've noticed quite a few regulars who come in to seek approval from the boss to overdraw their accounts a few days before their social security checks arrive. I made a "[bank name] & payday loans" joke today when I realized what I was seeing. the line is not so thick.there's someone that actually breaks a bunch of rules every week with their deposit, stuff we'd never do for anyone else, because it involves them eating a bunch of NSF fees in the interim. has been going on for months and months, don't even want to think about the APY on that account.
I'm no longer in the padyday loan industry, or any other industry at the moment, but this is the elephant in the room on this topic.The fact is that many banks, Chase and Wells Fargo are the first to come to mind, allow customers to essentially take out a payday loan, for a fee of course, but do so in a way that is not governed by the same laws of the payday industry. Namely having to disclose the fee charged as an APR. Most have heard the media screaming about payday loan companies charging "391% interest". In fact, payday lenders charges a fee, usually $15 per $100 borrowed. If you take this fee and calculate it as an APR, figuring in the 14 day term (actual payday loans average around 17 days but 14 are used for disclosure purposes) it inflates the APR to 391%.Wells Fargo has a "direct deposit advance" feature where customers can borrow against their direct deposit for approx. $20 per $100 borrowed. Chase allows customers to use their "overdraft protection" (you can actually withdraw money going into the negative up to your overdraft limit, often at least $1,000) and they charge you an overdraft fee for each withdrawl. These banks do not have to disclose the relative APR the customer is charged, are not limited by state laws that often limit the amount customers can borrow and make BILLIONS a year from these fee's.Which is why the banking industry is the #1 supporter of laws eliminating payday loans in various states. The year after payday loans were outlawed in North Carolina, the banking industry saw an increase in NSF charges in the hundreds of millions. Studies have also shown that after payday lending is banned, consumers are in worse financial shape than they were when they had this option.Federal Reserve Bank of New YorkStaff Reportshttp://ftp.ny.frb.org/research/staff_reports/sr309.pdf"Payday loans are widely condemned as a “predatory debt trap.” We test that claim byresearching how households in Georgia and North Carolina have fared since those statesbanned payday loans in May 2004 and December 2005. Compared with households instates where payday lending is permitted, households in Georgia have bounced morechecks, complained more to the Federal Trade Commission about lenders and debtcollectors, and filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy protection at a higher rate. North Carolinahouseholds have fared about the same. This negative correlation—reduced payday creditsupply, increased credit problems—contradicts the debt trap critique of payday lending,but is consistent with the hypothesis that payday credit is preferable to substitutes such asthe bounced-check “protection” sold by credit unions and banks or loans frompawnshops."/useless information nobody cares about
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Big mistake. Huge.
Indubitably. Porter season is upon us, and it's my favorite.
My roommates real estate agent bought him a Sam Adams seasonal box yesterday as a thank you and so I had a winter porter yesterday. It was good.
Was it the Holiday Porter or the winter ale? Holiday Porter is the 2nd best beer in the box, with Old Fezziwig taken the gold medal by a lot.
i haven't looked at the thread in weeks. nice to see it back on point. founders porter is really blowin my hair back lately.
Not sure I've had the porter, but the breakfast stout sure is something. Double chocolate something or other, unique and tasty.Also, the Angels stuff is pretty cray. Pujols is surprising, but to add CJ on top of that is impressive. Especially when they're paying Vernon Wells $22 million next year too.
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I suppose I drink beers seasonally, but that's more because it's dictated by availability. I don't really have a beer of choice; I'm always buying something different.
What the hell? First you said you don't drink seasonal beers, now you're pretty much giving the definition of someone who regularly enjoys seasonal beers.
You know how in some, um, movies there will be two girls and one will have a strap-on and the other will start sucking it...that doesn't really make any sense, does it? Like, for either party involved.
Uh, it's porn. They're not doing it for each other, they're doing it for us. And, as far as the audience is concerned, there's not much difference between a girl sucking a dildo and sucking the real thing.
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What the hell? First you said you don't drink seasonal beers, now you're pretty much giving the definition of someone who regularly enjoys seasonal beers.
I said I don't drink beer seasonally, not I don't drink seasonal beers.What I meant was that I don't think, "It's getting cold, time for a winter beer." I just sort of pick stuff randomly. Which is why I said I wasn't a sophisticated beer drinker, but I still enjoy a wide variety of beers.
Uh, it's porn. They're not doing it for each other, they're doing it for us.
I feel like a kid finding out Santa Claus isn't real.
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I said I don't drink beer seasonally, not I don't drink seasonal beers.What I meant was that I don't think, "It's getting cold, time for a winter beer." I just sort of pick stuff randomly. Which is why I said I wasn't a sophisticated beer drinker, but I still enjoy a wide variety of beers.
I see what you're saying, but I'd argue that you do drink beers seasonally, even if not because you specifically set out to do so.
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And, as far as the audience is concerned, there's not much difference between a girl sucking a dildo and sucking the real thing.
I need reality in my porn. It's why I could never fantasize about Halle Berry or Scarlett Johansen. I know that is never going to happen.But that trashy girl at the bar I saw, sorta cute, nice rack, slightly crooked teeth. Yup, she's a possibility.
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not real sure why goose summer isn't a year round thing. just rename it, or don't, I'd still buy it. if it's not the best beer I've had, it's close.
312 is pretty close to Goose Island Summer Ale, and is my favorite beer in the whole wide world! so you should drink that
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312 is pretty close to Goose Island Summer Ale, and is my favorite beer in the whole wide world! so you should drink that
sadly, they stopped distributing in kansas. good thing I'll be moving to MO soon. probably.
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