Nikki_N 17 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Male cats with dental disease have trouble mating. Who can guess why?You got it. They have to be able to bite the girl's scruff to help hold her down. Cats!TMYK!Called in sick today. Unfortunately, I'm actually sick. Food poisoning or stomach flu. Worse possible timing for work. This sucks. But hey, at least I'm not Shake.I went to work and got sent home. I would've called in but Mondays are a bad day for me to miss and after the holiday, I didn't want to look like a whiny bitch trying to get another day off for Thanksgiving.Yeah, I looked on my insurance card and theres a 24/7 nurse number so I called that and explained my situation. Someones going to be calling me back and hopefully they'll help me out. I'm sure you're all on pins and needles. Thanks for nothing, Shake.Well, I feel like a whiny bitch now, compared to you. You might have something really wrong and I just have a crappy cold. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Nah, I'm the whiny bitch I'm sure it was just my combo of sherbert/leftover pizza/turkey sandwhich that I ate, in that order, yesterday. I was just bored and am hoping they'll ask for a stool sample and I'll get to "accidentally" poop on someone. Also, just nailed "Za-ray-ah" in the "match the name to the black baby". Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Great, being handed off to a physicians assistant. Ya, like the guy in the $3,000 Northface jacket wants to be seen by a PA. COME ON!Cane, you get first dibs at the lawful death lawsuit when she (A WOMAN NO LESS) misdiagnoses me and my gall bladder explodes. Guap gets to handle my financial biz-nass.Cane, first order of business is sending my recommendation letter for Strat for my old job once I am post-mortem, or whatever. Chip chop chip.Edit: Also, Cane, make sure Shake gets my bed to not have sex on either. He has to get his own bedset though, that babies going in the coffin with me. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I'm in the waiting lobby now at an urgent care center and really need to use the bathroom, but it's adjoined to the waiting room and I'm positive people will hear me if I go. Quite the conundrum.Whatever, they can deal with it. And you can record their reactions for us.My philosophy is to insert FCP names in place of real people names.I've never actually put this philosophy to use, but I like it as an idea.Do you though?I'm playing "guess which black baby that name goes with".I thought you live in Iowa.Nah, I'm the whiny bitch I'm sure it was just my combo of sherbert/leftover pizza/turkey sandwhich that I ate, in that order, yesterday.If that's enough to bother your stomach, you should be going to a doctor regardless.Also, it's "sherbet". Shocking, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Do you though?Also, it's "sherbet". Shocking, right?Yes?"Sorbet" Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Great, being handed off to a physicians assistant. Ya, like the guy in the $3,000 Northface jacket wants to be seen by a PA.That actually might be a good thing. Similar training, less ego.Edit: Also, Cane, make sure Shake gets my bed to not have sex on either. He has to get his own bedset though, that babies going in the coffin with me.Dude, don't let him put his nastyass sheets on your beautiful bed. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 "Sorbet"Are you saying it's not shocking? Because I certainly was shocked. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Pretty sure theirs an R in there, just like in warsh. And that's usually not enough to get my stomach upset. I can't remember the last time I vomited that wasn't alcohol related. No, I'm actually a little worried as I've never experienced. Last time I stayed home because of a stomach ache I had my appendix out later that day. IRT the bathroom...the people nearby cleared out and so I went for it. Ended up being no big deal. Sorry. I'm really bored, if you couldn't tell.Edit: It's definitely sherbet. I'm not Dawson here. Link: http://www.bluebunny.com/Search/Products/q/Sherbet (the rainbow kind) Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Are you saying it's not shocking? Because I certainly was shocked.I wasn't shocked, but I imagine some lesser lights* might be. Edit: It's definitely sherbet. I'm not Dawson here.You wrote "sherbert."*Upon further review, I don't really know what a lesser light is. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Light in the loafers? Isn't that something our grandfathers would have said about a gay guy if they weren't homophobic but were amused by their existence? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I know I misspelled it originally. But then you said "sorbet" which isn't that like fancy fruit ice cream? IM SICK OKAYended up getting to see a doctor. He said virus and if I'm still going as frequently as I am now, on Friday, to give him a call. Gave me something for the stomach and sent me on my way. Just like they do to the Inuit who are no longer useful to the clan. I'd start filling out the paperwork now, Cane. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 ended up getting to see a doctor. He said virus and if I'm still going as frequently as I am now, on Friday, to give him a call. Gave me something for the stomach and sent me on my way.What makes you think it's gallbladder related? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Called in sick today. Unfortunately, I'm actually sick. Food poisoning or stomach flu. Worse possible timing for work. This sucks. But hey, at least I'm not Shake.Never call in sick on Monday or Friday. Everyone will think you're lying. On Monday and Friday you have to go to work and then leave after an hour. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 What makes you think it's gallbladder related?I googled my pretty specific symptoms and all that came up was "something is wrong with your gallbladder". And I've seen every episode of house. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I googled my pretty specific symptoms and all that came up was "something is wrong with your gallbladder". And I've seen every episode of house.Well then at least you know it ain't lupus. Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I know I misspelled it originally. But then you said "sorbet" which isn't that like fancy fruit ice cream? IM SICK OKAYOh, I was just trying to be snooty. I think there are some minor differences between sorbet and sherbet. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 oh man I'm pretty excited about getting a new bed Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Is that really a possibility? Maybe something like G4 (that's a network, right?) would pick it up. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Gamingthey've talked to ESPN, don't know if anything has been made public about what's happening there. like I've said before, they have as many people watching the streams as ESPN gets for the oddball stuff they sometimes show on ESPN2, and the growth on those numbers is quickly becoming absurd.some people argue that we don't want it to be televised because of all the restrictions that come with that. I personally don't give a shit if a bunch of money and attention flows to it (it's good no matter who's watching it with me), but the pro players are obviously going bonkers over it right now. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 oh man, my brother is so mad at me. I mean, I was already looking at this stock (have been for like 2 years now), but he brought up the idea of buying it on 11/24. normally, I'd have told him I went long, but this is actually a direct copy/paste of an email he sent on 11/23 (s&p lost 2.21%). How's that index fund treating you lately?Sent from my iPadlike, not that I even have any valuable insight--I just got crazy lucky--but still. if you wanna know what I'm thinking/doing, you don't shit talk me after you know I've been pummeled. if that's not a basic ground rule, it should be. I think I was correct to rub his nose in it this morning. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Mr. Sark, Hutch, and Seananners have to be part of it or I won't watch it. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Never call in sick on Monday or Friday. Everyone will think you're lying. On Monday and Friday you have to go to work and then leave after an hour.That's what I did. Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Gamingthey've talked to ESPN, don't know if anything has been made public about what's happening there. like I've said before, they have as many people watching the streams as ESPN gets for the oddball stuff they sometimes show on ESPN2, and the growth on those numbers is quickly becoming absurd.some people argue that we don't want it to be televised because of all the restrictions that come with that. I personally don't give a shit if a bunch of money and attention flows to it (it's good no matter who's watching it with me), but the pro players are obviously going bonkers over it right now. Elaborate dick moves in online gaming. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 hey brv can you do me a favor and go by napa's house tonight and make sure he's dead then ship me his mattress? kinda wanna expedite this whole new bed thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 hey brv can you do me a favor and go by napa's house tonight and make sure he's dead then ship me his mattress?I don't really see brvheart as the hitman type. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 hey brv can you do me a favor and go by napa's house tonight and make sure he's dead then ship me his mattress? kinda wanna expedite this whole new bed thing.What if he dies in the bed? Is that still an upgrade? Link to post Share on other sites
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