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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I'm sure you look ridiculous next to your colleagues as it is, so you might as well go all out and rock an ascott.
probably gonna wear jeans and a ratty t-shirt tomorrow just to fuck with their heads. but you're right, I do.
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The girlfriend got some new piercings (in the ear, don't get excited) when we were in nyc a few weeks back, and the shop had a model twig&berries that demonstrated pretty much every genital piercing possible. It was...difficult to look at.

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suited, I'm telling you, you gotta go half-windsor. in all honesty, up until today I had always gone four in hand, mainly because it was the only knot I had bothered to memorize, but now that I know the half windsor, it's just so much better. you'd have been disappointed though; the tie was a full 3 1/2 incher. I looked like a politician.

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suited, I'm telling you, you gotta go half-windsor. in all honesty, up until today I had always gone four in hand, mainly because it was the only knot I had bothered to memorize, but now that I know the half windsor, it's just so much better. you'd have been disappointed though; the tie was a full 3 1/2 incher. I looked like a politician.
Gotta have a thick tie with a half windsor. Real question is how wide was the collar of the shirt?
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suited, I'm telling you, you gotta go half-windsor. in all honesty, up until today I had always gone four in hand, mainly because it was the only knot I had bothered to memorize, but now that I know the half windsor, it's just so much better. you'd have been disappointed though; the tie was a full 3 1/2 incher. I looked like a politician.
just for you shakey i'll youtube how to tie a half-windsor and rock it at work tomorrow.
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I think that sounds like a fine idea. just make sure it is a decent sized tie, the regular 3 to 3 1/2 is fine, and make sure you do it with a more spread than forward point collar. gotta be 90 degrees or greater or you'll look like a FOOL.

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I think that sounds like a fine idea. just make sure it is a decent sized tie, the regular 3 to 3 1/2 is fine, and make sure you do it with a more spread than forward point collar. gotta be 90 degrees or greater or you'll look like a FOOL.
i found this:
it was incredibly informative and stimulating.edit: first few attempts were complete failures.
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yeah that's a decent demonstration but for the love of god, cinch it up more than she did. that damn thing had an inch of opening at the bottom and you should be less than a centimeter there.seriously guys I'm straight

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i had to watch it again to notice that, because the first time i was too busy staring at her TITS - cause i'm straight.i decided your advice was stupid (to use a wide tie) and i went and got my royal blue gingham cotton skinny tie and the first attempt was a rousing success.

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No way I could ever go with a half-windsor. I'm too tall. It's already almost impossible to find ties that are long enough to go down to my waist. I have to use as little fabric as possible when making my knot.

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I want to adjust her triangle, if you know what I mean.Also, her full windsor is horrible.
I gotta wonder how much money she's making doing that. pretty awesome idea if you ask me. bad instructional videos featuring some generic-attractive woman.I found a really awesome wallpaper on reddit today.thinking about uploading all 450+ of my unorganized, randomly sized wallpapers to picasa tonight. will share the link if I do. I basically hate scifi/fake things, but tolerate some color tomfoolery in good scenic-type stuff.also, pepsi throwback
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