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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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So what's up with all the turtle examples?I thought the triceracow was pretty cool and the six legged lamb was kind of creepy. Sheep shouldn't be creepy.
The lamb was definitely the creepiest. I'd lovehate to see a video of it scampering around.I think turtles are just prone to that mutation. And they're cute when it happens.
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Designated Litterby Summer Anne Burton - November 18, 2011In this photo, my cat Irwin is wearing my Houston Astros ice cream helmet. I got this helmet at a game on my 27th birthday, and it once contained Blue Bell Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream (the best ice cream in the world, made in Brenham, Texas). Irwin doesn’t want to wear the helmet, and it took me awhile to get it on, but I make him wear it anyway because he’s my cat and I can make him do things like wear hats. I could have worn the hat instead, but I know I can just have Irwin do it. In exchange for his pride, I give him food, clean up his poop, and scratch his cheeks. I like to think he puts up with it because he loves me, but it might be because he doesn’t have a choice — he knows he can’t beat me up or else he wouldn’t have an owner at all.irwins.jpgIn the metaphor I’m constructing, the part of Irwin is played by the Houston Astros and the part of me is played by Bud Selig and the part of the ice cream helmet is played by the American League.

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this made me laugh

Six weeks ago, Ray had a two-headed box turtle that was connected at the plastron, the bottom part of the shell, and things were so bad that he considered doing something he had never done before: Having them surgically separated.Although he came close to getting a vet to do an operation, the turtles tragically died before that could take place.
so I was talking to my mom about this idea, and she reminded me that there's a friend of a friend trying to get me into this training program with wells fargo to be in the department making margin calls, and selling shit for them if they can't maintain all their positions. it doesn't sound like a great job or anything, but it sounds like it could lead awesome places. so I'm asking my buddy if being in a temp position with them in IA would prove problematic if I wanted to do this other job for WF in MO.
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Now who's the one with all the job prospects???well theraflu strategy really messed this non-quoted post all up huh
this iowa thing was always on the table, but I didn't have enough money to do it without using my parents as a safety net. and I honestly have no idea what chance my friend has of actually getting me into this margin call thing.it's a funny story. I only have this lead because he came into my branch to close his account just before moving to take this job. he was talking it up, saying how he could get me recommended and whatnot, right in front of my boss, without any prompting from me. it's actually not a funny story or anything.69 User(s) are reading this topic (64 Guests and 3 Anonymous Users)2 Members: Love4hockey, Dawson Leeryso uh, what's the word?
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Fine, strat, well get some beers. And if you ask me to help unpack and I'm free I'll say yes because I'm terrible at lying. I think you would get along with my buddy though.
probs. you should try watching some of this weekend, it's this big MLG event in providence. even if for no reason other than to see day9 do stuff like this.
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Rolled the dice, turned down the PE offer...haven't heard anything since my interview yesterday from the firm I want (they know I had an offer that expired today, so I thought I would have heard something...)

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probs. you should try watching some of this weekend, it's this big MLG event in providence. even if for no reason other than to see day9 do stuff like this.
I got a friend heading to Providence tonight. I won't be there.
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Rolled the dice, turned down the PE offer...haven't heard anything since my interview yesterday from the firm I want (they know I had an offer that expired today, so I thought I would have heard something...)
I think you made the right call. I hope they don't make you sweat for too long.
I got a friend heading to Providence tonight. I won't be there.
looks like day9 won't be there, and he's being replaced with this awful annoying caster. so maybe it's best you skipped it.
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Rolled the dice, turned down the PE offer...haven't heard anything since my interview yesterday from the firm I want (they know I had an offer that expired today, so I thought I would have heard something...)
oh, maybe I was wrong. guess you're fucked.
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ok I mean really, there is no way that everybody in this thread is out doing something fun tonight. COME ON. am I really the biggest loser that I know not only in real life, but also on the internet? jesus christ even strategy has video games

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ok I mean really, there is no way that everybody in this thread is out doing something fun tonight. COME ON. am I really the biggest loser that I know not only in real life, but also on the internet? jesus christ even strategy has video games
http://www.youtube.com/majorleaguegaming?feature=tickerJOIN ME
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ok I mean really, there is no way that everybody in this thread is out doing something fun tonight. COME ON. am I really the biggest loser that I know not only in real life, but also on the internet? jesus christ even strategy has video games
I'm here. I'm in bed. It's 7:26PM. You probably don't want to hang with me.
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that's a man who really knows taco bell.

Also, I'm going to the game also. I'll be on the home team sidelines if you need me.
did you get a good look at the espn sideline reporter? her name is samantha steele and i'm in love with her.
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