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If I followed this advice I would wear pajamas to work. I want the kind of job that makes me powerful enough to wear whatever the **** I feel like wearing.
Well, had a guy get out of his car, about 50 years old, 5'8" 280lbs wearing boxer shorts and dress shoes and it's 38 degrees out. Remember the girl I took the picture of? The hottie? She came back in a year or two later with some young black hoodlum and looked like she was wrung out to dry on drugs? She came back in the other day, still with the hoodlum only married with 2 kids. He's not working and she wanted to buy him a car, only she doesn't really work. Looked hot, but damn, dumber than a boxoroxs.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Alex is now my best friend.
Don't encourage him.
I would dress in all orange puma gear. Maybe white pants now and then.
You want to be a pimp?
Pretty much just March Madness.I can understand why some people might prefer college to pros, but I just can't get past the inferior quality of play. The Cleveland Cavaliers would mop the floor with North Carolina. But, yeah, I'll probably watch now.
Concur. Except for the watching now part.
Yeah, must be fuckin' rough dude. Praying for you.
Haha.
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Yeah, must be fuckin' rough dude. Praying for you.
U jelly bro?I feel like I'm getting a lot of shit for this. If you were my age, had a pretty serious girlfriend and were told you had to move across the country in 6 weeks or find another job, had an offer you didn't really want that is going to self-destruct in 24 hours and an interview with a firm you really wanted but hadn't heard anything from them, you would probably be freaking out right now too. I know that financially the options I have are good, but still a lot of big life changing decisions going on here, so BACK OFF EVERYONE.
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I feel like I'm getting a lot of shit for this. If you were my age, had a pretty serious girlfriend and were told you had to move across the country in 6 weeks or find another job, had an offer you didn't really want that is going to self-destruct in 24 hours and an interview with a firm you really wanted but hadn't heard anything from them, you would probably be freaking out right now too.
Strat's head asplode.
I know that financially the options I have are good, but still a lot of big life changing decisions going on here, so BACK OFF EVERYONE.
I think we all just assume that everything will turn out just fine. It does sound stressful though.
Whoa whoa WHOA. I don't know who you are.
I mean, why else would we have not heard about any STUFFing lately?
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I mean, why else would we have not heard about any STUFFing lately?
Point conceded.If you think it's slow around off topic lately, it's been about 29 hours since there was a post in the general poker forum. Um, it's been about 29 hours even if you don't think it's slow around here.
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They're just about five years behind the curve in terms of poker no longer being cool.I'm still mildly annoyed about the poker explosion. Going to poker fooms just isn't as fun as it should be.

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Dress for the job you want, not the job you have, right?
exactly! which is why it's so funny for everybody else to see me and go "hey why is that idiot wearing a tie like he's important?"
One game had Tayshawn, the other game had Tayshwan.
I find it hard to believe that there are fewer Tayshawns in the NBA
Yeah, must be fuckin' rough dude. Praying for you.
this is really good.
I feel like I'm getting a lot of shit for this.
it's just because we hate you. no, really, it's what speedz said basically. I mean, you just learned that your job was going away and you've already gotten 2 interviews (maybe more?) and 1 offer. it's pretty obvious that you have a lot of options, and if the job market is like it is and you have this many options now, then hell, you're gonna be able to do anything you want. so we know you'll be fine. or at least better than me and strat.plus you're the 1% so FUCK YOU BUDDY
Going to poker fooms just isn't as fun as it should be.
but it sure sounds delightful!
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imagine that you have a four-figure net worth, you live with your parents, you don't have any job opportunities, and the last time you knew what you wanted to do with your life was over two years ago. I deleted my facebook a long time ago, blocked a bunch of friends on IM, etc. I'm not jealous or angry at anyone in particular. I stopped going to family gatherings because I grew tired of pretending to be optimistic in response to the, "so, what are you doing these days" question. I just don't want to see anyone [anyone to see me] like this.I know my situation is far from unique, and that I am doing better than most of the rest of the world in the scheme of things, but I don't think I should feel as frustrated today as I did back when this was fresh. I probably shouldn't be venting this in everyone else's lighthearted place, sorry...

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I just don't want to see anyone [anyone to see me] like this.
This is an interesting choice...I really like it. Although if you now look at it and say it was somewhat of a typo, I'll be mildly embarrassed.
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U jelly bro?I feel like I'm getting a lot of shit for this. If you were my age, had a pretty serious girlfriend and were told you had to move across the country in 6 weeks or find another job, had an offer you didn't really want that is going to self-destruct in 24 hours and an interview with a firm you really wanted but hadn't heard anything from them, you would probably be freaking out right now too. I know that financially the options I have are good, but still a lot of big life changing decisions going on here, so BACK OFF EVERYONE.
Lol, obv I'm super jelly, but did you not see me giving you congrats when you first mentioned it!?! We all know that you've put in work and shit, etc. Just joshing, brah.Strat, the company is wells fargo. You'd have a better luck asking brv though because my buddy just went through a local temp service. Not sure how that helps you. And at least you have a positive net worth strat. I'm way negative and will be for the foreseeable future.
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imagine that you have a four-figure net worth, you live with your parents, you don't have any job opportunities, and the last time you knew what you wanted to do with your life was over two years ago. I deleted my facebook a long time ago, blocked a bunch of friends on IM, etc. I'm not jealous or angry at anyone in particular. I stopped going to family gatherings because I grew tired of pretending to be optimistic in response to the, "so, what are you doing these days" question. I just don't want to see anyone [anyone to see me] like this.I know my situation is far from unique, and that I am doing better than most of the rest of the world in the scheme of things, but I don't think I should feel as frustrated today as I did back when this was fresh. I probably shouldn't be venting this in everyone else's lighthearted place, sorry...
Exercise. Seriously.
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Yeah, must be fuckin' rough dude. Praying for you.
Very nice.
I think I will be doing something similar Shake. Hi five?
You can come over if you want to. I'll be watching football all day.
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imagine that you have a four-figure net worth, you live with your parents, you don't have any job opportunities, and the last time you knew what you wanted to do with your life was over two years ago. I deleted my facebook a long time ago, blocked a bunch of friends on IM, etc. I'm not jealous or angry at anyone in particular. I stopped going to family gatherings because I grew tired of pretending to be optimistic in response to the, "so, what are you doing these days" question. I just don't want to see anyone [anyone to see me] like this.I know my situation is far from unique, and that I am doing better than most of the rest of the world in the scheme of things, but I don't think I should feel as frustrated today as I did back when this was fresh. I probably shouldn't be venting this in everyone else's lighthearted place, sorry...
so have you not read any of my posts in the last five years? cause you know, I've been pretty much exactly the same, just about 8 years advanced of you (which makes it even sadder since I'm still in the same position as you, so there you go). so I guess my advice is: go back and read all of my posts from the beginning of this site and do the opposite of everything I did. you'll be swimmin' in women in no time.
Exercise. Seriously.
yes this is actually very good advice. it's not gonna get you a job itself, and it's not a cure-all for depression or anything, but it'll give you something to do, give you a goal to work towards, and generally make you feel better, both physically and emotionally (haha, emotions are for faggots). you could exercise to the new m83 cause this thing is rad as balls, no?
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Oh, man, I think I'm busy that day. Maybe next time?
DON'T YOU EVEN ACT LIKE WE DON'T ALREADY HAVE A REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIP, NAPA! I CAN'T HANDLE THAT RIGHT NOW!In other news: Robert Wagner apparently killed Natalie Wood in 1981...http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-na...0,5141657.storyThat dude should NOT have released that statement. It makes him look realllllllly guilty.
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