I Called In Sick Today

[Dread Aidan 8]

those aluminum yellow things? yeah I mean, they're beer purists and said they'd never put it in a can, so I think that was their way of squirming out of that promise. give it a shot, I bet you can't stop at just one bite.

It's 16 oz, not 12 oz. I don't know why you got that wrong.Anyway, I'll have seen it all when I see Randy Tebowing.

[speedz99 145]

Just found out my office is closing at the end of the year. So I either have to move to NY or SF, or find another job (which I've already somewhat started). So this is what it feels like to be Napa and/or Shake.

Ew, NY or SF. Those places can't be better than where you are now!

Come to SF, and I will pretend to go around and bang bitches with you.

Oh, that's who you are.

Seriously what would we do without hackneyed clichés? The pressure of creativity would kill us.

For realsies. Although the cliche is to use that combo when wanting el sexo. I just needed a quick, easy dessert and celebratory drink combo that could be followed by more studying.

[Dread Aidan 8]

Oh, that's who you are.

I guess I just associate you with The Ocho.

[strategy 4]

a customer blew up on me today. I mean, it wasn't that bad, but it just kinda drove the thought into my mind: what the fuck am I doing? where is this going, why did I go to school?so I mean, I guess I'm gonna figure out where I'm gonna live for a bit and just apply from that locale. I have one gamer friend with a roomy apartment in wheeling, don't know though.

[ShakeZuma 585]

haha

I don't really know if your penis is better than Shake in bed.But I would assume so.

hey you wait a god damn min... yeah I guess that's probably right.

You should show up in your Halloween costume.

I completely agree with this in a severely strong manner.

Just found out my office is closing at the end of the year. So I either have to move to NY or SF, or find another job (which I've already somewhat started). So this is what it feels like to be Napa and/or Shake.

noo, no I don't think that's what it feels like. I have a feeling that you're still ever so slightly ahead of me in the accomplishments and marketability departments. JUST A HUNCH.good luck though. want a customer service job paying ten bucks an hour? I could hook you up!oh, and if you hear of anything in your search you go ahead and let me know too. I've got to get a probably year long software installation started and completed by the end of january or else I'm apparently fucked, so you know, things might not be coming up shake here soon either.

those aluminum yellow things? yeah I mean, they're beer purists and said they'd never put it in a can, so I think that was their way of squirming out of that promise. give it a shot, I bet you can't stop at just one bite.he has a lot on his plate right now. bit off more than he could chew.hey, keep me in mind. seriously. I'd be cheap.

sounds like you're really chomping at the bit for some help from dawson...

[strategy 4]

sounds like you're really chomping at the bit for some help from dawson...

my inspiration for that post

[speedz99 145]

Male cats with dental disease have trouble mating. Who can guess why?You got it. They have to be able to bite the girl's scruff to help hold her down. Cats!

[Napa_Don 688]

Male cats with dental disease have trouble mating. Who can guess why?

Because they bite the neck of the female cat when they make el sexo and if their teeth are bad probably can't hold on as well?

You got it. They have to be able to bite the girl's scruff to help hold her down. Cats!

Hey, alright!

[Dawson Leery 12]

noo, no I don't think that's what it feels like. I have a feeling that you're still ever so slightly ahead of me in the accomplishments and marketability departments. JUST A HUNCH.good luck though. want a customer service job paying ten bucks an hour? I could hook you up!oh, and if you hear of anything in your search you go ahead and let me know too. I've got to get a probably year long software installation started and completed by the end of january or else I'm apparently fucked, so you know, things might not be coming up shake here soon either.sounds like you're really chomping at the bit for some help from dawson...

I was about to help you out, but then you spell champing at the bit wrong...

[iZuma 764]

phew, least it didn't have anything to do with me being a complete idiot

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

champing at the bit doesnt sound right. the real question is where will i eat for lunch today. chipotle? nah, i go there to often. mcdonalds? nah, went there the other day. subway? i would, but the subway by me is staffed by some of the stupidest people walking the planet. taco bell? maybe, but bloody poop is probably harmful in some way. some kind of healthy option? haha no.only time will tell. maybe i'll pull a wild card and go someplace you guys aint never heard of. i dont know, i dont know if there will be enough time.

[Napa Lite 3,279]

Ya, well, Dawson, I passed the last CPA exam I took, so only 3 more to go. And I know I didn't pass it the first time like everybody else ever but, dammit, let me have my small victory.

[speedz99 145]

My cousin failed the CPA exam three times. Or, certain parts of it, or whatever...I was a kid at the time and cared even less than I do now. He ended up taking over his dad's insurance broker business. My point is that even jews fail the exam once in a while, so you shouldn't feel bad.

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

cliff notes of joe paterno's retirement announcement:i fucked up here people. i did nothing. i was wrong. but if you fire me it will ruin my legacy, so even though i deserve to be fired, let me finish the season and i'll retire. you hear that? i'll be gone at the end of the season anyways so please don't think anymore about this becuase if you do you are sure to realize i deserve to be fired like right the fuck now. so dont think about me anymore. after all, i didnt actually rape any kids. that other guy did! i'm retiring. dont think. i'm retirng.

[Dread Aidan 8]

cliff notes of joe paterno's retirement announcement:

Letting him retire at the end of the season is about twelve levels too good for him.I've heard more about this story than I wanted to and everybody involved needs to be fired/imprisoned/shot.

[The Ocho 970]

Letting him retire at the end of the season is about twelve levels too good for him.I've heard more about this story than I wanted to and everybody involved needs to be fired/imprisoned/shot.

I told my wife about this story last night. She got upset and said never tell me about anything like that again.

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

yeah i just dont know how you can be so morally inept as to not just call the goddamn police. that's it. that's all we ask. hey, copper, yeah, this guy was seen raping a kid in the showers. could you look into that? that's it. but i guess he didnt want that kind of publicity. well that turned out well. how have people not learned that you have to step in front of something like this. i knew and i reported it becuase i dont care how it looks because i'm for doing whats right. even if you dont believe it you have to do it - cause it's all coming out evnetually.

[FCP Bob 1,321]

yeah i just dont know how you can be so morally inept as to not just call the goddamn police. that's it. that's all we ask. hey, copper, yeah, this guy was seen raping a kid in the showers. could you look into that? that's it. but i guess he didnt want that kind of publicity. well that turned out well. how have people not learned that you have to step in front of something like this. i knew and i reported it becuase i dont care how it looks because i'm for doing whats right. even if you dont believe it you have to do it - cause it's all coming out evnetually.

The only justification for keeping it secret is that you killed the rapist.

[Dread Aidan 8]

I told my wife about this story last night. She got upset and said never tell me about anything like that again.

Yeah, this story is waaaaaaay worse than I thought when I was just hearing snippets of it.

yeah i just dont know how you can be so morally inept as to not just call the goddamn police. that's it. that's all we ask. hey, copper, yeah, this guy was seen raping a kid in the showers. could you look into that? that's it. but i guess he didnt want that kind of publicity. well that turned out well. how have people not learned that you have to step in front of something like this. i knew and i reported it becuase i dont care how it looks because i'm for doing whats right. even if you dont believe it you have to do it - cause it's all coming out evnetually.

Plus, you know, maybe protect the kids.It made me think about speedz's and vb's posts about the graduate assistant and whether he did everything right. Witnessing what took place and not doing anything RIGHT THEN is just awful. Maybe you don't have to rush in there and start throwing punches, but you have to start yelling or doing something to make it stop. For fuck's sake man. And if yelling doesn't stop it, then you need to do something physical to make it stop. And call 911 immediately. Don't go home and call your dad. You're 28 years old. Fucking do something.

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

Plus, you know, maybe protect the kids.

i mean that would be best, but it might hurt recruiting, so i dont know.

It made me think about speedz's and vb's posts about the graduate assistant and whether he did everything right. Witnessing what took place and not doing anything RIGHT THEN is just awful. Maybe you don't have to rush in there and start throwing punches, but you have to start yelling or doing something to make it stop. For fuck's sake man. And if yelling doesn't stop it, then you need to do something physical to make it stop. And call 911 immediately. Don't go home and call your dad. You're 28 years old. Fucking do something.

i'd like to think i would go in there and stop it. subdue to rapist and then call the police. probably kick him a few times and claim he fought back.

[Dread Aidan 8]

For mk

[speedz99 145]

cliff notes of joe paterno's retirement announcement:

Pretty much.

Letting him retire at the end of the season is about twelve levels too good for him.

Agreed. In the end, he was comfortable with the assumption that the guys "above" him were probably doing something about it, and definitely protecting the program. It's awful. The whole thing is awful. If I'm the dad of one of the kids who got raped after this happened, I'd be going absolutely insane right now.

I told my wife about this story last night. She got upset and said never tell me about anything like that again.

Wait...now I don't know who you are anymore. Meh, whatever.

It made me think about speedz's and vb's posts about the graduate assistant and whether he did everything right. Witnessing what took place and not doing anything RIGHT THEN is just awful. Maybe you don't have to rush in there and start throwing punches, but you have to start yelling or doing something to make it stop. For fuck's sake man. And if yelling doesn't stop it, then you need to do something physical to make it stop. And call 911 immediately. Don't go home and call your dad. You're 28 years old. Fucking do something.

Yeah, he's probably even worse than the two administrators. He didn't stop it while it was happening, called dad instead of the cops, and then did nothing else when he realized Sandusky wasn't going to be put behind bars. At least Paterno might not have fully understood what was happening in that shower. It's really possible Paterno heard "I saw some weird stuff in the shower", told the kid to go to the head of the campus police, and then assumed that it was investigated and whatever it was wasn't something they thought could be prosecuted. Maybe. But the guy who actually saw the rape? I can only hope his life has been completely ruined by the fact that everyone knows he's a pathetic coward.

[brvheart 1,757]

Yeah, this story is waaaaaaay worse than I thought when I was just hearing snippets of it.

This is where I am right now, so take this with a grain of salt.My take:Paterno:-Didn't work in the same building.-May have never seen the guy since 1999 and maybe never since. (I'm just speculating, since they didn't work in the same building. If contrary info has already been released... oops.)-Immediately told his superiors that something bad was happening with that guy in the other building and we need to take care of it.-Bosses said they would.-At some point, I heard someone mentioned it again, and the bosses said that they took care of it.-He may have never seen the guy again, since he was in the other building. (If he saw him again, then he should have called the bosses and told them that if he sees him again on campus that he will call police.)-Doesn't have a soul.Graduate Assistant:-Saw a guy that could not help his career, but could definitely hurt is career, with a kid in the shower, obviously doing something inappropriate. (From the snippets I've seen, we don't know if he saw the old man's penis going in and out or not, correct? I know everyone says "raping a kid", but did he actually see that? I don't know.)-Immediately told his boss.-Did he see child rapist again? (If he saw him again on campus, then the GA should have told Paterno that he feels like it's his moral obligation to call police. (although I promise you that his career was the main thing on his mind. He didn't want to seen pushy with his superiors))-Also SoullessEDIT: This person is a coward, and made a terrible terrible error by not protecting that kid. However, psychologically speaking, I can understand why the situation overwhelmed him. Stanford Prison Experiment.Sandusky:-Should be killed.Every boss that was involved:-Should be in prison for the rest of their lives.

[brvheart 1,757]

I don't like raping horses.

[speedz99 145]

Oh, right, that makes sense.