JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I like Speedz' bed. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 i have plain grey sheets with a solid navy comforter. my box spring lays directly on the floor with my mattress on top of it. no frame. i've had a bed frame before, and i prefer not to. i like having my mattress lower to the ground. not sure why though. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 We all don't have to live the bare-bones brvheart life of fold-out cots with scratchy sheets and the bare minimum of lumpy pillows.I actually made an audible chuckle-type sound when reading this, thinking about how wrong you are. My bed is awesome. I just don't like the colors that you chose. I'm not into muted browns and pastels. I don't like that blue. I prefer strong colors, like black or a more royal blue. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Sometimes, in vet school, the person next to you asks a question, and the lecturer gives this answer while looking right next to you so you can't even crack a smile: "It would have to be a really big bitch for you to get a finger back there."I feel like this is funny, but that I'm just not understanding the situation fully. Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 What's more, the things going on in that bed are super unchristian. I mean, they're between myself and a woman, but still, I can't imagine your people would approve of that kind of action, especially between unwed partners. I feel like this is funny, but that I'm just not understanding the situation fully.Related? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I like Speedz' bed.Thank you.i have plain grey sheets with a solid navy comforter. my box spring lays directly on the floor with my mattress on top of it. no frame. i've had a bed frame before, and i prefer not to. i like having my mattress lower to the ground. not sure why though.I used to have a floorbed...I miss it on occasion, but I do enjoy being high up, especially now that there's a dog in the equation. He's not allowed on the bed, and that'd be tougher to do if it was on the floor.I actually made an audible chuckle-type sound when reading this, thinking about how wrong you are. My bed is awesome.I'll believe it when I see it.I just don't like the colors that you chose. I'm not into muted browns and pastels. I don't like that blue. I prefer strong colors, like black or a more royal blue.I like those kinds of colors for certain things, but I like bedrooms with softer, more calming colors. I actually am a big believer in color schemes setting a mood, and taking advantage of that. I really keep raising the bar in terms of my effiminicity today.I feel like this is funny, but that I'm just not understanding the situation fully.I didn't either...I was typing a response here and just perked up when I realized the guy next to me was asking a question, so I better look up and seem to be paying attention. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 lol?Well, looks like Shake is never posting here again. My wife has started to record this garbage, because she cannot not watch anything that has vampires, witches, werewolves, etc. I made her turn it off the other night. It's hideous. Also, this woman has not aged well: Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 WTF is the matter with you people?!The answer is obviously Salsa flavored Sun Chips when getting Subway. :shakesheaddejectedlyface:Oh and I had 3 young Chinese college students come in to buy a car Saturday that barely spoke English and it took 5 hours. It was a blast. There was so much Yin Yong Bing Bans being yelled about in the office other people were scared to come inside. I was just as bad as them unforrunately. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 on a business trip, staying in a fancy hotel. king sized bed for the week bitches. livin' like a king WOOORD. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Sounds like hooker-time to me. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 i see shake pulling a holden caulfield with a hooker. just a lot of crying and talking. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 It's like I'm sleeping in lotion with these new sheets! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 i see shake pulling a holden caulfield with a hooker. just a lot of crying and talking.Heh. And, since he wouldn't have enough money to pay for much else, permission to look at her boobs while he masturbates. But he has so little money that she makes him do it lefty, and he can't even bring himself to orgasm.That took a strange turn.It's like I'm sleeping in lotion with these new sheets!Single tear. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Heh. And, since he wouldn't have enough money to pay for much else, permission to look at her boobs while he masturbates. But he has so little money that she makes him do it lefty, and he can't even bring himself to orgasm.she laughs and he rages and then he has a disposal problem. luckily no one will miss her. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Heh. And, since he wouldn't have enough money to pay for much else, permission to look at her boobs while he masturbates. But he has so little money that she makes him do it lefty, and he can't even bring himself to orgasm.That took a strange turn.That's what she said.Oh come on, everyone knows hookers haven't even started their shifts by the time Shake falls asleep. I suppose he could call one in when he wakes up... Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 lol?I've been watching this show every week. I assure you there is a reasonable explanation. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 man that bed was just too big. couldn't get my damn bearings. needed a power bar and a red bull to get from one side to another!but yeah the idea of getting a hooker and comping it to the company did come up during dinner last night. gotta figure out how to get her to give me a receipt that says it was just food somehow though. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 man that bed was just too big. couldn't get my damn bearings. needed a power bar and a red bull to get from one side to another!but yeah the idea of getting a hooker and comping it to the company did come up during dinner last night. gotta figure out how to get her to give me a receipt that says it was just food somehow though. Here ya go. I came as close to living kinda like you as I could today. Fell asleep early during the baseball game, woke up around 2 and couldn't fall back to sleep. Ended up dozing off from 6-7, but that was it. I feel okay now, but god damn I'll be tired around lunch.Enjoy your bed made for kings. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 on a business trip, staying in a fancy hotel. king sized bed for the week bitches. livin' like a king WOOORD.Can we play a game where we try to guess the 'fancy' hotel Shake's staying in?My 3 guesses:MarriottSheratonHoward Johnson Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I've been watching this show every week. I assure you there is a reasonable explanation.I see that Shake is trying to pretend that didn't happen. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Sorry I don't need any specific life advice at the moment to spark some discussion. Working is boring. I write a lot of macros to do my job for me and one of them prompts the user to enter the first of the month and so I have it say (header) "wake up, wake up"(text within the box)It's the:(input box) "first of the month" This is how I spend my days. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Sorry I don't need any specific life advice at the moment to spark some discussion. Working is boring. I write a lot of macros to do my job for me and one of them prompts the user to enter the first of the month and so I have it say (header) "wake up, wake up"(text within the box)It's the:(input box) "first of the month" This is how I spend my days.:clappingface: Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Sorry I don't need any specific life advice at the moment to spark some discussion. Working is boring. I write a lot of macros to do my job for me and one of them prompts the user to enter the first of the month and so I have it say (header) "wake up, wake up"(text within the box)It's the:(input box) "first of the month" This is how I spend my days.Never forget that I got you that job. I wish I had recorded that conversation.All that exciting stuff you do.... you owe it to this guy. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Heh. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I've got an idea!-shake needs to get laid-napa needs to get laid-shake has a king bed...pause for effect, since this seems like I'm taking somewhere I was not at all intending...-napa has money...still not my intention...-hookers will take on two at a time-shake can show napa the ropes in exchange for napa taking care of the bill Link to post Share on other sites
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