El Guapo 8 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Could be the best news we've had in months, if not days! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Anybody know of good quality noise cancelling headphones that can be purchased for less than $100? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Is there a lot of tractor implement theft in Kansas?this is a clever ploy to get me to detail whatever valuables I might have in the house, and I won't fall for itWell considering there's not much else to steal...there are towns in kansas that fit the kansas stereotype, but this is not one of themfor a while there I was waking up every single night around 11 thinking I had forgotten to make my sandwich for lunch. I mean I never once have forgotten, but still I wake up.oh, I definitely left the garage door open once for about six to eight hours. in the dead of winter. I had just quit the call center job and was all tilty and out of any sensible state of mind. it's a miracle that I didn't have a pipe burst or something.And it's not like you can't just make it at 3 when you get up.I have my morning routine to such a tight schedule that a sandwich would absolutely make me 2 minutes late.STRATEGY!!!why do people put pickles/onions on mcribs? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 you eat your mcribs plain?! and people think I'm a terrible person! Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I have my morning routine to such a tight schedule that a sandwich would absolutely make me 2 minutes late.Would that be a problem?I just kind of stroll in whenever I get here. That's why I get the big bucks. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I just kind of stroll in whenever I get here.hey I do that too!it's usually an hour before I'm supposed to be there but you know, whenever. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Would that be a problem?I just kind of stroll in whenever I get here. That's why I get the big bucks.You're very much the Tom Tango of the sick thread. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I don't know who that is. is he similar to don draper? I'm watching mad men right now. is dread aiden like don draper? I think I'm the fat guy that nobody likes. which one? all of them. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Would that be a problem?I just kind of stroll in whenever I get here. That's why I get the big bucks.it wouldn't be a big deal, but if I was on my boss's shit list, it'd get brought up whenever possible. my boss actually loves me, as do my coworkers. I'm a fucking riot behind that teller line, and don't you forget it.I was actually 10 minutes late to work today. garage door. not a word was spoken. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I don't know who that is. is he similar to don draper? I'm watching mad men right now. is dread aiden like don draper? I think I'm the fat guy that nobody likes. which one? all of them.Tom Tango is a baseball statistics guy that writes a lot with graphs and formulas and all that, but that's not his real name, and no one is really sure what his real name is. Baseball stats isn't his real job, even though he The Book on them (literally!) and he has a corporate gig of some sort where all he does is read baseball stats sites all day while getting paid by the man. DA might be like Don Draper, but I'm not sure how many people can still exist in 2011 using his outline for life. Unfortunately. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I've always had this thing, scratch that, ever since I stopped drinking when I go to fall asleep, just at that brief moment between before sleep when you are starting to dream, it is always something bad. It is not necessarily simply falling, but could be anything like a car crash or attack or something.I know it's just a dream and don't pay any attention to it and simply get annoyed that our stupid brains do this kind of shit, then rollover and think of something good, like snuggling with brvy or something. It never keeps me awake and I don't let it bother me. I have a kind of pride about being able to thwart it without letting it get to me, no matter how bad the dream is. I've also noticed that though it's random, my brain seems to pick up on the fact that that certain ploy of terrorizing me didn't work and tries to come up with new shit each night. Now I'm wondering if I jinxed myself by writing about it. Hmm, I wonder what will happen tonight? I'll try to remember and let you know. Who does dream analysis around here? Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 OH , and last week I got to use my fire pit finally. I invited my friend Satch up last Saturday night with the expectation of finally being able to get Yuengling in Ohio! When I was on vacation I saw some guys drinking it and was pretty stoked. I haven't had any since an unnamed poster sent me a 12 pack a while pack.It appears that it isn't available in Southern Ohio until Oct 31st. Psssshhhhhhhhh!Sam Adams Octoberfest instead. I swear I felt like shit all week. ------------------------Oh and I'm bored obviously waiting for Deb to get done doing something or other and saw this that made me giggle.Herman Cain was on Piers Morgan the other night and was doing his Gay Bashing routine, saying that being gay is a choice. Today, some Gay Blogger and activist replied to him and it's making news, Dear Herman,If being gay is a choice, show us the proof. Choose it. Choose to be gay yourself. Show America how that's done, Herman, show us how a man can choose to be gay. Suck my dick, Herman. Name the time and the place and I'll bring my dick and a camera crew and you can suck me off and win the argument.Very sincerely yours,Dan Savage Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 "some" gay blogger. ha, you're old! Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 read somewhere today that he's easing off of lower income people with the 9-9-9 thing. romney et al are just bludgeoning him over it. love to see that in a republican debate. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,759 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 you eat your mcribs plain?! and people think I'm a terrible person!I'm with Shake on this one. Pickles and onion are a must. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 back in the day, I had them put swiss cheese on it (from the club or w/e). too sheepish to ask them to customize it like that now that I'm not an employee.. it's a bit too creative. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,759 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Plus: the spit. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Plus: the spit.I don't think they spit the meat for the McRib, really. Just a microwave, I suspect. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 it's pretty safe to ask for mac sauce on some non-bigmac item. it's a super common request. swiss cheese on some random item? yeah that'll increase your odds of spit. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 slept in all the way to 4 am this morning!guess it's time to start a fight club. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 speedz is the low life of the party Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 People being buried alive in coffins.Didn't happen as I was falling asleep though, I woke up to it. I think I was too aware early on and the dream monster got me later. In fairness, the reason that came up was that I was reading a book in which people were being buried alive yesterday. Subconsious is WEIRD!Oh and McRibs, C'MON! Rubbery fake pork?? Yuck! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 my boss actually loves me, as do my coworkers.Oh, this is new. Huzzah!speedz is the low life of the partyWhat?Oh and McRibs, C'MON! Rubbery fake pork?? Yuck!All of a sudden I really want a McRib.This Wegman's place is un-fucking believable. Premade bars of indian, chinese, thai, dim sum, american, wings, sushi. Sub place. Mini-diner. Biggest meat, fish, cheese, and bakery stations I've ever seen. And it has all the normal grocery store stuff. I had no idea what I was missing. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 speedz only has one album. QUESTION: that lady adele cover's the who's "lovesong" and it's featured on some show, maybe at a season ending montage? I don't know what situation it was, but it was a show.. somebody PLEASE tell me what it's from Link to post Share on other sites
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