I Called In Sick Today

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

speaking of passing, i just recieved my PASSING score on the MPRE. you're looking at one ethical attorney over here. i'm now officially to be trusted with your money.

[Dawson Leery 12]

also, STRAT: I will most likely be eating at chipotle for lunch tomorrow. what should I order? I don't like beans (the vegetable, not the poster).

Beans are legumes, which are fruits. IDIOT

[Sickinfo2 291]

Pretty sure most people have that problem. So how's your stalker?Sucks that it's mistreated, but I'm very glad you're taking it in. I'll be expecting pictures to be posted as soon as possible.

I just carry around the phone these days so check twitter for the before shot...I'm down here now giving her a dose of frontlineI really wish I could figure out how to multiquote this thing...How do you guys scroll down with an iPhone?

[strategy 4]

also, STRAT: I will most likely be eating at chipotle for lunch tomorrow. what should I order? I don't like beans (the vegetable, not the poster).

can't really go wrong with the steak burrito, throw in some corn and some cheese and maybe some sour cream. I like the pinto beans but whatever.x-post from my blog for joeyjojo:using excel to be better at video games. I do it.

[ShakeZuma 585]

you're looking at one ethical attorney over here.

kind of like an intelligent waitress at hooters huh

Beans are legumes, which are fruits. IDIOT

wrong on ALL ACCOUNTS MORON. now DO MY TAXES.

can't really go wrong with the steak burrito, throw in some corn and some cheese and maybe some sour cream. I like the pinto beans but whatever.

so they'll do burritos without beans like Moes does? figured they would but you never know. I'm pretty excited.

using excel to be better at video games. I do it.

man how much pussy do you NOT get?

[speedz99 145]

also, STRAT: I will most likely be eating at chipotle for lunch tomorrow. what should I order? I don't like beans (the vegetable, not the poster).

I'm not STRAT, but I eat at Chipotle a lot, and I also don't like beans. Get a Fajita Burrito, it's a regular burrito, but with sauted onions and green peppers instead of beans. Barbacoa is your best bet for the meat, although it's guaranteed diarrhea (worth it). Medium or hot salsa, corn, sour cream, cheese, and spring for guac you cheap fuck.

I just carry around the phone these days so check twitter for the before shot...

Good looking mutt. He did a damn good job trying to rub off the Frontline.

[ShakeZuma 585]

oooh, that does sound good. might be a problem on the diarrhea since I'll be driving for 2 hours directly afterward, but shit, i think I'll chance it. gotta do without the guac though. don't care for it. I've never been this excited for moderately priced food before. hell, any food really.

[speedz99 145]

oooh, that does sound good. might be a problem on the diarrhea since I'll be driving for 2 hours directly afterward, but shit, i think I'll chance it. gotta do without the guac though. don't care for it.

Oh, don't worry, the diarrhea probably won't come through until the next morning.One more recommendation: Ask the person making the burrito to mix up the ingredients before wrapping it up. They always get annoyed at having to do it, but I think it improves the eating experience. And anyway: fuck them.

[CaneBrain 95]

http://www.wset.com/story/15406220/aclu-ke...on-prayer-rallyread the article, then the comments. virginia!

I'm pretty sure Muggs73 is balloonguy

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

i also eat at chipotle a lot. the chicken is the superior meat. but no matter which meat you choose, take a look at it first. sometimes the steak is raw and undercooked and the barbacoa looks like its been there a few days. pick the freshest meat and you'll be happy. the hot sauce is a must. sour cream. cheese. mild salsa is good stuff. i hate corn.

[Napa_Don 688]

The Bad Quarterback LeagueDoing this with seven friends (I know, I actually have seven friends!). We had the draft tonight originally and I was pretty happy with my team of (49'ers, Browns, Lions, Cowboys), but somebody didn't know about the draft time and missed it and get f'd by autodraft and complained, so we're resetting it and doing it again tomorrow. Still should be pretty fun though.

[strategy 4]

man how much pussy do you NOT get?

I don't have friends, get laid, or do anything anymore.I'm still in pretty much the same place. there's not much of a future for me, feeling kind of silly to think I ever thought that.

[speedz99 145]

i also eat at chipotle a lot. the chicken is the superior meat. but no matter which meat you choose, take a look at it first. sometimes the steak is raw and undercooked and the barbacoa looks like its been there a few days. pick the freshest meat and you'll be happy. the hot sauce is a must. sour cream. cheese. mild salsa is good stuff. i hate corn.

The chicken is the superior meat? Grow a goddamn penis, whydoncha. For fuck's sake.The steak is supposed to be medium rare...if anything they overcook it sometimes, it's almost never undercooked. The barbacoa sometimes can look a little old, but it's really just the top layer because it's so juicy and it gels a bit, so when they dig in to grab for a burrito it's just as fresh looking as anything else. Ok, I've never had the chicken. But I'm against chicken in general when there's a red meat option. Or any other option, really.

I don't have friends, get laid, or do anything anymore.I'm still in pretty much the same place. there's not much of a future for me, feeling kind of silly to think I ever thought that.

At least LG's single again!

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

but i love chicken. and i don't particularly care for red meat. and my penis is plenty grown, bitch.

[strategy 4]

I got on with a bank here in town as a teller. they are promising bigger things, and I am of course skeptical. word of the former got out via my supervisor and my coworkers now despise me. "you have a four year degree, figure it out for yourself" is a line from last week.

[speedz99 145]

Nice, people for you to squash when you make it big.

[strategy 4]

you mean, like when I get fatter? because I'm working on it.

[vbnautilus 48]

That wasn't all luck and took some effort, trust me. (grin)

I would go with "That wasn't all luck and took some effort, (grin) trust me" instead.

Is her family particularly religious? If so, you really might want to skip that part, just for the sake of...you know.

oh eff that. speak your mind randy.

[speedz99 145]

you mean, like when I get fatter? because I'm working on it.

Low carb, bra.

I would go with "That wasn't all luck and took some effort, (grin) trust me" instead.

Well that's way creepier. I like it.

[LadyGrey 6]

This happened yesterday as I was walking through one of the many long winding corridors of Parliament:Posh young black man with round glasses and red suspenders on: Excuse me, could you direct me to the nearest men's cloakroom?Me: Ummm.... cloakroom?PYBMWRGARSO: Yes.... the toilet....Me: Oh! Yeah, it's just here. Sorry, I thought you might actually want somewhere to hang your cloak.PYBMWRGARSO hurries into the gents.Me am socially awkward.

[runthemover 39]

me2: red suspenders after labor day?sal: they don't have labor day in EuropeEl G: not after Blair left anywayoctopus with a hat: I think you mean GordonV: I think you mean Bruce WayneQ: I think the problem is the missing URaaaaaaaandy: Plus the guy's name was Gordon Brown. Brownsa21: Emma Thompson went thereshia: Watsonjude law: he's not even Britishloogie: Gervais is Britishdawson: what does a surfer dude say after a girl's shirt comes off?speedz: sup, brame2: can I take that one back?Picard: I've seen everything

[vbnautilus 48]

This happened yesterday as I was walking through one of the many long winding corridors of Parliament:Posh young black man with round glasses and red suspenders on: Excuse me, could you direct me to the nearest men's cloakroom?Me: Ummm.... cloakroom?PYBMWRGARSO: Yes.... the toilet....Me: Oh! Yeah, it's just here. Sorry, I thought you might actually want somewhere to hang your cloak.PYBMWRGARSO hurries into the gents.Me am socially awkward.

He out-Britished you. Also, is there anything more emasculating for a black guy than a british accent?

[brvheart 1,757]

Let's play a game instead!

Oh, interesting. I had been thinking this was Big D. I don't know why.

well huh, putting it that way really does make it look like wang. I really hope not though, because that account is really bad and I would like wang a lot less if it were him.

I would now guess Spademan more than anyone. But it is interesting that LG posted today after a long absence.

Edit: People who have used the word "milquetoast" on here:LadyGrey

Also interesting.

I don't know the couple all that well.

haha.

speaking of passing, i just recieved my PASSING score on the MPRE. you're looking at one ethical attorney over here. i'm now officially to be trusted with your money.

Was that the one that Cane failed or was that a different one?

I got on with a bank here in town as a teller. they are promising bigger things, and I am of course skeptical. word of the former got out via my supervisor and my coworkers now despise me. "you have a four year degree, figure it out for yourself" is a line from last week.

gross.

[ShakeZuma 585]

I got on with a bank here in town as a teller. they are promising bigger things, and I am of course skeptical. word of the former got out via my supervisor and my coworkers now despise me. "you have a four year degree, figure it out for yourself" is a line from last week.

yeah I'm sure it's not fun, but you've got to look at it as building your resume. keep note of everything extra you do (you do do things extra, right???). put yourself out there, organize a group volunteer project, suggest ideas for better efficiency, shit like that, and for the love of god, do NOT start settling for less money, because you damn sure can't dig yourself out of that hold easily. just ask the hole in my roof and my busted water line. but yeah, all that or you could move to a real city, you know, you piece of shit and all. I've been thinking about moving to raleigh here in a couple of years. seems like a nice place, plus in perfect alignment for quick access to two, count 'em TWO BEACHES. you could come move in with me and we could not have friends together!also randy, the speech was good, I just can't believe there weren't any lawyer jokes in there.

[Sickinfo2 291]

but yeah, all that or you could move to a real city, you know, you piece of shit and all. I've been thinking about moving to raleigh here in a couple of years. seems like a nice place, plus in perfect alignment for quick access to two, count 'em TWO BEACHES. you could come move in with me and we could not have friends together!

6:25Beans and Shane visits town at 8:01