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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I assume everyone is watching the live feed of the crazy dude who has been on the cell phone tower in Tulsa for a week, without food and water. http://www.newson6.com/category/202152/pop...redirected=trueHe almost got on the negotiator's basket just now.

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Why is this locations of cities and not people in the thread?
Yeah...good pointI'll give him twenty four hours to comply to our demands before making one of my ownI wish I'd known about the tower guy soonerI would've trooped over there for a live report or something
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I don't see Iowa on there.
Well, it's places we have visited and I haven't snuggled with brvy yet.
I don't think all those signs are pointing in the correct direction.
Yeah, was wondering how long that would take. I'm directionally challenged.
More generally, nothing west of Randy exists.
In fairness, we really haven't been anywhere west so that led to the initial problem with the directions.
Why is this locations of cities and not people in the thread?
She wouldn't let me.
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Women.
Yep, can't live with em', can't build poles with dem either.So far, Think once. Think Twice. Think speedz.You can on a shake, Can do!Little Yellow Different BeansRoll the Bones not included.Okay, these aren't even funny.
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I assume everyone is watching the live feed of the crazy dude who has been on the cell phone tower in Tulsa for a week, without food and water. http://www.newson6.com/category/202152/pop...redirected=trueHe almost got on the negotiator's basket just now.
I actually just clicked this and like 15 seconds later he climbed into the basket. how's that for timing! and randy I have no idea what any of those are supposed to mean.
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I actually just clicked this and like 15 seconds later he climbed into the basket. how's that for timing!
DAMN U! Which negotiator convinced him!? Was it the black guy or the white dude?
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Did anyone else just get their taxes done? Nope? ok.I got my biggest refund ever in my life this year. I don't think that's a good thing.

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DAMN U! Which negotiator convinced him!? Was it the black guy or the white dude?
black guy. got a bachelor party this weekend. going down to charlotte to some clubs and then boobie bars I'm assuming. need tips from beans on hilarious practical jokes to play on strippers. I hear they love those!
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man I haven't had dominos in forever. let us know if the new recipie is good or not.
I find it to be a bit too buttery. There's a lot of garlic oil on the crust, and sometimes it feels a bit over the top. But it's pretty good for a late night snack...
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I'm on my day off. I broke up with Tony this morning because I found out that he tried to get back together with his ex for pretty much the whole of July. Now I'm waiting for my Dominos Pizza to arrive.
But all the evidence until now pointed to him being such a great guy!
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old dominos was something I dreadednew dominos is something I'm very OK with. it's a very acceptable pizza. maybe even very verypizza hut is now on the bottom of the chains. I haven't had them in many a year though.
I concur with this.Maybe that should be the next poll: pizza chains.Because nothing gets people talking like a food topic.
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Dominos is different in the UK, it's way better. In the US it isn't much different to any other pizza place but here it just tastes amazing. Y'all would have to come over here and try it to understand.
Her: "Wait, so, again, why did you say you were going to London"Him: "I told you, ty try their Dominos"Her: "Um..."Him: "You don't understand. Dominos is different in the UK, it's way better."Her: "Well, that COULD be true, but..."Him: "I mean, in the US it isn't much different to any other pizza place, but in the UK it's supposed to just taste amazing. But apparently I have to go over there and try it to understand."Her: "Yeah, I'm gunna want that divorce we talked about."
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He still has feelings for her then, imo.
CaneBrain for the win?
Is sleeping with SuitedAces still on the table?
How 'bout now?
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I am pretty sure the pizza debate was done before at least in here. Maybe it was somewhere else. Nevermind.For quick pick up pizza we fight between Papa Johns and Jets. I don't know if Jets is a nationwide chain. But for sit down pizza there is two local places I like to choose from, Maranelli's and Bastone's.

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DAMN U! Which negotiator convinced him!? Was it the black guy or the white dude?
[The Negotiator joke]
I'm on my day off. I broke up with Tony this morning because I found out that he tried to get back together with his ex for pretty much the whole of July. Now I'm waiting for my Dominos Pizza to arrive.
[well no fucking shit joke]
In the US it isn't much different to any other pizza place
Aside from being worse than most of them?
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