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Well, I'm back. I could have posted while I was in Croatia but I couldn't remember the password for my iPhone account. Anyway I spied on y'all and wanted to make some kind of insensitive comment to Wang but now the moment has passed. A lot of women sunbathe topless in Croatia. Just letting y'all know. Not me though. I'm too English for that nonsense.

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Well, I'm back. I could have posted while I was in Croatia but I couldn't remember the password for my iPhone account. Anyway I spied on y'all and wanted to make some kind of insensitive comment to Wang but now the moment has passed. A lot of women sunbathe topless in Croatia. Just letting y'all know. Not me though. I'm too English for that nonsense.
Well, I did read the The Brief Amazing life of Oscar Wao in your honor while you were gone.
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Well, I did read the The Brief Wondrous life of Oscar Wao in your honor while you were gone.
Did I see in the books thread that you had it as an audio book? If so that's a bit of a shame as the whole bilingual thing probably makes it easier to understand when reading. I hope they included the footnotes too? Those are important. Anyway, did you like it?
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I am pretty sure over the weekend LG said something about her iphone and a nude beach in Croatia, but I don't have any pictures in my inbox. I'm assuming this is an oversight, have you guys gotten yours yet?

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I am pretty sure over the weekend LG said something about her iphone and a nude beach in Croatia, but I don't have any pictures in my inbox. I'm assuming this is an oversight, have you guys gotten yours yet?
I did, but it turned out that they meant "nude" as in they use all natural ingredients in their food, or some BS like that, so I deleted them.
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I am pretty sure over the weekend LG said something about her iphone and a nude beach in Croatia, but I don't have any pictures in my inbox. I'm assuming this is an oversight, have you guys gotten yours yet?
Anyone who has been to an actual nude beach knows these kind of pictures are not worth looking at.
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Did I see in the books thread that you had it as an audio book? If so that's a bit of a shame as the whole bilingual thing probably makes it easier to understand when reading. I hope they included the footnotes too? Those are important. Anyway, did you like it?
The audio worked great for me. I can read a little Spanish but pick it up more when listening. My dad was married to a Mexican woman and I was close with her kids for years so I am used to listening more than reading. Another benefit was having read "A Voyage Long and Strange" gave me a good background and the Dominican Republic. They had different readers for the different chapters, depending on the character as well and they all were great and I thought it added alot being able to hear voice inflection and not get bogged down reading the Spanish. So I really loved it all the way around. I am sitting here thinking about some parts and can "hear" him (the author) cursing and describing pepole and it's cracking me up.
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no way bro, I'm in my new job now, livin' high on the hog. well, except for the, you know, money part.but really though, what kind of company is that for? I mean who would make a posting like that? even the last company I worked for that was the super horrible one, even they knew to lie to job applicants about them being so horrible. I guess you gotta give these people a little credit huh.

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Bad news, Shake. Looks like you're being replaced.
The location of that job is right around the corner from Guapo. Which would make a lot of sense.
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Im in the twelve stagger program, Brave.......and how the he'll did ouchie find our job posting??Seriously, that's about how they have to be written these days or you'll get everyone from nurses to prostitutes applying for a pipe fitter position....Yeah... Both are well qualified but not exactly what is needed on the job siteDuring working hours, anywayI'm still recouperating comfortably away from the casinos today. Next plan is some ATV riding north of nelliePics/videos are suspended until the tech department siphers out why they are being posted upside down

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no way bro, I'm in my new job now, livin' high on the hog. well, except for the, you know, money part.but really though, what kind of company is that for? I mean who would make a posting like that? even the last company I worked for that was the super horrible one, even they knew to lie to job applicants about them being so horrible. I guess you gotta give these people a little credit huh.
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Pics/videos are suspended until the tech department siphers out why they are being posted upside down
turn the phone the other way
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I guess you gotta give these people a little credit huh.
First thing that popped into my mind (except instead of 'little credit', I'm thinking 'all the credit').That post was made by a boss who has an intimate understanding of himself. Most people don't. Most people are completely deluded about what they really are in the eyes of other people, choosing to believe the most favorable characterization they can create in their own minds, instead of seeing themselves as others see them. That man knows he's an asshole. He also knows that dynamic of who he is won't be changing, so he's being upfront about it all... and chances are, he's a significantly better boss than 99% of other all bosses, who maintain a more palatable demeanor, but are lower than garbage as human beings. He knows the sort of person who replies to that ad is going to be 'special' in terms of having a certain personality type that will make them a very strong candidate for becoming a long term asset to the company (which is what you want in a bookkeeper) That ad was placed by a man who knows business and hates bullshit. I would *absolutely*apply to work for that man.
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First thing that popped into my mind (except instead of 'little credit', I'm thinking 'all the credit').That post was made by a boss who has an intimate understanding of himself. Most people don't. Most people are completely deluded about what they really are in the eyes of other people, choosing to believe the most favorable characterization they can create in their own minds, instead of seeing themselves as others see them. That man knows he's an asshole. He also knows that dynamic of who he is won't be changing, so he's being upfront about it all... and chances are, he's a significantly better boss than 99% of other all bosses, who maintain a more palatable demeanor, but are lower than garbage as human beings. He knows the sort of person who replies to that ad is going to be 'special' in terms of having a certain personality type that will make them a very strong candidate for becoming a long term asset to the company (which is what you want in a bookkeeper) That ad was placed by a man who knows business and hates bullshit. I would *absolutely*apply to work for that man.
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Well my asshole hypocrite of a boyfriend caught a glimpse of this page on my computer and went off and found it later. He read my recent posts, all the stuff about him, and he is now asking me not to go into so much detail about him, update y'all so often etc. He still hasn't actually apologised for invading my privacy. So I guess I can't post anything personal here any more because I won't know if he is reading.

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Well my asshole hypocrite of a boyfriend caught a glimpse of this page on my computer and went off and found it later. He read my recent posts, all the stuff about him, and he is now asking me not to go into so much detail about him, update y'all so often etc. He still hasn't actually apologised for invading my privacy. So I guess I can't post anything personal here any more because I won't know if he is reading.
This guy must have the biggest dick in England.
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Well my asshole hypocrite of a boyfriend caught a glimpse of this page on my computer and went off and found it later. He read my recent posts, all the stuff about him, and he is now asking me not to go into so much detail about him, update y'all so often etc. He still hasn't actually apologised for invading my privacy. So I guess I can't post anything personal here any more because I won't know if he is reading.
I suggest just keeping it all on your phone.
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