ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 looks like I need to get in this apartment renting racket Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 FYPEDIT: Damnit SJ Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I really don't know. I haven't searched for it yet since I'm at work.How would one even search for something like that? There are about a bazillion porns on the internets. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 concept cell phone Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Ya know, if I knew of a forty ya-da-yada year old guy who owned some rental property near a college town, Id more than likely persuade him to set up some kind of camera to capture images/video just like the one above....The difficulty is though....There just is NO FUCKING GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE THAT NO MATTER WHERE THE CAMERA IS IM AT!! Not that I would ever condone that sort of behavior.... Im too whatever the word is for better than thou is these daysIn other news,I just dropped the dog off at my uncles residence approximately sixty five miles away. Im not pleased about leaving my loved one with a "stranger" for a couple of weeks but she doesnt ride in vehicles very well. Twelve hundred miles for sure. I took a few tweet pics along the way so consider them to be the beginning of the trip pics. At least now when I return and worry about what I may have said I wont worry too much. I can just imagine the scroll wheels heating up right now. Jump in here and give us a report anytime, Mex....I know youre reading this....bastard.....and for your information I know it was BonFire at Mandalay....I was just acting coy with you. I saw them several times at the Hilton. Hope you are well my friendAnd in other unfinished business, I still havent received pictorial evidence from a certain friend about his problem. Ill check in again one more time before noon....CTS....I just hope I didnt scare him or anything.....For those of you bored with life beyond recognition, Ill be tweeting just for yousBe well Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 And in other unfinished business, I still havent received pictorial evidence from a certain friend about his problem. Ill check in again one more time before noon....CTS....I just hope I didnt scare him or anything.....wow, for once beans is helping somebody do/fix something and it's not me!so what's the problem guapo? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 or those of you bored with life beyond recognition, Ill be tweeting just for yousThanks, Beans! Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 There just is NO FUCKING GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE THAT NO MATTER WHERE THE CAMERA IS IM AT!!They are very attractive.And in other unfinished business, I still havent received pictorial evidence from a certain friend about his problem. Ill check in again one more time before noon....CTS....I just hope I didnt scare him or anything.....Thanks, but I just put some topical cream on it; we'll see if it goes away. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Thanks, but I just put some topical cream on it; we'll see if it goes away.it won't Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Thanks, but I just put some topical cream on it; we'll see if it goes away. it won'tconfirmed. i tried some last night. now my monitor has a greasy smear, and 'top chef just desserts' is still a topic in ot:e today. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Thanks, Beans!Nice Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Isn't that the truth. In other news I firmly believe beans having twitter is the best techonological advancement since the invention of internet porn. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 I will more than likely start using this new fangled twitter thingMore than anything now. I am trying to tweet things live as they happen, but out here in the desertIt's not always possible due to signal and alcohol strength. I just arrived on Fremont so anything related to it For the rest of the night will be "live"God help you all.... Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 In other news I firmly believe beans having twitter is the best techonological advancement since the invention of internet porn.My main concern is that after a night at the bar/tables/whatever they will merge together......and nobody out there wants to see that, right?I'd better get at least ten percent of the proceeds Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 I've been staring at that stupid webcam for about 6 hours right now, but it's hard to spot just the top half of your head. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 oh beans Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 oh beansthe father's name is Billy Joe. Perfect. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 I've been staring at that stupid webcam for about 6 hours right now, but it's hard to spot just the top half of your head.Didn't make it down that far yet Somehow I got on a streak at the Vegas club and ended up leaving with the group I went thereWithShane and I are leaving now for a personal tour of the remodeled plazaStay close for camera updates....My buddy used to pull that stunt all the time, shakeWhen his kid was around nine or so he could drive to the horse races twoHundred miles away. Oddly, he turned out halfway normal... For a dropout with a record a mile long that isThat's a great nameoh beans the father's name is Billy Joe. Perfect. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 The thing they don't tell you is: someone you know will clean you up. *****"You wanna play some word games or do some experiments on me or anything?"*****"Hey, do you have something small I can use?"likesmallhow"Small tip."where"Nevermind. I've got it."where"Seriously, I've go-"yeahiseeit. dishwasher. thatcrack"I can j-"toothpick*****The thing they don't tell you is: someone you love will spend his life combing over yours.*****TODAY:- Eat mom's vegan lasagna.- Walk dogs (both)- Walk dogs (alone)- Make brother laugh- KingBowser: dad- MasterShredder: mom- Buy toothpaste, facewash, etc.- Talk to Dr. Mihari re: scrip refill- Tell them I love them- 15 song playlist (remember irony!)*****The thing they don't tell you is: so many questionsTOMORROW:- Donate $5 to environmentally friendly cause- Birthday cards- Dog food- Gangs of New York with Tarnell (Scorcese! and Lewis!)- Leave cues and board for unkle nunkle- Laundry*****The thing they don't tell you is: you are answering the wrong questions- Absolve everyoneThe thing they don't tell you is: you are answering the wrong questionsThe thing they don't tell you is that everything you love will be carried away. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Damn, was hoping somebody might have an interpretation by now. Bear, glad to see you're doing...stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 so who had "severe meth addiction" in the pool? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Damn, was hoping somebody might have an interpretation by now.Wang fell off the wagon due to excessive stress from the pregnancy situation, had to move back in with his parents, started seeing a shrink and taking crazy pills, and is making a futile attempt to keep his shit together.Or he's just fucking with us.so who had "severe meth addiction" in the pool?Probably JJJ. I'm sure he had seen some signs that this was coming in his photographic memory of the thread. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 The thing they don't tell you is: what the hell they're talking about. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I wish runthemover would post a translation. I'm sure he gets it. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I wish runthemover would post a translation. I'm sure he gets it.but then who will translate runthemover for us? Link to post Share on other sites
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