Napa Lite 3,281 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 I don't know the rape/murder backstory, but you're definitely dealing with a severe kook.People who instantly assume the existence of a deep and meaningful interpersonal relationship based on some casual contact (for example, having a business contact where they then assume you're now 'buddies') have significant issues. Seems like that's precisely what you're dealing with. Sounds like you handled it about right. Straightforward and to the point is the only way. You cannot continue to 'lead them on' by being polite and feeding their delusion that you're 'friends'. Maybe he's just lonely and desperate for friends, but lonely people desperate for friends are usually in that state of existence for a distinct reason.Are you telling me the last two waitresses I fell in love with don't recriprocate those same feelings? ...Cause I have a hard time believing that. I really do. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Are you telling me the last two waitresses I fell in love with don't recriprocate those same feelings? ...Cause I have a hard time believing that. I really do.You're amongst friends, you can call them what they are*.*strippers Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,281 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 You're amongst friends, you can call them what they are*.*strippersHa, I wish, haven't been to a strip club since New Years day and then we had the B-Team, which maybe OK in Scottsdale, but not so much Iowa. Can you believe I've been to two bachelor parties since then and neither resulted in a trip to a strip club. It's absurd. Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 I'm way too lazy to go back and quote it, but I think it goes MOVE TO A REAL STATE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. :speedztoshake: or something like that. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 but lonely people desperate for friends are usually in that state of existence for a distinct reason.:(and it was dawson to me, and I obviously did not listen to him since I'd apparently be doing better than I am right now even in FUCKING IOWA. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 :(and it was dawson to me, and I obviously did not listen to him since I'd apparently be doing better than I am right now even in FUCKING IOWA. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 40 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I'm not sure I want to live in a world where love at first sight is only for two crazy peopleWell I guess it could be a hot crazy chick and some dude.Also, I kinda wish the Angry Duck story was reversed where SBriand is the tenant and crazy guy is the apartment sales rep. One example:CG: Someone stole your stuff! AD: No it's right here.Wait that wouldn't make any sense.No one wants SBriand's stuff.I'm only going to make him more angry right now because I have add this to the post for free. I was driving around the other day I saw an abnormally high amount of vans on the freeway (both rape and non-rape (too many windows)). I then remembered we were promised a CHiPs remake/movie but I don't think we've ever got it. I figure with all the crap movies and sequels etc this should have been done already. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Hey Beans. Screw you, for always leaving us hanging like this...Hey, only my black friends are allowed to say that...Give a guy a breakI was TERRIBLY mistreated by the folks in Louisiana...And since I dont rightly remember where I left off last post due to, well, you knowIll re-fire the story starting with sitting at the video poker bar..."Hey...I just got dealt four deuces""You lucky fuck""Lets go cause some trouble""Uh oh"So we tromped around the boat for a while observing the action and drinking whiskey sours. It wasnt long before ole Beans came across something..."Hey...look at that""What?""That broom handle sticking out next to that slot over there""SO?""I got an idea""Oh boy"Approximately fifteen minutes later I had half the boat in hysterical laughter and five members of security huddled around me...."It was just a damn joke guys....Im not really that drunk""Well... you seemed pretty adamant that you wanted a refund""Of course I did... thats what made the prank so damned funny"(bystanders jump into conversation)"HEY MAN...LEAVE THE GUY ALONE! THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST DAMN THING IVE SEEN IN A LOOOONG TIME!""YEAH! YOU NEED TO HIRE THIS GUY AS A PUBLIC RELATIONS MAN OR SUMPTIN!"(security talks on radios for a while)"Alright....you can stay....just dont go causing such a disruption again""How bout a couple buffets for us?""Good luck, sir"Ill finish the story as soon as the pics upload...:Braveheartbitesfingernailsface: Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 So there we were....intoxicated and itching for trouble"You dont even play slots""I do occasionally""Ok""Just watch this....and pretend you dont know me""That will be easy enough"(Beans sticks bill in dollar slot)"Now back up a little...give these guys behind me at the tables a good sight line"(BIL backs up and readies camera phone)"WHAT THE GOD DAMN HELL IS WRONG WIFTH THIS MUTHA FUCKIN ASS PIECE A SHIT SLOTS A MACHINE?"(crowd turns toward Beans)"IVE BEEN A PULLIN ON THFTS SUNS A BITCH FER TWO DAMN GOD HOURS AND IT WONT SPINS A LICK!"(Beans constantly pulls broom handle that fell between the slot and a wall)"I WONT SUM GOFT DAMN SATISFACTION ROUND HITHER!"(pit gets quiet as folks soak in the situation)"THIS HERE THINGAMAJIG DONE STOLT FIVE DOLLARS FROM ME AND I WONT SUM SATIS FACT TUION AND RITE NOW DAMN GODDIT"(random giggles begin, triggering a wildfire of laughter along with several folks gathering behind Beans to investigate the situation)"Hey man...thats not the slot machine...its a broom handle""yeah I know....Im just havin a little fun""Thats pretty good...I wonder what they will do?""I dunno....hoping for a free buffet or something""Youre crazy dude""Shush...here comes the slot gal now""You have a problem, sir?""YA DAMN DOGGITY DAMN DAMN DI DO....""What might it be?""THIS HERE MACHINE DONE TOOKS MY FIVE DOLLAS""Let me take alook at it, sir""I CAN DONE TELL YA WHAT IT....IS HONEY....THIS HERE HANDLE DONT DO A DAMN THING!"(Beans flops broom stick back and forth)"Well....(giggle)...that isnt the (giggle) slot handle at (giggle) all""WELL ITS RIGHT HERE ON THA SIDE OF THA MACHINE LIKE ALL THE REST OF EM""Uh...(laughs)....Id better (laughs harder)...get someone over here to assist us"(large crowd forms behind Beans with several handing over drinks out of the kindness of their hearts)"Please dont.... (laughs).... give him any more .....(bends over and holds belly)....liquor"So that brings us to the security staff. I knew they were about to recite the trespass statement or something worse, so I came out of the drunk act and tried to explain myself for the next several minutes..."So you really didnt think that broom handle was the slot handle""Of course not""Then what was the point?""I dunno...entertainment I suppose...you guys dont have a band or anything""...""You arent filming this for a television show or anything?""Nah...but it would make for some good viewing, huh?""You do this sort of thing often?""Well...yeah, I guess...life gets boring without a good scene once in a while""..."(security huddles)So, all in all, it was a decent trip....I actually won some money, the BIL and wife got a chance to catch up, Zach got a brand new Browning fishing rod/reel from Bass Pro Shops, and we found a restaurant called Double D's that puts Hooters to shame.And the wife added one more location to never set foot in again dur to shame and humiliation...Here the only pic that came out..that didnt incriminate me, that iseditAnother item of the trip you might notice is the white shoes Im wearing....Crockies or something.... I purchased them at an outlet mall in Dallas for two reasons. It shamed the wife horribly and it gave me and the BIL an excuse to recite the lines in the original Vacation movie five hundred times..."I knew youd like em Clark because the last time we met you kept commenting on how much you liked mine"...she threw them away while I was sleeping last night Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 and it was dawson to me, and I obviously did not listen to him since I'd apparently be doing better than I am right now even in FUCKING IOWA.Hey! **** you. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I'm not sure I want to live in a world where love at first sight is only for two crazy peopleWell I guess it could be a hot crazy chick and some dude.Also, I kinda wish the Angry Duck story was reversed where SBriand is the tenant and crazy guy is the apartment sales rep. One example:CG: Someone stole your stuff! AD: No it's right here.Wait that wouldn't make any sense.No one wants SBriand's stuff.I'm only going to make him more angry right now because I have add this to the post for free. I was driving around the other day I saw an abnormally high amount of vans on the freeway (both rape and non-rape (too many windows)). I then remembered we were promised a CHiPs remake/movie but I don't think we've ever got it. I figure with all the crap movies and sequels etc this should have been done already.I love everything about you. Will you go out with me? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Beans. *kisses* Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Another item of the trip you might notice is the white shoes Im wearing....Crockies or something.... I purchased them at an outlet mall in Dallas for two reasons. It shamed the wife horribly and it gave me and the BIL an excuse to recite the lines in the original Vacation movie five hundred times..."I knew youd like em Clark because the last time we met you kept commenting on how much you liked mine"...she threw them away while I was sleeping last nightdefinitely a good thing you put this part in because I was TOTALLY gonna make fun of you for wearing crocks with socks and jorts. I'm assuming those are jorts.Hey! **** you.whatever bro you're the one on the good end here living in what's apparently freaking tokyo compared to where I live. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 97 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 No chance in hell LLY makes $300k. That's ridiculous. I think you're high on everybody left of Cane.Yeah Science doesn't pay. He was pretty close on me though. (Brv, I got significant raises since that first hire. Lawyering!)Just got back from Vancouver last night. Awesome, awesome place. Dink, I would recommend you go for Canada Day next year. Your kind of place. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 (large crowd forms behind Beans with several handing over drinks out of the kindness of their hearts)So great. All of it.Just got back from Vancouver last night. Awesome, awesome place. Dink, I would recommend you go for Canada Day next year. Your kind of place.Just avoid the riots. And Jubi. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Yeah Science doesn't pay. He was pretty close on me though. (Brv, I got significant raises since that first hire. Lawyering!)Just got back from Vancouver last night. Awesome, awesome place. Dink, I would recommend you go for Canada Day next year. Your kind of place.BOOM. Got one right. And I think I was within 20-30k for shake and napa, so we'll call it 3. I didn't even know what LLY did, he just seems smart so I assumed he made a lot of money. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Oh boy is Angry Steve getting really Angry. I might actually explode at some point today. I can't stand these cock gobblers calling me and coming into my office today. SUPER RAGE Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,281 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Edit: Dawson almost got me to reveal how much I made by saying how far/close he was on his guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Edit: Dawson almost got me to reveal how much I made by saying how far/close he was on his guess.I would've guessed what Dawson guessed for you.If I were to release updated rankings, I would probably move VB and Bones up and Cane down. Maybe move mk down too because of the single income disadvantage. I don't know, maybe he really does make that much. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I didn't even know what LLY did, he just seems smart so I assumed he made a lot of money.I feel like LLY's at the level of intelligence that often comes with sacrificing salary for doing something important. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I feel like LLY's at the level of intelligence that often comes with sacrificing salary for doing something important.I'm not sure about the "level of intelligence" part, but I'd like to think that my salary isn't as high as it could be if my goal was a high salary. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 49 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I would've guessed what Dawson guessed for you.If I were to release updated rankings, I would probably move VB and Bones up and Cane down. Maybe move mk down too because of the single income disadvantage. I don't know, maybe he really does make that much.I might move up a tad on your list in terms of absolute income, but if we adjusted the list for location/cost of living I probably move way down.If this helps anyone with LLY, a standard NIH postdoc salary ranges from 38-50K depending on years of experience. Not really sure what he is up to these days though. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 97 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I would've guessed what Dawson guessed for you.If I were to release updated rankings, I would probably move VB and Bones up and Cane down. Maybe move mk down too because of the single income disadvantage. I don't know, maybe he really does make that much.I wouldn't move mk down, my guess is he makes more by himself than anybody else here combined with their spouse. I have friends who do what he does and they make 400k+ per year.I think Bones probably should be higher than me. VB and his wife both work for public universities....but in California where public workers make more than most places. Not sure where he should go. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 49 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I wouldn't move mk down, my guess is he makes more by himself than anybody else here combined with their spouse. I have friends who do what he does and they make 400k+ per year.I think Bones probably should be higher than me. VB and his wife both work for public universities....but in California where public workers make more than most places. Not sure where he should go.I actually work for a private university now. (She makes slightly more than me at a public one though). Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I am at the bottom but my wife is my sugar momma who moves me up considerably. Link to post Share on other sites
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