Sickinfo2 291 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Beans? The general population would look down on this guy...Myself?Nope.Im taking an educated stab here.... He runs some sort of business. A few employees who just barely cover their cost. Overhead is massive yet the income is piddly. He can not miss a single second of a workday without losing several hundreds thousands of dollars. Poor bastard takes to the bottle due to all of the above. He somehow uses it to his advantage...screw the world so to speak...and turns the whole kit and kaboodle into a success by the skin of his teeth. Some would call it sheer genius but most pure god damn luckThe above poor bastard is so afraid of falling into the same bottomless pit that he was in for so many years that he cannot rest, abusing the bottle and spending every minute of his free time not gambling doing everything within his capabilities to keep the ship afloat....So instead of saying screw it and heading home at a decent time, he decides to spend the last few minutes of daylight doing something that wouldnt usually get done unless he does it personallyMy guess is that after getting beaten senseless by the hail on the lawnmower he jumps into his car, hits the local bar/casino, makes a complete fool of himeslf, and staggers home to post his daily happenings on the internet before passing out and doing the whole thing over the next day....Thats just a complete guess, of course.... he could be insane for all I knowIn other news, Ive not been keeping up with the goings along around here like I should beI have, however, skimmed a few pages here and there. I gather that:Strat has left...Wang has left under suspicious circumstancesLG has jumped ship...Mexi is absentAll I need now is to hear that Shake has a roof over his head to do me in....Oh... hit San Diego. Spend a few hours on the beach in Coronado. Visit Tijuana. Stagger around the gaslamp quarter. Rent a bike at Belmont and ride it to Pacific Beach and back. Get drunk at the bars along the way. Mkae a fool of yourself at Veigas....mention my name for an escort directly to the door. Make sure to pick up some fresh avocados on the way backWhat? Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 LG has jumped ship...Still here, just quiet. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Still here, just quiet.Excellent... now If only we could resurrect that JoeyJoJo fellow from the pastIn other news, after opening an investigation into the lawn mower guyI found him! Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 OMG I NEED HELP! can somebody resize the gators gonna gait gif to less than 8k for me? it's incredibly important. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I found him!hahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 This place is like a blowjob from a platypus - crazy awesome as long as you avoid the poison!This is funny because I was just thinking if you had to get a blowjob from an animal, which animal would you choose? (You guys don't want to be inside my head.) First thing you have to do is eliminate all sharp-toothed (teethed?) animals. Then I think you eliminate the animals with really large mouths. I mean, even if a hippo didn't have crazy teeth, I'm not sure that mouth is doing anything for you. What about an elephant? I would think it would use its trunk instead of its mouth and I think there's a real contender there. Then I remembered the egg-eating snake. Apparently it has bony protrusions from its spine instead of teeth to break down the eggs. How big is the snake and how deep do you go before hitting bony protrusions? Because that might be awful. Anyway, I was amazed to find animal blowjob talk going on in here.How do you guys write "8"? Two circles or one continuous stroke? Up until I was like 20 or 21 I always did it in one stroke(tehehe) but then I just switched to the two circles. What about "3"? Rounded or with a flat top? I switched to te flat top around the same time as the eight. I think it just looks better.Two circles and rounded.I strike through my sevens sometimes.I do this only when I'm feeling fancy. Same with the zeds. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 This is funny because I was just thinking if you had to get a blowjob from an animal, which animal would you choose? (You guys don't want to be inside my head.) First thing you have to do is eliminate all sharp-toothed (teethed?) animals. Then I think you eliminate the animals with really large mouths. I mean, even if a hippo didn't have crazy teeth, I'm not sure that mouth is doing anything for you. What about an elephant? I would think it would use its trunk instead of its mouth and I think there's a real contender there. Then I remembered the egg-eating snake. Apparently it has bony protrusions from its spine instead of teeth to break down the eggs. How big is the snake and how deep do you go before hitting bony protrusions? Because that might be awful. Anyway, I was amazed to find animal blowjob talk going on in here. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 So what you're saying is that when an elephant uses its trunk, that's really more like nose-fucking than a blowjob? I disagree. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'd probably pick the rare vagina mouthed lemur. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'd probably pick the rare vagina mouthed lemur.I would photoshop this except that no.Alternate choice: beaver? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 well maybe you could use your newfound free time to resize that gif for me donchathink Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 well maybe you could use your newfound free time to resize that gif for me donchathink Now what? Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Them some healthy toenails. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 omg thank you its so awesome yay Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 omg thank you its so awesome yay For future reference. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 oh yeah I saw a few of those but I didnt want to get into all those sites over my work computer. dont mind if you do it on yours though! ha ha! Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'd probably go with this SJ: Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'd probably go with this SJ:underwater fleshlight - DP version! Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 underwater fleshlight - DP version!Hmm. I just get a red x. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Hmm. I just get a red x.sooo hot, right?!?! Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Hmm. I just get a red x.eHerpes! Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 eHerpes!Damn elephant! Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 well maybe you could use your newfound free time to resize that gif for me donchathinkWhy do you need that gif resized??? Are you posting on other forums???? :brokenheartfacewithtears: Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 nah it was actually for work. remember when I said my work had a new instant messaging software that let us use avatars and I instantly made mine serious cat? well I decided it was time for a change and wanted the gators gonna gait thing. don't ask me why I wasn't worried about using the gif but was worried about going to a site to resize it. DON'T FUCKING ASK. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 In other news, Ive not been keeping up with the goings along around here like I should beI have, however, skimmed a few pages here and there. I gather that:Strat has left...Wang has left under suspicious circumstancesLG has jumped ship...Mexi is absentAll I need now is to hear that Shake has a roof over his head to do me in....more like a lurker now. I just rarely get on my computer at home. Can't get on the internet at work, and the boss won't let us have our phones on us. Sooooo, I suck now. Besides, I have little interesting stuff. I did post some photos on FB, so some of you nerds have that. It's the new SickThread. Ok, not really. Link to post Share on other sites
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