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I thought she was going to wear red?

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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I thought she was going to wear red?
she was. you can see it in the other pictures. the guy's arm is blocking her body in beans' picture. assuming that's not just a clever lg look-alike hired by beans to impress us. also: it's always a depressing eye-opener when something big in the news happens to see just how un-fucking-believably stupid the majority of my facebook friends are.
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also: it's always a depressing eye-opener when something big in the news happens to see just how un-fucking-believably stupid the majority of my facebook friends are.
USA! USA! USA!
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So I broke down and signed up for twitter, just so I could follow some people, Beans being the primary one and now all of the sudden I have a bunch of random people following me. I don't tweet, but I am considering tweeting every time I take a dump, but I am not sure if Twitter has enough bandwidth.

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yes! a sympathy follow!but yeah, I dont know what the hell that's about. I think some people follow others hoping they'll get a return follow. IDIOTS.

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god damn it, I make hilarious tweet ALL THE TIME and I've only got like four followers. life sucks
You're already being followed by the only important people anyway.
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do you guys have any idea how boring IRA's and Pension Plans and ESOPs are? DO YOU? i'm going to cut myself.
ESOP's are crazy interesting.Have you gotten to special needs trusts yet? That's when the fun begins!!
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ESOP's are crazy interesting.Have you gotten to special needs trusts yet? That's when the fun begins!!
not for this class, some for estate planning and drafting. but we only briefly mentioned them.
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the symbolism in the viagra commercial - where the guy's truck is stuck in the mud and he brings the horses out of the trailer to pull the truck and trailer through the mud - is just pure genius. because when you need an extra boost of stallion, you go viagra.

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special needs trusts
That's what I have with all of those retarded kids I molested, so they don't tell.
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Oh you know, cold rainy, some people test driving 5 different cars, super picky and bitchy and bossy only to find out they are in the middle of a bankruptcy, had 2 cars repo'd and are simply amazed that they can't buy a $25,000 BMW with no money down. Those people.
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No?Also, happened what to your sentence structure today?
Somebody was all "happy birthday, LG!" and other people followed suit, but then strategy was like, "it is sooo not her birthday" and I was like "lame-o" and LG was all upset because people were retracting their birthday wishes and ruining her Problem Child party or something and I'm not sure if we ever found out if it really was her birthday.What's wrong with my sentence structure?
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What's wrong with my sentence structure?
IT'S ALL LIKE FUCKING STUPID BROtoday is not lg's birthday if that's what you're asking. I don't know why I yelled at you earlier.
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