LadyGrey 6 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 (rapid topic change)... Hey! Is that Wang Chung they're playing? I loooooove Wang Chung.... [singing and dancing]EVERYBODY HAAAAVE FUN TOOONIGHT! EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!!![/singing]"Poorly worded question: Is that a reference to a TV show or something? I looked it up and people mentioned Two And A Half Men in the comments on youtube, so I wondered if there is some connection, like they had one of the men sing it when he wanted to get out of a date. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 If he didn't get it there, then he's one of the ones who would never "get it" no matter what you did, short of pouring your beer on his head.To correct this, a girl ignoring, verbally, or, literally, physically assaulting you (beer over head, hand over your mouth while cursing at you, throwing potentially harmful objects at "I mean to hurt you" speed) is in no way an an indicator of "I'm not going to bang you tonight."Two of the thee most attractive (physically, not as a whole) girls I slept with in my 19-23 year old phase literally did one or more of those activities shortly before the one night stand occurred. I'm really attractive, so that probably explains the difference in our experience.On a aside note: you've just moved into my consious top four posters (which is effectively top three, since I obviously place myself first) when I saw Amscray and was a little excited and clicked on the thread. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Poorly worded question: Is that a reference to a TV show or something? I looked it up and people mentioned Two And A Half Men in the comments on youtube, so I wondered if there is some connection, like they had one of the men sing it when he wanted to get out of a date.It was a shittily worded description- I don't think I can even adequately describe it with words. I'll draw some MS Paint cartoons to elucidate what happened. Give me an hour... Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 To correct this, a girl ignoring, verbally, or, literally, physically assaulting you (beer over head, hand over your mouth while cursing at you, throwing potentially harmful objects at "I mean to hurt you" speed) is in no way an an indicator of "I'm not going to bang you tonight."Two of the thee most attractive (physically, not as a whole) girls I slept with in my 19-23 year old phase literally did one or more of those activities shortly before the one night stand occurred. I'm really attractive, so that probably explains the difference in our experience.Yes, but in the context of a random date, when she's blowing you off to watch soccer, it's pretty much GG, you. I do agree that other forums of physical assault can be legitimate cues that a woman is receptive for sex. Now if we can just convince juries of that... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 After looking at some funny pictures, I'm feeling much better. All it took was some funny pictures. Shake, you no longer need to bang her.phew. good thing; I fell asleep.(don't say anything, just keep your fingers crossed)you... didn't actually think I would accomplish... anything, did you? come on; hotels don't change a nigga's dna bro.but seriously folks, I'm staying another night but she's not. pretty sure if she were staying another night there'd be bangage. it was just a long day and I wanted to get some sleep. this will certainly not help me become king. oh well. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Yes, but in the context of a random date, when she's blowing you off to watch soccer, it's pretty much GG, you. I do agree that other forums of physical assault can be legitimate cues that a woman is receptive for sex. Now if we can just convince juries of that...What's the singular best thing about raping a 15 year old?Watching her break down on the witness stand. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Poorly worded question: Is that a reference to a TV show or something? I looked it up and people mentioned Two And A Half Men in the comments on youtube, so I wondered if there is some connection, like they had one of the men sing it when he wanted to get out of a date.So here's how it happened... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 aw, you didn't murder her at the end. disappointing. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 aw, you didn't murder her at the end. disappointing.No, that day ended like this....tech erra Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Excellent cartoon. but seriously folks, I'm staying another night but she's not. pretty sure if she were staying another night there'd be bangage. it was just a long day and I wanted to get some sleep. this will certainly not help me become king. oh well.I'm sorry, what was that? Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 No, that day ended like this....I was expecting Q's "sideways fist" motion to come into play at this point... Link to post Share on other sites
ahosang 0 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I got A job at the House. Not sure which job you're referring to. Not sure who you are either. Do you work at a Chinese restaurant?You mentioned it in this thread. i guess you post so much you don't remember what you post, lol.Provisional job offer yayyyyIf all goes well I might get to be one of the people who stands outside the Houses of Parliament all day in the cold and rain telling people where to go. ~*~Exciting~*~ Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I just lost my partner. She got offered a spot as an intern at that one agency we really wanted to go to; the place I know would be a good fit for me. They only had a spot open for a designer/art director. I'm feeling pretty fucked right now. If only those damn ditches weren't already filled.Is it over because she is moving? Wait, who is this partner, the French chick? I thought that was over. Is this a work partner. did she eat hot dogs? There are a lot of homeless people in Santa Barbara.Well, apparently turning them sideways makes them disapear! Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Is it over because she is moving? Wait, who is this partner, the French chick? I thought that was over. Is this a work partner. did she eat hot dogs?Work partner. It's over, because she's taking a job/internship without me. No blame to her. If the roles were switched, I'd do the same thing. You don't turn down this agency.However, I just received an email from an art director that graduated a couple quarters ahead of me. He says that an agency in NYC (a good one) is looking for a new team and asked if I wanted to submit with him as his writer. Fuck, yes. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Spademan and Scram Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 On a aside notethis just can't be right. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Spademan and Scrampeaking too early for KoOT'11 Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Yeah, where the hell is that guy this time? I've been avoiding this place like the plague since KOOT started...He's avoiding us. Sad day. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 No, that day ended like this....Was this the coffee shop girl or someone else? Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Was this the coffee shop girl or someone else?No, that was a long time ago. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 No, that was a long time ago.So was coffee girl a non-starter, or are you just playing that one close to the vest? Chest? I feel like the saying is "vest", but I'd prefer it to be "chest".I'm starting a minor diet tomorrow...nothing serious, just spending 2-4 weeks taking off 5-10 pounds to get back to a weight where I can be comfortable eating like a 17 year old without worrying about my pants no longer fitting. My usual cycle. I'm celebrating the impending annoyance tonight at our weekly pub trivia outing, where I'll be having dinner with the girlfriend and a few of our friends (her closest vet school friends, 2nd-3rd tier for me). Hopefully she won't break up with me during the meal:The Heart Attack BurgerTake 2 half pound patties, top with your choice of cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo between 2 grilled cheese sandwiches. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 So was coffee girl a non-starter, or are you just playing that one close to the vest? Chest? I feel like the saying is "vest", but I'd prefer it to be "chest". Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 The Heart Attack BurgerTake 2 half pound patties, top with your choice of cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo between 2 grilled cheese sandwiches. Can I interest anyone in a grilled cheese burger melt?Missing the extra patty though.Scram vestPretty great, but you took away his man-boobs. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Pretty great, but you took away his man-boobs.It's one of those vests with built in support. Link to post Share on other sites
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