Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 so has anybody been in contact with beans in any way? it's been a really long time since he posted and he usually doesn't go for this long without posting. i'm worried :( Tell us the story about when he showed up at your house. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Tell us the story about when he showed up at your house.yes. this.made the paper yesterday in a little "man on the street" interview about my hopes for the new state legislative session. the bastards misquoted me and now my boss thinks I'm a communist. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Do you know what, that video distressed me. I thought perhaps the penguin was being chased by a bee, or one of the other penguins might have doused him with itching powder. It doesn't look like dancing to me, it looks like a penguin running around panic-stricken.No way, I think he (or she) is just frolicking in the snow. It's also possible that he's recently discovered jumping, which makes it even more adorable. I remember when my friend's (human) son learned to jump, and while it was incredibly cute, he had absolutely nothing on that penguin.made the paper yesterday in a little "man on the street" interview about my hopes for the new state legislative session. the bastards misquoted me and now my boss thinks I'm a communist.Can we get a link!?! Or would you balk at revealing your true identity, like Batman.Tell us the story about when he showed up at your house.Also, so much this. I'm surprised it hasn't already been told, and also glad I didn't miss it. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Can we get a link!?! Or would you balk at revealing your true identity, like Batman.Also, so much this. I'm surprised it hasn't already been told, and also glad I didn't miss it.I don't know if they put it online, it was one of those space fillers at the top of page C12 or something. Also, I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I know it's been discussed before, but the hundreds of guests that at any time might be viewing this thread....spambots or people? Is there some hidden porn in here?I've always just assumed that with 200,00 posts, there are a lot of words for the algorithms to pick up on, and that we pop up in Google searches alot. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I've always just assumed that with a 200,00 posts, there are a lot of words for the algorithms to pick up on, and that we pop up in Google searches alot.Understandable. But they come in waves. Waves, I type! Waves!Miley Cyrus nude pics Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I don't know if they put it online, it was one of those space fillers at the top of page C12 or something. Also, I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.Can't you just tell us what you said and what they printed? My guess it has something to do with gun control. 2nd guess is obamacare.Edit: just went back and reread your op. I'm an idiot. Don't make me call friends in omaha to get a copy of the OWH or whatever the CB paper is Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Well played, Loogie. Well played. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 yes. this.made the paper yesterday in a little "man on the street" interview about my hopes for the new state legislative session. the bastards misquoted me and now my boss thinks I'm a communist.I laughed at that and it is just awesome that you couldn't wait to tell us.Oh, and we've had over 3 MILLION views. j/s Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Mine (and brvs) alma mater!The Iowa State Daily everybody! Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Pretty great picture though. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Pretty great picture though.She's asking for it. Look how short those sleeves are! Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I also like that 16 isn't some sort of hard-line, but just a general guideline to keep in the back of your mind. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I didn't realize there was such respect for trolling in this forum. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I don't see what's wrong there Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 His haircut? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 what was printed:i hope they maximize spending to do the most good for the most people.what i said:i hope they look to maximize efficiency to do the most good for the most people while staying in budget. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 um, that's not even close to a misquote. that's ridiculous. I'd make those communists print a retraction on the first page. god, that would really piss me off so much. like, I'm sitting here putting myself into your situation and visualizing the rage that would well up. it's the level of rage that crosses over to embarrassing. have you contacted them?had a similar thing happen to me recently. was filling out some sort of "about me" to be featured in the department newsletter when I first started at my new job. had a witty little sentence all drafted out with the perfect spacing and comma placement to separate my three chosen interests to share. damn bitch decided to make them all separate sentences. RUININ' MY LIFE LADY. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I am sick of this cold and snow. SICK OF IT! The only solace I get is knowing that my goofy finger shoes leave footprints in the snow and that the dogwalkers who come by throughout the day get to see what looks like barefoot prints running through the snow, leaving them utterly perplexed and wondering if Bigfoot is living in their neighborhood. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 had a similar thing happen to me recently. was filling out some sort of "about me" to be featured in the department newsletter when I first started at my new job. had a witty little sentence all drafted out with the perfect spacing and comma placement to separate my three chosen interests to share. damn bitch decided to make them all separate sentences. RUININ' MY LIFE LADY.This better not be another one of those things that you're not going to share. I mean, it obviously is, but I wish it wasn't.Is department newsletter code for online dating site? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I am sick of this cold and snow. SICK OF IT! The only solace I get is knowing that my goofy finger shoes leave footprints in the snow and that the dogwalkers who come by throughout the day get to see what looks like barefoot prints running through the snow, leaving them utterly perplexed and wondering if Bigfoot is living in their neighborhood.Dogwalkers: Oh, Randy! Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Dogwalkers: Oh, Randy!You run and leave prints like a sasquaaaatchBut don't shit in the woodsOh Randy Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 You run and leave prints like a sasquaaaatchBut don't shit in the woodsOh RandeeeeeeeeeeeeIn a fucking hot tub! Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I once ran on the bike trail by the river and had to pee really bad. I hadn't seen anyone for a while but there was no good hiding place so I simply stopped around a bend and let loose. Sure enough some lady and kids came flying around riding bikes causing some "EEKS!" to be screamed. They didn't say anything though. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 In a fucking hot tub!my roommate and i say this all the time. we've extended it to other things as well. i'll do the dance raaaaaaaaandy does and say it in the voice and rhythm of the saying. like if we order a pizza. i'll hop around and say, "eatin fuckin pizza". it's super funny, you just gotta trust me.IN OTHER NEWS: word on the street is that keira knightley is now single. this is excellent news. i for one will celebrate by firing one off to her later tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
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