Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I know it probably goes without saying, but it just makes my day whenever I see Uncle Randy was the last one to post. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Dave Barry's year in review. Hilarious.http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...ST2011010300278 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Who hasn't received their Secret Santa gift yet? Please only answer if you participated this year. If you have received it, have you posted pictures and thanks yet? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I have neither received nor fully sent, although it is: in process. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I have neither received nor sent, although I have: thought about it. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 yous guys. get on it, please. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 yous guys. get on it, please. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 but I said "yous" in such a friendly-banter kinda way! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I can see it working better for LLY than vb though, LLY- (NY accent) Heya Beotch, I got yur String theory right here!" vb- Hey doofus! What's the matter with you, do you have amyotrophic lateral sclerosis?I enjoyed this.sooooo... looks like I'm gonna be taking my first business trip here in the very near future. gonna be ridiculously busy the whole time, but it'll be neat I'm thinking. also of relevance: this chick I work with that I've been kind of wanting to bang will also be attending said business trip. discuss. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 sooooo... looks like I'm gonna be taking my first business trip here in the very near future. gonna be ridiculously busy the whole time, but it'll be neat I'm thinking. also of relevance: this chick I work with that I've been kind of wanting to bang will also be attending said business trip. discuss.Where is said business trip?I think you should totally bang her. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I enjoyed this.sooooo... looks like I'm gonna be taking my first business trip here in the very near future. gonna be ridiculously busy the whole time, but it'll be neat I'm thinking. also of relevance: this chick I work with that I've been kind of wanting to bang will also be attending said business trip. discuss.Don't talk to her! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Where is said business trip?I will not be discussing specifics of said business trip. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I will not be discussing specifics of said business trip.I hope she doesn't have sex with you. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. It's just a little shocking to me that somebody wouldn't want to divulge personal information. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 actually the personal information is alllllll good (e.g. I will disclose once banggage has occurred), it's the professional stuff I can't get into.I feel I need to be more specific about this female though. I should start off by mentioning that she's not really "hot" per se. she's older, like 35 or so I think, has kids, and isn't like all fit and sexy and what not. but this chick is just fuck all cute, looks and personality. she really reminds me a lot of ray's wife from everybody loves raymond (not in the bitchy attitude, though she is quite snarky, which is also very cute). Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I feel I need to be more specific about this female though. I should start off by mentioning that she's not really "hot" per se. she's older, like 35 or so I think, has kids, and isn't like all fit and sexy and what not. but this chick is just fuck all cute, looks and personality. she really reminds me a lot of ray's wife from everybody loves raymond (not in the bitchy attitude, though she is quite snarky, which is also very cute).Choose your response!A. B. C. D. E. F. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I like the black fellow. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I like the black fellow. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 sooooo... looks like I'm gonna be taking my first business trip here in the very near future. gonna be ridiculously busy the whole time, but it'll be neat I'm thinking. also of relevance: this chick I work with that I've been kind of wanting to bang will also be attending said business trip. discuss.I think you should do your best to make sure you're the last two from the company remaining at the hotel bar. Then you should ask her she had her kids via c-section or out the vag, and proceed accordingly. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I think you should do your best to make sure you're the last two from the company remaining at the hotel bar. Then you should ask her she had her kids via c-section or out the vag, and proceed accordingly.How is that question in any way relevant to anal sex? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 When you're right, you're right.Edit: Wait, you asked a question. Answer: It doesn't.Edit 2: Wait, yes it does. Of course it does. In fact, that's kind of the point. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I think you should do your best to make sure you're the last two from the company remaining at the hotel bar. Then you should ask her she had her kids via c-section or out the vag, and proceed accordingly.Don't forget to trip on the way into her bedroom! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I don't get it. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Hashmark! Link to post Share on other sites
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