ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 strat you need to go back to school to become an actuary. start doing research to-freaking-morrow.also, mk, after looking around some more today, I'm afraid you might end up being the one to win the prize of "whose advice get's ignored by shake?!"I mean jesus christ. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Nice.I have a buddy with a 1999 bimmer, and even though it's had a few problems and is expensive to fix, he still loves the shit out of it, and rightfully so. If you go with the safe choice you're stuck with spending the next 5 years wishing you'd gotten the bimjob. If you get the bimbo, even if it for whatever reason doesn't work out 100% perfectly, you'll still be happy you went for it. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 you know one of the biggest reasons I don't want to get a bimmer? having to pull it into my shit ass houses' driveway. I mean putting a nice car in the driveway of my falling down house is just so... jesus, retarded doesn't begin to describe it. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Because you feel ridiculous or because you think other people will think it looks ridiculous? Link to post Share on other sites
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SBriand 4 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 My new neighbor has a 135i. That things is just freaking sweet. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 you know one of the biggest reasons I don't want to get a bimmer? having to pull it into my shit ass houses' driveway. I mean putting a nice car in the driveway of my falling down house is just so... jesus, retarded doesn't begin to describe it.How many people drive by your house in a day? Six? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 strat you need to go back to school to become an actuary. start doing research to-freaking-morrow.my internship and degree could probably get me on with someone like USAA. you've apparently only seen the positives to working as an actuary, though... Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Hey guys. Finished writing my fight report, but I don't want to type it all out on my phone. So I've got that, and also two things about Clint:1) He met Maggie yesterday. Kind of. I was having dinner with her and her kid ("I ****ED YOUR MOTHER") and he texted me a play so I told him to say hi, and to make up a story about who he was. She called him a liar.2) I've got him stuck like $153) The NBA is so gay.Hope everyone is doing well, and I love you all, Marta. Joey's signature is indeed the best thing ever. I want a t-shirt Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Hey guys. Finished writing my fight report, but I don't want to type it all out on my phone. So I've got that, and also two things about Clint:1) He met Maggie yesterday. Kind of. I was having dinner with her and her kid ("I ****ED YOUR MOTHER") and he texted me a play so I told him to say hi, and to make up a story about who he was. She called him a liar.2) I've got him stuck like $153) The NBA is so gay.Hope everyone is doing well, and I love you all, Marta. Joey's signature is indeed the best thing ever. I want a t-shirtIs that before or after my OKC play? And, I mean, come on, any kind of story I made up would have sounded like a lie. I had a text ready to go if you texted me back but didn't send it because I didn't want to further interrupt "Maggie - I'd snap a pic of a program to a debate, but my mom has them in her scrapbook at home. Son - RAAWWRRRR"Edit:Also, I ordered some clothes(I hate going shopping in the mall, just embarrassing, plus better deals online) and my halloween costume online yesterday and had them 2 day so I could have them by friday. Well, they came today and nobody was home so the UPS guy left them on the porch. They were then stolen. The costume store was cool and is sending me another one at no charge (Just return one if one shows up) but of course the more expensive clothes they ain't gon' do shit for me. So now I have to look forward to filing a complaint with UPS (maybe a police report?) tomorrow in hopes of getting my money back. Love my life. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Also, I ordered some clothes(I hate going shopping in the mall, just embarrassing, plus better deals online) and my halloween costume online yesterday and had them 2 day so I could have them by friday. Well, they came today and nobody was home so the UPS guy left them on the porch. They were then stolen. The costume store was cool and is sending me another one at no charge (Just return one if one shows up) but of course the more expensive clothes they ain't gon' do shit for me. So now I have to look forward to filing a complaint with UPS (maybe a police report?) tomorrow in hopes of getting my money back. Love my life.That's bullshit. UPS should definitely refund you, it was their fault. Don't big parcels like that require a signature? I don't have plans for halloween this year, feeling pretty disappointed about it. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 How many people drive by your house in a day? Six?actually I live right in town and it's a pretty busy road so there's a decent amount of traffic. probably comparable to a suburb's amount of traffic.and ups only requires signatures when it's being delivered to a business or when the sender requests it due to dollar value (usually over 1k I think). if they required signatures for everything over 100 bucks, nothing would ever get delivered.what kind of clothes were they napa? Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 ok.Speedz, any advice on how to invest my retirement money?15" terminal meet my chocolate milk, chocolate milk, meet my 15" terminalI'm pretty sure that extends everywhere in my life. Is RonMex still under 35? I bet he loves that show.Age no, waist size maybe.you know one of the biggest reasons I don't want to get a bimmer? having to pull it into my shit ass houses' driveway. I mean putting a nice car in the driveway of my falling down house is just so... jesus, retarded doesn't begin to describe it.I traveled in Mississippi and Louisiana a lot. Saw a lot of Cadjalacks in driveways that were worth a lot more than the house.By a BMW cylcle.That's bullshit. UPS should definitely refund you, it was their fault. Don't big parcels like that require a signature? I don't have plans for halloween this year, feeling pretty disappointed about it.I am going as a toilet Shake is 100% correctamundo on UPS. We ship with them everyday. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 you know one of the biggest reasons I don't want to get a bimmer? having to pull it into my shit ass houses' driveway. I mean putting a nice car in the driveway of my falling down house is just so... jesus, retarded doesn't begin to describe it.You would fit right in, in Louisiana. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Age no, waist size maybe.You're very generous. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Apparently the ups place you need to call to tell them to hold packages doesn't have a working phone number. Perfect. The clothes were just some things from AE. Yes, I'm aware I shouldn't shop there but their jeans are comfy and last forever and their clothes are reasonably priced and decent quality. I figure I have at least one more year before I'm far to old to be shopping there. All in all it was around $100 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 You're very generous.Maybe when Mex was in high school. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 You know what Shake at least you own a home, I always found it amusing people who were renting at some shit hole apartment complex and would have a 50K car parked in their car port. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 waist size maybe.No chance he's under 35. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 No chance he's under 35.I fit in 34's the other day for the first time in almost 10 years. I was prettay prettay happy about it. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Too bad you still have to order prescription t-shirts for your GIANT SHOULDERS. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Too bad you still have to order prescription t-shirts for your GIANT SHOULDERS."Prescription t-shirts" is funny.I wear 32's, but they're a little loose. It's because I'm incredibly sexy. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 "Prescription t-shirts" is funny.In hindsight, "massive" would have been a better choice than "giant".I wear 32's, but they're a little loose. It's because I'm incredibly sexy.Oh, are we doing this? I wear anywhere from 32-34 depending on my current level of in-shapedness. So yeah, right now it's a 34. That's why I'm about to CUT OUT ALL CARBS. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Oh, are we doing this?I'm fresh out of hypotheticals.Also, listen to Randy or Wang when it comes to diet tips. They know their stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 #3 bestseller at Amazon...."About the AuthorRyan North, Matthew Bennardo, and David Malki ! met on an internet forum about talking dinosaurs. This book is the direct result of that and a myriad other factors. They have come a long way. " Link to post Share on other sites
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