JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Huh. I guess I need to call my sister. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 I was going to respond to this, but a commercial for Let Me In came on...I think I want to see it. The new Matt Damon movie too.I hope you mean this one, which I didn't even know about until the preview in the theater last night. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 A rare double-post.I will add that since I bought the sports pack for the Red Zone on comcast, I've been loving getting Fox Soccer for EPL and Serie A games every weekend. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 but no, this girl used to date his brother a long time ago and he said she's "like a sister to him" and so he was being all protective. just found out a few minutes ago (from her) that apparently he was just trying to fuck her himself. oh, it should also be noted that he just got married two weeks ago. cool guy.Your "good friend" picking skills have been found wanting. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 I hope you mean this one, which I didn't even know about until the preview in the theater last night.I did not mean that one, although I'd like to see that one as well. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie's iPad 0 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 but no, this girl used to date his brother a long time ago and he said she's "like a sister to him" and so he was being all protective. just found out a few minutes ago (from her) that apparently he was just trying to fuck her himself. oh, it should also be noted that he just got married two weeks ago. cool guy.That's not right. I'm going to kill this guy four times. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Your "good friend" picking skills have been found wanting.yeah I think I mainly said "good" friend for effect, but yeah, he's always been a douchebag, just hadn't quite gotten to this level before. I don't really ever hang out with him or talk to him or anything so it'll be a smooth transition into no longer being friends.on a related not: ShakeZuma now has an opening for a new friend. I'll be taking applications for the remainder of the weekend. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 on a related note: ShakeZuma now has an opening for a new friend. I'll be taking applications for the remainder of the weekend.Duke Manatee really fucked us all over by making such a phenomenal "strat job search" joke that it's intimidating to even try anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 11 User(s) are reading this topic (7 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)4 Members: loogie, loogie's iPadWorld are colliding!Alternatively: Back to the Future joke! Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 sounds like fantastic news for you/terrible for usThat would be a sad turn of events.yesDude, you mean, YES!oh also, had one of my good friends threaten to kill me at least 4 times tonight, so theres that. he was serious. it was about a girl. straight up bitchesYES!mk, finally got Freedom and started it this morning, YES! Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Tonight:A Big Tomato Pizza with, clockwise from bottom, hot dogs, apples and blue cheese, Doritos, and zucchini and carrots. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Awesomeness!!Tonight:A Big Tomato Pizza with, clockwise from bottom, hot dogs, apples and blue cheese, Doritos, and zucchini and carrots. Why? Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 LOL loogie. That's great. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 I dont get it....Did I ever mention that golf triggered one of my biggest semi-public blowups of this decade?Probably notAnyhoo, one of our poker game regulars made the mistake of inviting a few prudes to the gathering a while back. Since I like a festive atmosphere and all, I wasnt particularly thrilled when I showed up fashionably intoxicated and found all five televisions tuned to a program that features grown men knocking a ball into a hole while five thousand other mentally challenged folks followed them around gasping and applauding all dayAs the evening wore on, the gambling took a backseat to the "sport" and got to the point that I started playing Ms. PacMan between hands. When that got boring, I kicked the ole church key in passing gear and commenced discarding empty beer bottles at the approximate rate of an Gatling Gun pointed at John Wayne. Needless to say, once it was my turn to deal again it went from bad to worse..."Hey there Dr. Beeper...youre small blind""Oh.....(never looks away from boob tube)...sorry""....and I guess that makes you the big one there, Noonan""Uh...here ya go"(Beans deals cards and patiently waits for participants to acknowledge that fact)(three minutes and four seconds later)"Fellas"(muttering about wind)"You guys wanna just quit....""SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUSSSSSSHHHHHHH!.....Hes making a shot"Holy hell. I dont remember much about what happened after I was shushed, but the regulars fed me bits and pieces between belly laughs. Their favorite parts were asking the susher just how the hell he expected the guy putting on TV to hear me talking in my own shop eight hundred miles away and why the fuck he didnt have cable or satellite access at his own homeOf course, a few days later someone surfaced with one of those "QUIET PLEASE" signs that they hold up on TV...Its used most everytime I dealCarry on Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The games starting! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 just watched kick ass and then shutter island. shutter island comments are in the thread for it, but I'll just go ahead and say that I thought kick ass sucked right here. weird thing is I remember everybody getting all up in arms about hit girl, but she was the only redeemable part of the movie to me.and also, brv, go ahead and tell jesus to not worry about the fixing women thing. I'm gonna need him to concentrate on getting nic cage to never act again. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 just watched kick ass and then shutter island. shutter island comments are in the thread for it, but I'll just go ahead and say that I thought kick ass sucked right here. weird thing is I remember everybody getting all up in arms about hit girl, but she was the only redeemable part of the movie to me.and also, brv, go ahead and tell jesus to not worry about the fixing women thing. I'm gonna need him to concentrate on getting nic cage to never act again.Dammit Sal, how much face time do you think I get?! Link to post Share on other sites
Bearded in Absentia 0 Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Earlier today, right after the Ravens covered, I was kicked out of Hooters and asked never to return. While paying my tab, I discovered I was, to everyone's recollection, the first person to be perma-banned without drinking or harassing a waitress. At one point, there was this exchange:Wang: "Inappropriate language? This is a bar."Manager: "It's a Sunday afternoon. There are children here."Wang: "You're kicking me out because this guy" [points to a nearby white-trash dad with two kids under the age of 13 at his table] "wants to ogle girls half his age?"Manager: "Sir, I'm just asking you-"Wang: [to white-trash dad] "Hey buddy, this isn't a Chuck E Cheese."Wang: [to manager] "Just admit you're kicking me out because this guy is a bad father. Just say it." Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I was kicked out of Hooters and asked never to return.Wang: [to white-trash dad] "Hey buddy, this isn't a Chuck E Cheese."Wang: [to manager] "Just admit you're kicking me out because this guy is a bad father. Just say it."Oh man...I really need to somehow get you into my band of renegades We could rule the god damn world...In other news, I just found out that Ill be attending a Filter concert in a couple weeks. Thats not really the news...that will come shortly after the venue Link to post Share on other sites
Bearded in Absentia 0 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Oh man...I really need to somehow get you into my band of renegades We could rule the god damn world...Honestly, I've always just assumed that some day -- probably around 2015, when my first marriage falls apart -- that I would take a year of personal time, move to Arkansas, and spend my days doing odd jobs for you -- maybe some bookkeeping, helping out around the office, answering phones, or more likely working as a chauffeur and picking people up from jail -- in order to finance twice-weekly nights on the town so I can finally live the Hunter S. Thompson Gonzo Dream. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Honestly, I've always just assumed that some day -- probably around 2015, when my first marriage falls apart -- that I would take a year of personal time, move to Arkansas, and spend my days doing odd jobs for you -- maybe some bookkeeping, helping out around the office, answering phones, or more likely working as a chauffeur and picking people up from jail -- in order to finance twice-weekly nights on the town so I can finally live the Hunter S. Thompson Gonzo Dream.Its a date...Just keep me away from the pint of etherHows little bro doing at the nations largest retailer?I trust that he found his way to Macadoodles at the state line? Link to post Share on other sites
Bearded in Absentia 0 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Its a date...Just keep me away from the pint of etherHows little bro doing at the nations largest retailer?I trust that he found his way to Macadoodles at the state line?When his internship was over, he got a job offer, but on advice from his consigliere, who found out they were lowballing him, he turned them down and told them to call back when they wish to get competitive. They... will probably not be calling back, which makes me the worst consigliere ever. And, yeah, he spent about 5 hours a week at the Macadoodles. He sent me a picture last week of himself frowning in front of the liquor store near his place in East Lansing titled: "I Miss One Thing About Arkansas." Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Hunter S. Thompson Gonzo Dream.Speaking of....This is fantastic.http://www.edmontonjournal.com/news/Hunter...6315/story.html Link to post Share on other sites
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