I Called In Sick Today

[Skeleton Jelly 2]

3) I... had not thought of this. Thank you for ruining the next 24-48 hours of my life.

Which one are you hoping for? Encouraging or testing?Testing would make more sense to me. Encouraging would be kind of weird I think.Of course, much like sports betting, I have no idea what's going on in a woman's mind, so, you know.

[LadyGrey 6]

Which one are you hoping for? Encouraging or testing?Testing would make more sense to me. Encouraging would be kind of weird I think.Of course, much like sports betting, I have no idea what's going on in a woman's mind, so, you know.

With the 'encouraging' thing I was thinking of say, when a girl tries to act really cool about strippers. She wants her boyfriend to think she is fine with it (even though she really isn't) so she encourages him to go out to the strip club and maybe even claims to find strippers sexy too etc. Deep down she is uncomfortable and bitter, but she wants to be a cool, relaxed girlfriend, so she encourages the behaviour. In this situation, Jenny might feel insecure about the fact that her boyfriend has dated a chick who is arguably smarter, prettier, and more compatible with him than she is. To prove to Wang that she isn't jealous or threatened by Maggie, she befriends her and brings her up in conversations with him.

[brvheart 1,757]

it's like, have you spoken with guapo before? I would never trust him with that.

I have, and he seems like an a-ok dude to me.

[Bearded in Absentia 0]

1) Catching up with us, eh?2) Yeah I'm just on a kick with that word lately, used it in a review I wrote yesterday too. However, you do seem to be reacting pretty strongly to the idea that she might be moving and - gasp! - hasn't mentioned it to you yet. 3) Annoyed that I made a typo in that sentence. But: you're welcome.

1) I contend that the women I date are simply less photogenic than their totally banging looks would otherwise imply. I contend that so hard.2) It's not so much that she hasn't mentioned it to me, but that she made a point of telling Jenny. That is... troubling. 3) I spent about 30 seconds trying to figure out if I could avoid highlighting the typo. When I didn't like those options, I then considered just fixing it, but that seemed somehow tawdry.

Which one are you hoping for? Encouraging or testing?Testing would make more sense to me. Encouraging would be kind of weird I think.Of course, much like sports betting, I have no idea what's going on in a woman's mind, so, you know.

Testing. Testing for sure. Testing is normal, I think, and will give me a full supply of righteously indignant political capital that I can use to offset the inevitable mistakes I will make over the course of the next few weeks.Encouraging would be... I don't even know what to... Would it be all three of us at once? Where do I start? And more importantly, where do I finish?

[Skeleton Jelly 2]

In this situation, Jenny might feel insecure about the fact that her boyfriend has dated a chick who is arguably smarter, prettier, and more compatible with him than she is. To prove to Wang that she isn't jealous or threatened by Maggie, she befriends her and brings her up in conversations with him.

Interesting. Ok, now do testing.

1) I contend that so hard.3) I spent about 30 seconds trying to figure out if I could avoid highlighting the typo. When I didn't like those options, I then considered just fixing it, but that seemed somehow tawdry.

1) lol3) I fix typos when quoting.

Encouraging would be... I don't even know what to... Would it be all three of us at once? Where do I start? And more importantly, where do I finish?

Plus, the oils. You have to buy oils and stuff.

[Bearded in Absentia 0]

Plus, the oils. You have to buy oils and stuff.

Like... what stuff? What other kind of stuff is there? I know liquor. I know ribbed "for her" condoms. I know to make sure Simpsons DVDs are put away. Stuff?

[Skeleton Jelly 2]

Like... what stuff? What other kind of stuff is there? I know liquor. I know ribbed "for her" condoms. I know to make sure Simpsons DVDs are put away. Stuff?

Robes, new curtains, thick carpeting, and weirdo lighting.

[Bearded in Absentia 0]

Robes, new curtains, thick carpeting, and weirdo lighting.

Are these "in addition to" or "instead of?" Perhaps, if I buy new curtains, I can leave out Simpsons DVDs? Maybe just Season 6?

[Skeleton Jelly 2]

Are these "in addition to" or "instead of?" Perhaps, if I buy new curtains, I can leave out Simpsons DVDs? Maybe just Season 6?

Well, season 6 would certainly be the right season anyway.

[Tiltinagain 973]

1. Does anyone else think, or maybe hope is a better word, that Skeleton Jelly is another alter ego of Wang's? It's very interesting to imagine himhaving a conversation with himself on the thread and I can imagine him doing so in order to take the conversation the way he wants it to goor to influence other readers thought process/opinions on whatever subject he's discussing.2. Jenny, based on the photos you posted is HOT. Thinking otherwise is a waste of energy.3. Jenny and Maggie could be having a little fun at your expense. They have both talked about you, at length it seems, and obviously comparednotes. Maybe they are now using said information to play with your insecurities and idosyncrasies to have a little fun at your expense.4. While I hope your relationship continues to grow and be successful, in the future you may want to make a policy of only dating women fromoutside the social circle of previous girlfriends.

[ShakeZuma 585]

Robes, new curtains, thick carpeting, and weirdo lighting.

yes

[Skeleton Jelly 2]

1. Does anyone else think, or maybe hope is a better word, that Skeleton Jelly is another alter ego of Wang's? It's very interesting to imagine him having a conversation with himself on the thread and I can imagine him doing so in order to take the conversation the way he wants it to go or to influence other readers thought process/opinions on whatever subject he's discussing.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.I'm not sure how I feel about these new Nike "Boom!" commercials. I liked it the first time I saw the Cano and Bo one, but I got tired of them pretty quickly. Cano and Bo.

[Tiltinagain 973]

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.I'm not sure how I feel about these new Nike "Boom!" commercials. I liked it the first time I saw the Cano and Bo one, but I got tired of them pretty quickly. Cano and Bo.

ORLY??

[Theraflu 1,035]

Todd Margaret was fantastic.

[Theraflu 1,035]

The Social Network was somewhere between good and great. Pretty square in the middle of those two.

[ShakeZuma 585]

you know what else is good? anuses. not dudes anuses, but girls anuses. this is a horrible sentence. no it isn't. somebody shoot me. wang? I think wang should be the honorary person to shoot people with grammatical errors. and drunks. I'm both. guess I'm gettin shot.

[ShakeZuma 585]

oh also, had one of my good friends threaten to kill me at least 4 times tonight, so theres that. he was serious. it was about a girl. straight up bitches

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

1. Does anyone else think, or maybe hope is a better word, that Skeleton Jelly is another alter ego of Wang's? It's very interesting to imagine himhaving a conversation with himself on the thread and I can imagine him doing so in order to take the conversation the way he wants it to goor to influence other readers thought process/opinions on whatever subject he's discussing.

I can definitely see this being true.

[ShakeZuma 585]

brvheart: women are terrible, can you talk to jesus about this? shit needs to get corrected quick like.

[El Guapo 8]

Hey Shake I am drinking wine, and lots because our friends left early because their kids sucks. So more wine for me, hi. My sentence is possibly worse than yours, but I am not drunk: YET. Oh ya, so the significance of them leaving is because the didn't drink it. But I am.EDIT: My wife just gave me her glass. win WIN!

[brvheart 1,757]

brvheart: women are terrible, can you talk to jesus about this? shit needs to get corrected quick like.

I'm on it.

[speedz99 145]

I know this isn't politically correct, but someone needs to say it, and that someone is me. Dwarves should not be allowed to play tennis within eyeshot of a busy street.

2) "Fixated" is a strong word.

And yet, apt.

In this situation, Jenny might feel insecure about the fact that her boyfriend has dated a chick who is arguably smarter, prettier, and more compatible with him than she is. To prove to Wang that she isn't jealous or threatened by Maggie, she befriends her and brings her up in conversations with him.

Women...y'all really get each other. I mean, I could've guessed the same thing, but you seem to be smack dab in the middle of this girl's mindgrapes.

Encouraging would be... I don't even know what to... Would it be all three of us at once? Where do I start? And more importantly, where do I finish?

I was going to respond to this, but a commercial for Let Me In came on...I think I want to see it. The new Matt Damon movie too.

you know what else is good? anuses. not dudes anuses, but girls anuses.

oh also, had one of my good friends threaten to kill me at least 4 times tonight, so theres that. he was serious. it was about a girl. straight up bitches

So...you fucked your buddy's girlfriend in the ass?

brvheart: women are terrible, can you talk to jesus about this? shit needs to get corrected quick like.

I'm on it.

These made me laugh.

[brvheart 1,757]

My professor is pretty squirrelly.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

My professor is pretty squirrelly.

Yeah I'm not going to do your homework.

[ShakeZuma 585]

So...you fucked your buddy's girlfriend in the ass?

no, and I'm not sure where all the anus talk came from. drunk shake can be unpredictable!but no, this girl used to date his brother a long time ago and he said she's "like a sister to him" and so he was being all protective. just found out a few minutes ago (from her) that apparently he was just trying to fuck her himself. oh, it should also be noted that he just got married two weeks ago. cool guy.