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I can't tell if you're making fun of me for posting such an uninteresting and unrelated (to the thread) link, but I think you are.
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i've always wanted to have sex in a spa steamroom. trip report please.
I pretty much read everything from late July to present, and this is all I felt like quoting. In my experience, steamroom sex is even more uncomfortable than regular, air-conditioned bedroom sex. I met a girl, Bryn, a few weekends ago at work. I got her number. The next day, my mother sent me a text message asking if I know Bryn. I have been taking circuitous routes, doubling back, running red lights, and changing outfits 5 times a day for the last fortnight. I figure if Shake brought the original back, I might as well, too. Also: I have been learning a little bit about DOS
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In my experience, steamroom sex is even more uncomfortable than regular, air-conditioned bedroom sex.
Wait...According to the crack researchers at, um, Cracked, older siblings are generally taller, smarter, and healthier than their younger siblings, but the younger siblings have more sex.The more you know.
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I pretty much read everything from late July to present, and this is all I felt like quoting. In my experience, steamroom sex is even more uncomfortable than regular, air-conditioned bedroom sex. I met a girl, Bryn, a few weekends ago at work. I got her number. The next day, my mother sent me a text message asking if I know Bryn. I have been taking circuitous routes, doubling back, running red lights, and changing outfits 5 times a day for the last fortnight. I figure if Shake brought the original back, I might as well, too. Also: I have been learning a little bit about DOS
I thought it was ok. After ten years, my wife and are pretty comfortable with each other though so maybe we just made it work.
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The phrasing "even more uncomfortable" seems to imply a level of discomfort with normal relations. This strikes me as odd as most of you have been having relations far longer and more successfully than me. I don't really know where I'm going with this. I guess things went swimmingly with the bastion of morality from your discontinued date story?

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The phrasing "even more uncomfortable" seems to imply a level of discomfort with normal relations. This strikes me as odd as most of you have been having relations far longer and more successfully than me. I don't really know where I'm going with this. I guess things went swimmingly with the bastion of morality from your discontinued date story?
I'm going to be honest about something: I'm no longer terrible with women. If I walk into a social situation, a pretty good percentage of the female population will be interested in me after a few hours. I'm no longer hideously ugly, which helps, but the big thing is: I've got charisma. I've been denying this for a while, and finally, a few weeks ago, I realized that I've been basically lying. The simple truth is, I'm uncomfortable with the notion of myself as attractive. Many women think I'm kind of good looking, and they think I'm charming, and they think I'm funny, and, basically, they think I'm desirable. I... don't like that. First of all, it means I can't be the underdog anymore. I don't have to "wear them down" because all I have is "tenacity and sheer force of will (and large doses of force-fed alcohol)." Secondly, it means that if I'm not getting laid, I have only my laziness to blame. So I've been with my fair share of women, and probably a few other people's share, too. Despite this, I've always been slightly awkward with sex, and that has NOT gone away. It probably never will. So, yes: I experience a relatively high level of discomfort with normal sexual relations. As far as the discontinued date story: I am not exaggerating when I say that I spent about 20 hours trying to write up parts II and III, but I could never make it work. I'm serious. The only versions that work are, well... just not true. The problem is, in Part II, I finally realized what it is that women mean when they say, "You're intimidating." I've heard that, from time to time, and I never understood until halfway through my date with Jo. She was telling me what she's interested in -- The Supreme Court, Parliamentary Procedure, Ethics, Etc. -- and with NO EXCEPTIONS I knew more about the subject in question than she did. If we were talking about The Supreme Court, I would get excited and start talking about how fascinating the due process clause and process of incorporation are. If we were talking about ethics, I would get excited and quote Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Morals ("Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law"). No matter what came up, I would just want to share the stuff I found interesting. I didn't care whether she was familiar with the information or not. If she was, cool. If not, I'd take the chance to share and explain. By the end of the dinner, she was demoralized. At one point, she mentioned that her best skill was communication, and in her experience, men struggle to communicate, whereas women do not. Well, I'm probably the most gifted communicator this girl has ever met. I was just about to tell her, good news!, I can communicate quite well. Then I realized, I'd been accidentally showing her up all night. I honestly didn't MEAN to show her up, I was just... Anyway, the full story is longer, but it basically reads like: "Hey, look how awesome Wang is!" and I didn't want to post it. Kisses,Wang
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I'm going to be honest about something: I'm no longer terrible with women. If I walk into a social situation, a pretty good percentage of the female population will be interested in me after a few hours. I'm no longer hideously ugly, which helps, but the big thing is: I've got charisma. I've been denying this for a while, and finally, a few weeks ago, I realized that I've been basically lying. The simple truth is, I'm uncomfortable with the notion of myself as attractive. Many women think I'm kind of good looking, and they think I'm charming, and they think I'm funny, and, basically, they think I'm desirable. I... don't like that. First of all, it means I can't be the underdog anymore. I don't have to "wear them down" because all I have is "tenacity and sheer force of will (and large doses of force-fed alcohol)." Secondly, it means that if I'm not getting laid, I have only my laziness to blame. So I've been with my fair share of women, and probably a few other people's share, too. Despite this, I've always been slightly awkward with sex, and that has NOT gone away. It probably never will. So, yes: I experience a relatively high level of discomfort with normal sexual relations. As far as the discontinued date story: I am not exaggerating when I say that I spent about 20 hours trying to write up parts II and III, but I could never make it work. I'm serious. The only versions that work are, well... just not true. The problem is, in Part II, I finally realized what it is that women mean when they say, "You're intimidating." I've heard that, from time to time, and I never understood until halfway through my date with Jo. She was telling me what she's interested in -- The Supreme Court, Parliamentary Procedure, Ethics, Etc. -- and with NO EXCEPTIONS I knew more about the subject in question than she did. If we were talking about The Supreme Court, I would get excited and start talking about how fascinating the due process clause and process of incorporation are. If we were talking about ethics, I would get excited and quote Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Morals ("Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law"). No matter what came up, I would just want to share the stuff I found interesting. I didn't care whether she was familiar with the information or not. If she was, cool. If not, I'd take the chance to share and explain. By the end of the dinner, she was demoralized. At one point, she mentioned that her best skill was communication, and in her experience, men struggle to communicate, whereas women do not. Well, I'm probably the most gifted communicator this girl has ever met. I was just about to tell her, good news!, I can communicate quite well. Then I realized, I'd been accidentally showing her up all night. I honestly didn't MEAN to show her up, I was just... Anyway, the full story is longer, but it basically reads like: "Hey, look how awesome Wang is!" and I didn't want to post it. Kisses,Wang
Hey, don't worry too much. If you were really that good a communicator, you'd have figured out a way to write the story that was both true and good. You're still solidly in underdog territory.
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Welcome back. I assumed you meant physical discomfort. Ouch stole my joke. You're studying accounting, yes? The more stories of yours I read, the more I'm certain that you're going to want to murder yourself when you get an accounting job.

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