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I'm sure that's part of it. Conservative, christian, southern (plus cowboy in your name), superproud of your superarian looking wife...it all kind of screams "RACIST". "RACIST!"
plus, all the weekend lynchings.
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I'm sure that's part of it. Conservative, christian, southern (plus cowboy in your name), superproud of your superarian looking wife...it all kind of screams "RACIST". "RACIST!"
I think it's really weird that belief in God = racist to you. would i be less of a racist if i had married my brunette ex-gf?
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It's true. Things were stale and very boring around FCP for a while...I only came back because I was informed about a new superthread. Something about calling in sick (today).
Did you hear that it died? Did you mourn?
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Speaking of lynching, how dumb are these guys?lbdemo-1.jpg
when I first looked at this, I didn't see the header and just assumed you meant all black people as "these guys." I really, really enjoyed that.
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I think it's really weird that belief in God = racist to you. would i be less of a racist if i had married my brunette ex-gf?
I actually don't equate religion with racism at all. Any stereotypes I assign you revolve around being from Texas......blame Friday Night Lights not me. The lame-stream media is all-powerful.My wife just tried to bribe me to have sex with the promise of Ore Ida tater tots. She knows me all too well. (We hooked up last night and this morning and I am tired. You probably need that info.)
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I actually don't equate religion with racism at all. Any stereotypes I assign you revolve around being from Texas......blame Friday Night Lights not me. The lame-stream media is all-powerful.My wife just tried to bribe me to have sex with the promise of Ore Ida tater tots. She knows me all too well.
You...don't...want...sex?edit: Edit's are for faggots.
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My wife just tried to bribe me to have sex with the promise of Ore Ida tater tots. She knows me all too well.
Something about this does not compute.Edit: Yeah, they are.Double faggot: Who calls it hooking up when it's with your wife?
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Something about this does not compute.
Full conversation:Me: All you made for dinner is salad? I had salad for lunch.Her: I didn't know. You don't need more than salad anyway. (chuckle)Me: I'm making tater tots later.Her: No you are not.Me: Yes I am.(CaneBrain starts tickling his wife)Her: You can have the tater tots if we have sex again tonight.Me: Did you just try to proposition me with tater tots?Her: (raises eyebrows)Me: Ok.Jesus. You guys are both fast and clearly don't get enough sex. Also, I differentiate between intercourse (sex) and hooking up (oral sex). Sorry. I just wanted to share a funny story about sex and potatoes and you guys shit all over it.
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Heh.There's still nothing about this that makes sense.
We have sex every day, sometimes twice. She is extra horny lately because she is not working and super bored. Frankly, I am not really in the mood tonight but she is......so she bribed me with tater tots. There's your insight into marriage for the week. The sex does not stop when you get married unless your wife sucks......it stops (to a degree) when you have kids. Your welcome. I thought a story about me prostituting myself for a potato snack would be entertaining.We just did it in a steam room yesterday, also.
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Jesus. You guys are both fast and clearly don't get enough sex. Also, I differentiate between intercourse (sex) and hooking up (oral sex).
Enough with the edits!Or maybe your threshold for enough sex is too low.I always thought "hooking up" was more like one night stands or casual sex.
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I thought a story about me prostituting myself for a potato snack would be entertaining.
You're just being defensive because your wife thinks you're fat.I never said your story wasn't interesting.
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You're just being defensive because your wife thinks you're fat.I never said your story wasn't interesting.
woah, woah, woah. I'm defensive because I AM fat. No one cares what a woman thinks.
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Hooking up isnt limited to oral sex. And you dont hook up with your wife. You hook up with a random at a party. Or you hook up with a girl you know but have never been with before. Or you repeatedly hook up with a girl who you arent in a relationship with. But you certainly dont hook up with your wife. Now me, I could hook up with your wife, you know, if I was attractive and you werent hungry for tator tots.

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Really funny stuff, guys...The stroke stuff and jubis "quack" remark had me giggling like one of sals galsIn other news...

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Speedy, pm me or Rando for some exercise advice...Youre lookin a little over the weather
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Really funny stuff, guys...The stroke stuff and jubis "quack" remark had me giggling like one of sals galsIn other news...Speedy, pm me or Rando for some exercise advice...Youre lookin a little over the weather
I sit on my ass 65-70 hours a week for my job and I have a ruptured disc in my back. Feel free to just say the exercise advice in the thread, I really would like to lose 20-30 lbs but it is proving difficult. I do weigh about 7 lbs less than I did when that picture was taken but it has been a struggle.The tater tots tonight probably did not help but man they were delicious.
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I actually don't equate religion with racism at all. Any stereotypes I assign you revolve around being from Texas......blame Friday Night Lights not me. The lame-stream media is all-powerful.
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We have sex every day, sometimes twice. She is extra horny lately because she is not working and super bored. Frankly, I am not really in the mood tonight but she is......so she bribed me with tater tots. There's your insight into marriage for the week. The sex does not stop when you get married unless your wife sucks......it stops (to a degree) when you have kids. Your welcome. I thought a story about me prostituting myself for a potato snack would be entertaining.We just did it in a steam room yesterday, also.
It was.....and true dat.
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