I Called In Sick Today

[JoeyJoJo 18]

Kind of like a vet is a real doctor.

Damn. That was probably the perfect reply.

[Roll the Bones 74]

i mean, she really does look a lot like my wife, who almost won the "most attractive spouse/gf" competition a few years ago.

Man, I am old. I don't even remember us having that contest here.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

Man, I am old. I don't even remember us having that contest here.

shit man, maybe you did have that stroke. Deb won, how could you forget?

[JoeyJoJo 18]

Man, I am old. I don't even remember us having that contest here.

Most Attractive GF/SpouseGrinderMJ [ 29 ] [55.77%]Naked Cowboy [ 18 ] [34.62%]Theraflu [ 5 ] [9.62%]GrinderMJ hangs onto his girlfriend just long enough to claim his award.

[speedz99 145]

What else is on your short list and what does a city need to have to make the list?

Anywhere in MA. Philly. Scottsdale. Chicago. NYC. Portland, OR. Maybe others...really just areas where I have close friends.

Kind of like a vet is a real doctor.

Hey, I can treat every species but one. Including ducks.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

Hey, I can treat every species but one. Including ducks.

Quack

[vbnautilus 48]

btw your baby is cute. how do the dogs like her?

Thanks. They give a sniff every once in a while, but other than that they are not interested. I figure the peak of the daughter/dog relationship is going to be when she can take them for a walk on her own. You know, start pulling her own weight a little bit.

[CaneBrain 95]

Thanks. They give a sniff every once in a while, but other than that they are not interested. I figure the peak of the daughter/dog relationship is going to be when she can take them for a walk on her own. You know, start pulling her own weight a little bit.

Cute baby. Instill that work ethic young.....good idea.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

Did I miss where VB posted pics of his kid or is this "other forum" stuff again?Hey, remember when speedz used to post on NWP instead of here?

[Naked_Cowboy 0]

Thanks. They give a sniff every once in a while, but other than that they are not interested. I figure the peak of the daughter/dog relationship is going to be when she can take them for a walk on her own. You know, start pulling her own weight a little bit.

pirate was the same way with mason. Now mason likes to feed him, so they're forming a much deeper food-based bond. when you get enough pictures you want to keep you should consider hiring my wife. j/s

[JoeyJoJo 18]

when you get enough pictures you want to keep you should consider hiring my wife. j/s

To do what?Did I have a Randy-like stroke? What's going on?

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

baby-oriented dog training

[Naked_Cowboy 0]

To do what?Did I have a Randy-like stroke? What's going on?

mute your computer and click here:http://kaleidoscopealbums.com/index2.phpit's her company. she's started to do baby albums as well.

[Roll the Bones 74]

Cute baby. Instill that work ethic young.....good idea.

I always say two of the proudest moments my son ever gave me was his first trip to the fridge to get me a beer and the first trip to the store to buy me beer.

baby-oriented dog training

hahaha

[speedz99 145]

mute your computer and click here:http://kaleidoscopealbums.com/index2.phpit's her company. she's started to do baby albums as well.

I almost choked on my tuna sandwich because I was laughing so hard at that website. I can't remember why, but I think I've always suspected that you're a closet racist (not, like, making jokes racist, actually hating minorities racist), and the fact that your wife's company name could be looked at as a KKK reference is absurdly perfect and hilarious to me. I mean, I guess that realistically you're probably a very good, non-racist person, but it's funnier this way.

[Theraflu 1,035]

mute your computer and click here:http://kaleidoscopealbums.com/index2.phpit's her company. she's started to do baby albums as well.

She want to come to Boston and do my wedding?

[JoeyJoJo 18]

She want to come to Boston and do my wedding?

Not pictured: For Free?

[El Guapo 8]

I always say two of the proudest moments my son ever gave me was his first trip to the fridge to get me a beer and the first trip to the store to buy me beer.

And now you are a vegan hippy running barefoot through the woods having strokes. What the hell happened?

[El Guapo 8]

She want to come to Boston and do my wedding party?

Not cool Theraflu. That's his wife your talking about, not Voldy's.

[CaneBrain 95]

Did I miss where VB posted pics of his kid or is this "other forum" stuff again?Hey, remember when speedz used to post on NWP instead of here?

facebook.

[vbnautilus 48]

Hey, remember when speedz used to post on NWP instead of here?

Is this.... true? Speedz?

mute your computer

why does the website have to make that music. such a feaux pas. fauxe pas. pho-pah.

[El Guapo 8]

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[Naked_Cowboy 0]

I almost choked on my tuna sandwich because I was laughing so hard at that website. I can't remember why, but I think I've always suspected that you're a closet racist (not, like, making jokes racist, actually hating minorities racist), and the fact that your wife's company name could be looked at as a KKK reference is absurdly perfect and hilarious to me. I mean, I guess that realistically you're probably a very good, non-racist person, but it's funnier this way.

It used to be Kaleigh Karin Albums, because that's her name.Now it's Kaleidoscope Albums because no one could spell her name. There an A and a D between the Ks... Is it just me being a conservative that makes you think i'm a racist?

why does the website have to make that music. such a feaux pas. fauxe pas. pho-pah.

Yeah, i've asked her to take it off repeatedly. I will ask again. She turned it off once at my request and had 2 of her clients email her that they missed it. Her main clients are high end photographers, and they are generally weirdos.

[speedz99 145]

Is this.... true? Speedz?

It's true. Things were stale and very boring around FCP for a while...I only came back because I was informed about a new superthread. Something about calling in sick (today).

[speedz99 145]

Kaleigh Karin Kaleidoscope Albums. Heh.

Is it just me being a conservative that makes you think i'm a racist?

I'm sure that's part of it. Conservative, christian, southern (plus cowboy in your name), superproud of your superarian looking wife...it all kind of screams "RACIST". "RACIST!"