ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 But isn't part of what makes her hot the idea that she actually would do something like that?And I don't think tricking somebody is funny when the trick is pointless. Whether it really happened or not has no bearing on anyone's life in any way (except providing hours of forum discussion).jesus christ dude did you not see her tits? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 on another note, can someone explain how the ordering of transactions makes people go into overdraft more easily? don't you look at the balance? also, how do you go into OD multiple times? wouldn't that require raising the balance above zero, then going back into OD? or do US banks charge a separate OD fee per transaction while the balance is negative? (my bank charges $5 if I go into my OD and that $5 covers me until the end of the month, so the most i can pay in OD fees in one year is $60)because if they're arranging it by biggest (I'm guessing recent?) transaction, then that could have been a week ago but you're made 30 different little one's since then and I'm imagining that the balance is listed beside the transaction (it is on my banks site) so you're just looking at your balance from a week ago thinking it's current. and I think the multiple overdraft charges are one of the skeezy things they were talking about. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 jesus christ dude did you not see her tits?i'd like to. maybe i need to reinstate my FB account.you know who the real loser in this hoax thing is? the jetblue guy. he totally would have been PPOTI if Jenny hadn't one upped him with her implied breastieness. in fact, i wouldn't be surprised if the REAL brains behind Jenny weren't JetBlue themselves - they dodged a nice bullet thanks to her. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 on another note, can someone explain how the ordering of transactions makes people go into overdraft more easily? don't you look at the balance? also, how do you go into OD multiple times? wouldn't that require raising the balance above zero, then going back into OD? or do US banks charge a separate OD fee per transaction while the balance is negative? (my bank charges $5 if I go into my OD and that $5 covers me until the end of the month, so the most i can pay in OD fees in one year is $60)because if they're arranging it by biggest (I'm guessing recent?) transaction, then that could have been a week ago but you're made 30 different little one's since then and I'm imagining that the balance is listed beside the transaction (it is on my banks site) so you're just looking at your balance from a week ago thinking it's current. and I think the multiple overdraft charges are one of the skeezy things they were talking about.you're rusty, dude. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 nope, it had actually just molted on my wall. fucking asshole is still here somewhere.And the hits just keep on coming.Sweet dreams!perhaps you should consider moving to a real city, you piece of shit?Heh.edit: i have seen CB's wife (worlds collide, etc) she is cut from the same mold as my wife. feel free to cheer.You like using this line, as if just saying she's attractive wouldn't be enough...although it's sweet that you like to remind us that you think your wife is hot.See, I can't say stuff like that without it sounding sarcastic. I started thinking about this a few minutes after posting it. Yeah, maybe I did that out of order, but whatever. Anyway, the whole friends and family thing is a pretty big limiting factor, so let's make it an SUV-sized time machine (or hot tub sized) and you can take several people with you.That really doesn't help all that much...although it does help some. It would probably satisfy the friend issue, but there aren't many parents out there who would be willing to go for a ride in a time machine. Though it would alleviate some of the guilt if the parents were at least invited and turned it down. I think 100 years is the minimum if you're going to do it, but if I did it, I would want to go some outlandish figure into the future, like 100,000 years or something. Sure, there's the possibility that the world has changed so much that I wouldn't survive more than a few minutes, but...wait, I'm doing that thinking thing again. Maybe I wouldn't want to go that far ahead. Hmm.Well, can we only use it once? I'd like to move forward 100 years, check things out, move forward another 100, etc., until I find a time period that I think is sufficiently awesome enough to stay in for a while. For me, that would be the point...finding a futuristic paradise. If it was just about satisfying curiosity we'd be talking about going far enough into the future to reach the end of time, which wouldn't be all that much fun.I didn't know anything about Chive. But I just don't understand why it's funny if it's not real.Hoaxes are sort of funny, if only for the people that perpetrate them or are in the know in some way or another. In high school I used to amuse myself by telling people that Dave Thomas from Wendy's had died. "Heart attack, man, too many bacon cheeseburgers." He was just famous and well-liked enough for people to be mildly shocked and sad, but not famous or well-liked enough for them to actually care or want to follow up on the story. It was funny for me...but I suppose not funny in general and sort of creepy. What were we talking about? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 You like using this line, as if just saying she's attractive wouldn't be enough...although it's sweet that you like to remind us that you think your wife is hot.you forgot to mention that you get 'cut from the same cloth' or 'cast from the same mold', but i'm not about to let a sleeping dog have his day in the sun. Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 i mean, she really does look a lot like my wife, who almost won the "most attractive spouse/gf" competition a few years ago. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 i mean, she really does look a lot like my wife, who almost won the "most attractive spouse/gf" competition a few years ago.yeah, it's not an uncanny resemblance or anything but they are pretty similar. Does your wife also have hot friends? Maybe they travel in packs......my wife's friends are really hot as a group. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Hey, how 'bout we get to decide for ourselves on their resemblance?I think NC posted his wife with their Don Rickles baby, so you're up Cane.Edit: Return requests will not be granted. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Does your wife also have hot friends? Maybe they travel in packs......I refuse to believe that you didn't know this to be a well documented phenomenon. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 <----------------hasn't had relations in a steam room. Getting a quote now.<---------------------- Inviting Quack and MK over for a 3 some.. Bigger winner.That is all. ehh, maybe if she was a 5, then doing that could give her a bump into doable country. but she was already way past a 5.on another note, can someone explain how the ordering of transactions makes people go into overdraft more easily? don't you look at the balance? also, how do you go into OD multiple times? wouldn't that require raising the balance above zero, then going back into OD? or do US banks charge a separate OD fee per transaction while the balance is negative? (my bank charges $5 if I go into my OD and that $5 covers me until the end of the month, so the most i can pay in OD fees in one year is $60)Big money maker. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Hey, how 'bout we get to decide for ourselves on their resemblance?I think NC posted his wife with their Don Rickles baby, so you're up Cane.Edit: Return requests will not be granted.Yeah like you would ever share anything about yourself, weirdo. Actually, maybe we are the weirdos. If VB or NC want to post something from my facebook they can.....I am an internet moron and can never figure out how to post pictures on here.I refuse to believe that you didn't know this to be a well documented phenomenon.See, in my experience, it is a bit all over the place. The phenomenon I always witnesses was that a group of pretty good looking girls would always have the DUFF, designated ugly fat friend, around to make themselves look better by comparison.Lefty, it is pretty weird that you put all that together. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Lefty, it is pretty weird that you put all that together.I know, right? It's like he can READ your MIND. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Yeah like you would ever share anything about yourself, weirdo. Actually, maybe we are the weirdos. If VB or NC want to post something from my facebook they can.....I am an internet moron and can never figure out how to post pictures on here.See, in my experience, it is a bit all over the place. The phenomenon I always witnesses was that a group of pretty good looking girls would always have the DUFF, designated ugly fat friend, aka Grenades around to make themselves look better by comparison.Lefty, it is pretty weird that you put all that together.thought loogies pic was very funny and reminded me of a London bathroom, didn't George Michael get arrested for doing something in a bathroom?Jealous u and NC have to watch? No homo. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 I've seen both of their wives and I can confirm that they have both married up. Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 I've seen both of their wives and I can confirm that they have both married up.no argument here.btw your baby is cute. how do the dogs like her? Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 btw your baby is cute. how do the dogs like her?With peanut butter.What? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 See, in my experience, it is a bit all over the place. The phenomenon I always witnesses was that a group of pretty good looking girls would always have the DUFF, designated ugly fat friend, around to make themselves look better by comparison.But that's still traveling in a group of good looking girls. The one DUFF (or whatever we want to call it) is just the exception to prove the rule. Hey, are any of your wife's hot friends single, moving to the Boston area, and into vet students? What do you think, maybe?I've seen both of their wives and I can confirm that they have both married up.Dude, come on. How are you not thinking about the funny and phrasing it as their wives marrying down? Get your head in the game. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 But that's still traveling in a group of good looking girls. The one DUFF (or whatever we want to call it) is just the exception to prove the rule. Hey, are any of your wife's hot friends single, moving to the Boston area, and into vet students? What do you think, maybe?Dude, come on. How are you not thinking about the funny and phrasing it as their wives marrying down? Get your head in the game.I've heard it both ways.Many of them are single, actually, but none of them are into gay guys moving to Boston. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Oh well. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Oh well.We have animal hospitals in Miami. You should consider taking your talents to South beach. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 We have animal hospitals in Miami. You should consider taking your talents to South beach.In three years, if I do a one year internship, Tampa is on my short list. That's pretty much Miami, right? Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 In three years, if I do a one year internship, Tampa is on my short list. That's pretty much Miami, right?Yeah, kind of like San Francisco is Los Angeles.What else is on your short list and what does a city need to have to make the list? Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Yeah, kind of like San Francisco is Los Angeles.What else is on your short list and what does a city need to have to make the list?Kind of like a vet is a real doctor. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 We have animal hospitals in Miami. You should consider taking your talents to South beach.It's a DOUBLE ENTENDRE! Link to post Share on other sites
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