I Called In Sick Today

[CaneBrain 95]

<----------------has had relations in a steam room.<----------------------Big winner.That is all.

[WordsOfTheProphet 0]

Strategy yo ass on here like 12 hours a day? Or you just happen to be posting every time I check?

[loogie 115]

has had relations in a steam room.

hold on...editing

[Voldemort 0]

This been posted in here?McNugget lady.

[strategy 4]

hate cronenbergmcnugget lady was clearly on meth

[Voldemort 0]

<----------------has had relations in a steam room.<----------------------Big winner.That is all.

Bink

[leftygolfer 7]

Where's that hot coffee when you need it?

[leftygolfer 7]

hate cronenbergmcnugget lady was clearly on meth

She later admitted she was drunk

[loogie 115]

has had relations in a steam room.

Big winner.

[strategy 4]

I guess we have all dismissed the possibility that we're cheering on steamy sex between two really ugly people?granted, CB's social status makes it more likely that his wife is attractive

[Voldemort 0]

She later admitted she was drunk

I thought it was a 40oz she threw through the window.

[Naked_Cowboy 0]

<----------------has had relations in a steam room.<----------------------Big winner.That is all.

edit: i have seen CB's wife (worlds collide, etc) she is cut from the same mold as my wife. feel free to cheer.

[mk 11]

This been posted in here?McNugget lady.

wow, pcp really must give someone superhuman strength. lol @ when multiple people are trying to close the window and failing.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

That's an interesting question. I feel like the only reason to use it would be to get to a point where your friends and family would be out of the picture so you could start fresh...or just out of curiosity about what's going to happen in a few dozen, hundred, or thousand years. I wouldn't use it, mostly because I'd feel like I was abandoning everyone I know, which sounds pretty self-centered (assuming they'd care), but whatever. Ok, maybe I'd use it if my parents, brother, and nephew died...it'd be cool to see (and live in) the future.

I started thinking about this a few minutes after posting it. Yeah, maybe I did that out of order, but whatever. Anyway, the whole friends and family thing is a pretty big limiting factor, so let's make it an SUV-sized time machine (or hot tub sized) and you can take several people with you. I think 100 years is the minimum if you're going to do it, but if I did it, I would want to go some outlandish figure into the future, like 100,000 years or something. Sure, there's the possibility that the world has changed so much that I wouldn't survive more than a few minutes, but...wait, I'm doing that thinking thing again. Maybe I wouldn't want to go that far ahead. Hmm.Also, that Chive "hoax" is the gayest gay that ever gayed.

[El Guapo 8]

I jumped into action, removing a sock and smashing him good.

You stopped halfway through taking your talents to south beach to kill a spider? You must really hate spiders.

[loogie 115]

has had relations in a steam room.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

<----------------has had relations in a steam room.<----------------------Big winner.That is all.

big fucking deal. i'm pretty sure at least one of my cousins or something has been in a steam room before. call us back when you bang your....oh, nice!

[CaneBrain 95]

I guess we have all dismissed the possibility that we're cheering on steamy sex between two really ugly people?granted, CB's social status makes it more likely that his wife is attractive

hah.I can relate to really, really wanting chicken mcnuggets but that is over the line.thanks for the backup, NC.instead of hilarious pics, I get little red x's so this thread will be much funnier for me after work. stupid filters.

[SBriand 4]

I am confused. Was that Chive thing supposed to be taken seriously? Was that their intention? I see Chive and my brain tells me that I am about to look at comedy. I don't understand the issue.In regards to time travel, I would go very far. Most likely die but I will take the risk to see...250,000 years ahead.

[Roll the Bones 74]

[stagewhisper]Did Uncle Rando have a stroke? What does "9 months of severence is shot to hell in 9 months but the timing works" mean? [/]

I read it as: "she had 9 months of seveance pay and it's taken 9 months to find a job, so no double dipping, but the timing works because shefound a job right when her severance pay ran out".Only shorter.

I need to hire you as a translator, kinda like Beaver Cleaver's mom in the Airplane movies who translated the jive talk.

If there was a time machine that only went forward in time, would you use it?You could set it to go as far into the future as you like, but you could never go back once you're there.

I'l have to think on this. Can we have a stop button that let's us glimpse to see if it's somewhat safe, atmosphere wise?

Unless of course time is a loop.

Well, then you could go full circle and come back in the past still, which is another option. I'd have been a badass as a medieval knight.

<----------------has had relations in a steam room.<----------------------Big winner.That is all.

SCORE!

hate cronenbergmcnugget lady was clearly on meth

I actually came here with the intent of posting the MethNugget lady to see if strat knew her, but since he's already commented the next obvious is a joke about it being Ron's new girlfriend, not that I'm funny enough to actually make the joke.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

I am confused. Was that Chive thing supposed to be taken seriously? Was that their intention? I see Chive and my brain tells me that I am about to look at comedy. I don't understand the issue.

I didn't know anything about Chive. But I just don't understand why it's funny if it's not real.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

I didn't know anything about Chive. But I just don't understand why it's funny if it's not real.

oh, see, it's a little funny if you know it's not real. it's way funnier if i know it's not real but you don't. and, irregardless of how funny it is, it was 33 pictures of a HOPA, which is always worth checking out.

[SBriand 4]

I didn't know anything about Chive. But I just don't understand why it's funny if it's not real.

I agree, wasn't that funny for me. It reminded me of a bad snl skit. I think that thing was linked by *half the people I have on facebook and now half of them are posting how...upset they are that they found out it is not real. *yes sal, you are one of them, although you only cared cause she was hot so fake or not, you should be ok.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

But isn't part of what makes her hot the idea that she actually would do something like that?And I don't think tricking somebody is funny when the trick is pointless. Whether it really happened or not has no bearing on anyone's life in any way (except providing hours of forum discussion).

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

ehh, maybe if she was a 5, then doing that could give her a bump into doable country. but she was already way past a 5.on another note, can someone explain how the ordering of transactions makes people go into overdraft more easily? don't you look at the balance? also, how do you go into OD multiple times? wouldn't that require raising the balance above zero, then going back into OD? or do US banks charge a separate OD fee per transaction while the balance is negative? (my bank charges $5 if I go into my OD and that $5 covers me until the end of the month, so the most i can pay in OD fees in one year is $60)