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to jumpstart things, let's go to another topic: DIET.remember in 2007 when I was like, I think I'm gonna eat once per day, and you all were like, yep that's a terrible idea? I'm doing it again. I got plenty of money and there's probably stuff in the fridge, but the reward:effort doesn't seem enticing until I'm in starvation mode.edit: oh geezedit2: EDIT DIET WOOF

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to jumpstart things, let's go to another topic: DIET.remember in 2007 when I was like, I think I'm gonna eat once per day, and you all were like, yep that's a terrible idea? I'm doing it again. I got plenty of money and there's probably stuff in the fridge, but the reward:effort doesn't seem enticing until I'm in starvation mode.edit: oh geezedit2: EDIT DIET WOOF
So are we going to throw a going away party for your muscles since that is what you body is now going to use for fuel to look for a job? Maybe a surprise party?
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remember in 2007 when I was like, I think I'm gonna eat once per day, and you all were like, yep that's a terrible idea? I'm doing it again. I got plenty of money and there's probably stuff in the fridge, but the reward:effort doesn't seem enticing until I'm in starvation mode.
Why do you want to only eat once a day?If the goal is: lose fat, then yeah, that's a terrible idea.Edit: Wait, is this just an "I'm too lazy to eat" thing? 'Cause that's just weird.
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I am guessing reading strategy's posts over the past few months is as close as I will ever get to watching someone lose their mind right in front of me.
Heh.I still think that someone (*cough*) should compile a few dozen posts that personify the whole Timdog exit fiasco.
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So are we going to throw a going away party for your muscles since that is what you body is now going to use for fuel to look for a job? Maybe a surprise party?
my body's such an IDIOT. I've got plenty of excess beer gut, why go for the muscle?
I am guessing reading strategy's posts over the past few months is as close as I will ever get to watching someone lose their mind right in front of me.
mental illness IS hilarious. I bet vb could totally nail it.
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Why do you want to only eat once a day?If the goal is: lose fat, then yeah, that's a terrible idea.Edit: Wait, is this just an "I'm too lazy to eat" thing? 'Cause that's just weird.
do I really strike you as a person who gives a shit about weight?
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my body's such an IDIOT. I've got plenty of excess beer gut, why go for the muscle?
Your body will store the beer gut and go after the muscle if you limit yourself to one or two meals a day. Science. Learn it.
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Thanks for writing that, it was very interesting and enlightening.
I laughed out loud about the fact that if I wrote a line like the above everyone would assume I was being a sarcastic asshole...and they'd be correct. I suck.
do I really strike you as a person who gives a shit about weight?
You strike me as a person who doesn't give a shit about weight except when his weight becomes an issue, be it with women or airline seating or whatever, at which point he will complain about said issue. And your complaints will be funny, so I say go for it.
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You strike me as a person who doesn't give a shit about weight except when his weight becomes an issue, be it with women or airline seating or whatever, at which point he will complain about said issue. And your complaints will be funny, so I say go for it.
do I strike you as a person who does any of this?
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Thanks for writing that, it was very interesting and enlightening.
Maybe the reasons seem trivial or things that would be easy to get past, I don't know, I don't have the outsiders view and not many people share what they actually think. What I know is that it's time to stop, I've done everything that can reasonably be expected to salvage the marriage and it can't be done in my opinion.
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I laughed out loud about the fact that if I wrote a line like the above everyone would assume I was being a sarcastic asshole...and they'd be correct. I suck.
I think that's exactly what he was going for.
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well, that doesn't seem very specific.
mehEDIT: (success!) you need to read the 'whatever' with a shoulder-shrugging kind of voice. the kind of voice that says things like "you know, i'm kinda hungry. but not hungry enough to actually move my jaw muscles, never mind stand up, go to the kitchen, and open a bag of chips. if only mcdonald's would deliver all the way to this chair..."
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I think that's exactly what he was going for.
It was very much in earnest. I don't know you or your relationship nearly well enough to be a dick to someone going through a painful divorce; I was genuinely curious.
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It was very much in earnest. I don't know you or your relationship nearly well enough to be a dick to someone going through a painful divorce; I was genuinely curious.
Ok, then I apologize for taking it wrong. The interwebz are a difficult place to garner tone and implication, and hopefully the post lent some clarity. <grin>
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