Theraflu 1,035 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Maybe you don't have to be there? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 That is...amazing. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 You know what's not amazing*? This...Pops: Are you coming to the fundraiser that [his friend's daughter] is throwing Saturday night?Speedz: I told you weeks ago that I'm going camping that night.Pops: Blow it off. There are going to be tons of single jewish women there.Speedz: Have we met?Pops: Do you want to die alone as a crusty old bachelor?*segue! Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 You know what's not amazing*? This...Pops: Are you coming to the fundraiser that [his friend's daughter] is throwing Saturday night?Speedz: I told you weeks ago that I'm going camping that night.Pops: Blow it off. There are going to be tons of single jewish women there.Speedz: Have we met?Pops: I forgot you like men.*segway!it's better this way.I am surprised your dad is giving you that routine already. Usually, both Jewish parents fret over the daughter's marital status but only the mother worries about the son's. My mom has started in on us about having kids. Not good times. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 it's better this way.No it's not, because that would be a joke*. I think it's better that he was dead serious.*he has met a handful of my girlfriends and I don't typically joke around about homosocial behavior around himEdit: Although I prefer your spelling of "segueway"I am surprised your dad is giving you that routine already. Usually, both Jewish parents fret over the daughter's marital status but only the mother worries about the son's. My mom has started in on us about having kids. Not good times.With my dad it's hard to tell if he's giving me shit about something because he actually cares or because he's merely sick of my mother bothering him about it. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 No it's not, because that would be a joke*. I think it's better that he was dead serious.*he has met a handful of my girlfriends and I don't typically joke around about homosocial behavior around himEdit: Although I prefer your spelling of "segueway"With my dad it's hard to tell if he's giving me shit about something because he actually cares or because he's merely sick of my mother bothering him about it.Knowing our people, I am betting HEAVILY on "sick of being bothered".UM has security guards on segways now. It's great. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Maybe you don't have to be there?This is so fucking great. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 sometimes, very rarely, I envy the job of the local news video editor guy. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Say, did you guys know that Kendall Jenner is 14 now? Seems like just yesterday she was only 13.Who the hell is Kendall Jenner?Maybe you don't have to be there?This is incredible. I also enjoyed the woman reporter's amazingly annoying voice. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I think I like the guy who did the gays in the military bit on the DS. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Maybe you don't have to be there?I will be wearing a dorag like Antoine when I play 18 tomorrow.Speaking of rape, from D Bruson's blog:My publicist, Lara Miller, sold everything she owned except what she could carry in a backpack. She left her business and embarked on a 3-4 year journey around the world. She is currently in India and she regularly blogs and sends tweets about her trip. She has a $14 a day budget and plans on hitchhiking across Asia and Europe. I can’t imagine all the dangers she is going to encounter doing that. But, she is determined to do so even after I tried to talk her out of it. Can you just imagine an attractive 34 year old woman hitchhiking across some of those countries? I told her the only way she could possibly not get raped is to carry cards in every language and give them out at the opportune moment. The card would say, “Go ahead, but I have aids.” That might save her but I really fear for what could happen, being all alone in foreign countries Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 judging by her previous work, olivia munn doesn't have any potential. she's attractive, no doubt.GDI this isn't 'nam Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 did you have to pick a picture of her looking like a complete retard?or is any other combination of variables acceptable so long as the breasts are: looking fantastic? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Of course it's not JUST about the breastsicles. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Hey...wait a minute...where the hell's JoeyJoJo? I knew my life had felt empty lately, I just couldn't put my finger on why until now. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 He was eaten by a bear. And then another bear ate that bear. Pretty tough run, imo Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 http://www.worldpokertour.com/RawDeal/Raw_...eo_Contest.aspxfound my next job imo. actor, poker player, *******? check, check, check. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Hey...wait a minute...where the hell's JoeyJoJo? I knew my life had felt empty lately, I just couldn't put my finger on why until now.Eloped with LG. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Eloped with LG.this one has an obsession with LGJJJ said he was going on a sabbatical, I guess that means family vacationLG's in france without internet connectivity Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I'm pissed and I've just cracked the first beer and already had a shot. For anything I post in the next 24 hours I apologize in advance. I'm going to try and avoid teh interwebz but no telling what might fogged mind might think is a good idea in a few hours. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 this one has an obsession with LGLook, if you call thinking about her every waking minute of the day and building a small but respectful shrine in the closet where my wife won't see it "an obsession", then fine, guilty as charged. JJJ said he was going on a sabbatical, I guess that means family vacationLG's in france without internet connectivityYeah, "France". Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I'm pissed and I've just cracked the first beer and already had a shot. For anything I post in the next 24 hours I apologize in advance. I'm going to try and avoid teh interwebz but no telling what might fogged mind might think is a good idea in a few hours.Sorry buddy. But also: Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 fyp Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I was wondering when someone was going to mention JJJ's absence. Maybe Cindy will join us for a few months. Link to post Share on other sites
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