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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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not very kung-fu when you hit yourself in the face with it a billion timesdumbass bear
It's really more drill team-like anyway.But you know those Asians; everything's got to be karate this and kung fu that.
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I drank a rotta coffee this morning, thinking it would be fun to get a caffeine buzz while studying. My plan backfired, as did my GI system. I've had a rotta diarrhea for the past three hours, and am currently lying on my couch, wanting to fall asleep or die, able to do neither. I have to drive into Boston tonight for a softball game...I can't imagine how I'm going to make that happen.
out with a colon. a man after Wang's heart.
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out with a colon. a man after Wang's heart.
Well, I played through the pain and nausea. Puked in between a few innings. We were down 3 in the bottom of the last, came back, and there was a man on first with one out for me. I hit a triple, tying it up (thank you very much), then promptly took off on a hard ground ball...which was snagged by the pitcher, who picked me off. I dove back into the bag headfirst, and after I was called out smacked the ground with my fist, and possibly ****ed up my hand a bit. They scored one in the top of the first extra inning, and the top of our order went a nice 1-2-3. It was uncool.
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There's currently an argument going on in our little vet school forum about the following: A farmer that does a lot to allow us access to his herd in order to learn about dairy farming has a sick one year old cow that he's going to sell to be slaughtered. A few crazy PETA-ish girls tried to buy it from him to send to an animal sanctuary. He said no. I've shown a lot of restraint, just keeping things professional, but now I'm having a physical reaction...an intense need to verbally destroy these girls, who are making horrible and offensive points that are begging to be mocked mercilessly. I'm keeping myself from even looking at the thread again for fear of doing bad, bad things.Stay strong, speedz. Stay strong.Stay...strong...
Isn't selling downer animals a little ... ick? I dunno, not precisely illegal or unethical or unsafe, but on the border of all three? I mean, most people are a little grossed out at the idea that right before it was made into their steak, a cow was puking and having seizures and suffering something like your coffee-induced diarrhea.You can destroy me if it helps let off some pressure, and I'll know more than I did about the issue of downer slaughter.
agreed.I can't wait to get cataracts!
Yeah, you mean glaucoma. I've had cataracts and no pot. Glaucoma runs in my husband's family. His great-aunt got the joints, but she was a long-dead memory by the time I met him so I don't know how much she enjoyed it.
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Ok... its time for another episode of "YOU DECIDE!"Yeah, I know.... its technically the first one, but it does sound better, no?Tonight I threw my son a sixteenth bithrthady celebratoin. It started innocently at a Hooters. After a few Sam adams...they didnt serve Nevadas.... I made a call or two, called in a favor or ten, and ended up with a group of underaged, horny, and pimpled faced kids at a local strip club. dont ask how I pulled it off... Im Beans, dammit. Anyway, after an hour, which was all my "pull" would allow.... I drove the kids back home in the limo. That took a ben or two to the driver, of couseNow that I sit here and reflect on the evening, Im pretty sure that Cnn will have the full story after they start bragging... which was immediate according to all the texting going on during the proceedings...and Ill be at least second page headlines in the morning. Skip all the rest of the crap...seeing your son getting a lap dance... ****in pricelessAs we speak, only one mother has reported in so far....Shes partying with a group down the street.... bing!bang@whatever!at the very least you guys will get a full frontal mug shot instead of my pantented Wilson from Home Improvment shitpeace

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oh yeah....I forgotAm I a bad Dad?YouDECIDE!
I think that would depend greatly on whose perspective we are viewing from. Zach probably doesn't think so...
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at the very least you guys will get a full frontal mug shot instead of my pantented Wilson from Home Improvment shit
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One of my flatmates has got her mum staying in her room for the duration of the exam period (over 2 weeks). So from now on there will be a middle-aged Indian woman around in my flat. I just had to go convince her not to wash my dishes for me. This is going to be weird.

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One of my flatmates has got her mum staying in her room for the duration of the exam period (over 2 weeks). So from now on there will be a middle-aged Indian woman around in my flat. I just had to go convince her not to wash my dishes for me. This is going to be weird.
I'd start by NOT convincing her to not wash your dishes. Also, you'll probably have to tone down your Vishnu dress up games.
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I don't even have a cube yet. Started with 12 associates with desks along the walls of a conference room, I've moved up to sharing a row of 3 desks along a window with 2 other associates.
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I don't even have a cube yet. Started with 12 associates with desks along the walls of a conference room, I've moved up to sharing a row of 3 desks along a window with 2 other associates.
Yeah, but you probably make a shit ton more than I do. Also, what did you use to study for the CPA? Pretty sure NC has me sold on Becker, but figured I'd get your opnion.
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Yeah, but you probably make a shit ton more than I do. Also, what did you use to study for the CPA? Pretty sure NC has me sold on Becker, but figured I'd get your opnion.
No bonus or raise yet = we probably make the same.I used Bisk. Ghetto as all hell. I'd go with Becker.
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That ain't no macrobrew either. Looks like a Sam.
reminds me so much of this other non-reaction guy 120122.jpgI had a nameplate on my cubicle (it was BIG, sometimes cohabited with auditors) during my internship. I took a picture of it, then the cleaning staff knocked it off and obliterated it with a vacuum or something one night. Best days of my life.
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I have no idea how big my cubicle is compared to normal cubicles, but I'd say its decent sized. I have a big L shaped desk. On one side I have a big filing cabinet. On the other side I have a locker/filing cabinet. I also have a pretty sweet little rolling filing cabinet with padding on the top that people can sit on. The cubicle also fits two office chairs comfortably. Also, in case it wasn't figured out...they spelled my name wrong. E-N, not O-N. When the lady came to put it up, I told her it was spelled wrong and we went back and forth about 4 times arguing over it because "she had my supervisor approve it, so it must be right." Once she conceded that I would know if it was spelled wrong, she was going to throw it away. I asked if I could keep it for the time being and she agreed.Edit: She then went and checked with my boss and came back and said "yeah, I guess it was spelled wrong. Sorry." Women in the workplace!

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