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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Today I made a dip of crumbled feta cheese, minced garlic, cream cheese and lemon juice for dipping french fries in. Highly recommend it.
That might be the first food creation you've described that actually sounds good.
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Today I made a dip of crumbled feta cheese, minced garlic, cream cheese and lemon juice for dipping french fries in. Highly recommend it.
life: overrated
holycrap.
i'm looking for ray finkle. and a clean pair of shorts.
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i'm looking for ray finkle. and a clean pair of shorts.
Soccer style kicker, graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule", the first and only pro-athlete to come out of Collier County, and one hell of a model American.
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Soccer style kicker, graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule", the first and only pro-athlete to come out of Collier County, and one hell of a model American.
this is my graceland.
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there's a website that specializes in making adult-flagged youtube videos available without a login.I personally don't see why that one was flagged.

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The woman in that video is like the human equivalent of a thoroughbred horse.
she really is. not sure how i'd never seen her before.
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so I figured out the website for NSFW youtube videos. It is nsfwyoutube.com and you literally just add "nsfw" to the domain and it works without a login.of course, they have an obnoxious banner that is NSFW.

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I'm not prepared to take the step of signing up for an account on youtube.
I was under the impression that youtube didn't allow nudity/nsfw.
I'll bet she has a price.
Doesn't everyone?
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I was under the impression that youtube didn't allow nudity/nsfw.
they don't. it's prudes like you who mark perfectly acceptable material as unsuitable for young folks (whistles) that ruin it for the rest of us.
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they don't. it's prudes like you who mark perfectly acceptable material as unsuitable for young folks (whistles) that ruin it for the rest of us.
Oh ok. Good job, us.
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Doesn't everyone?
My thoughts exactly. I think we should play a round of "What is Lady Grey's price?" <game show music>Here's the scenario. Moderately wealthy unmarried businessman is going to try and buy one night with LG. He's not super attractive, but he's not repulsive either. He just wants to have regular sex with her, nothing particularly perverted or unusual. What is the smallest amount he can offer LG that she will accept? I will get the real answer from LG and award a prize to whomever comes closest.
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My thoughts exactly. I think we should play a round of "What is Lady Grey's price?" <game show music>Here's the scenario. Moderately wealthy unmarried businessman is going to try and buy one night with LG. He's not super attractive, but he's not repulsive either. He just wants to have regular sex with her, nothing particularly perverted or unusual. What is the smallest amount he can offer LG that she will accept? I will get the real answer from LG and award a prize to whomever comes closest.
good luck
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