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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I...don't understand what this means.
well someone will, and when they do, it will be AWESOME.
Heres where I stop the tale due to fear of constant harassment/jokes until the day I leave...lets just say I want to see that as well...
YOU HOLD THE GOD DAMN PHONE RIGHT THERE MISTER. you don't start a story like that and just QUIT. COME ON!
Hey sal.... my investigation into your problem has uncovered very little so far. Im forced to pick the brain of one of the guys that surface at our poker game tomorrow eveningHes one of the suspected thieves, but I hear hes versed on things of that nature...If the camera dont catch him first, I may get some good ideasLater folks,cards live, pots monsters
well if he's a mechanic, and a foreign car mechanic at that, then I guarantee he's the thief. just get the advice first, then you can lock him in the porta-john and drag it down the road.
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Ok, well now I need to try and dig it up for another listen. Why you couldn't have told me that in the first place, I have no idea...it makes it 10 times better.
I know, but it was a complicated story, and I wasn't prepared to offer it preemtively. I always assumed that eventually you would ask... "WTF?!"... and then I would tell you.
to hell with maggie, i'm holding out for an invite to the BraveWang wedding.
I don't know if you know this, but our marriage would be LEGAL in Iowa. (the greatest state in the country)
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My grandparents, who raised cattle in a remote area...hell, it was farther away from civilization than sal... found several that had been dissected one morning. Eyes removed, portions of hide cut away in square sections, organs selectively taken, etc. Anyway, since they depended on the cows for income and didnt have anything better to do, they hid behind some large rocks for several days looking for who or what did it to themHeres where I stop the tale due to fear of constant harassment/jokes until the day I leave...lets just say I want to see that as well...
Please.
I know, but it was a complicated story, and I wasn't prepared to offer it preemtively. I always assumed that eventually you would ask... "WTF?!"... and then I would tell you.
That was a reasonable assumption.
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ok, so I just got to the episode "the waitress gets married" and the scene in the restaurant may be the funniest thing I have ever seen. I had to pause the it and laugh for what must have been a full two minutes. I actually feel a little sick to my stomach now I laughed so hard. so uh, yeah.

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Just throwing it out there fellas... but this monitor is wonderful and it's only $279 right now. If you buy it through bing.com you get another 5% off of that.http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/Se...mp;Sku=H94-2801

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$250 for a 28" off brand or $179 for a 24" dell?I remember two years ago when anything above 22" was instantly 3-4x more expensive.
I'm on a 24" and, honestly, any bigger and it would get uncomfortable. Too big, too close, you can't see what's going on at once.Unless you sit way back and are more comfortable like that, go with the 24", imo.
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$250 for a 28" off brand or $179 for a 24" dell?I remember two years ago when anything above 22" was instantly 3-4x more expensive.
It's shocking how much bigger the screen is... and two of them fit on my desk quite nicely.
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But it sets a pretty horrible precedent, no?
Really really awful precedent. Couldn't anyone have updated his status?
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Really really awful precedent. Couldn't anyone have updated his status?
Dude, he made an IHOP joke to his pregnant girlfriend who is cute as a button...that's a solid alibi right there.
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YOU HOLD THE GOD DAMN PHONE RIGHT THERE MISTER. you don't start a story like that and just QUIT. COME ON!well if he's a mechanic, and a foreign car mechanic at that, then I guarantee he's the thief. just get the advice first, then you can lock him in the porta-john and drag it down the road.
Well, its "out there" farther than even I feel comfortable with, and thats saying something...dont ya think?I'm sorta in a bind tonight getting some fixtures fabbed up so they can hit the EX truck in the morning, but Ill have ample time tomorr....tonight now I guess....to set the stage and release the details. Simply telling an outline wouldnt do in this particular casePlus, Ill be primed with intoxicants after the poker game. I may even lie down and let the wife hypnotize me with an hour long griping spree to release more childhood trauma locked details from the ole noggin
Haha
:bigtoothygrinface:Im sure Ron and Lefty remember this program, but I always get this
in my head when I sneak in and read that threadOf course the voice says stuff like "Will renae stalk over the edge and start shooting at the concert?"....."Will so and so find out about the quickie in the bar bathroom?"Evening folks, all caught up!
Please.
I again promise no to post until the story breaks...But again, please dont anyone get any hopes up....hahahaha....like thats gonna happen!
ok, so I just got to the episode "the waitress gets married" and the scene in the restaurant may be the funniest thing I have ever seen. I had to pause the it and laugh for what must have been a full two minutes. I actually feel a little sick to my stomach now I laughed so hard. so uh, yeah.
If this isnt a thread rules infraction for not linking the episode, it sure as hell should be....In other news, look at this new can out on the market. Three hundred bucks, I think. I dont really like wiped cans, but this would have to be the ultimate carry rig, no?In tonights episode of breaking news from my area, a man drowns from a failed attempt to save the beer coolerI can relate, cant you sal?FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. -- A man, who was pulled from the White River Wednesday, is dead after he was found by rescuers after being underwater for a half hour.Rescuers pulled him from the water on the West Fork of the White River near Pump Station Road in Fayetteville and were able to revive him.Emergency officials said after a 30-minute search, they found the man underwater 50 yards away from the boat launch and brought him back to shore.Emergency officials said he was fishing with two other men on the White River when their gear floated away.The man decided to try and recover the cooler in deeper water, but the boat flipped over and he went under.
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I'm on a 24" and, honestly, any bigger and it would get uncomfortable. Too big, too close, you can't see what's going on at once.Unless you sit way back and are more comfortable like that, go with the 24", imo.
you're from west virginia? west virginian poster in here and suddenly I start looking all civilized.
Really really awful precedent. Couldn't anyone have updated his status?
it was just one of many alibis he had, not the only one. just a piece of the puzzle. seems pretty reasonable to me.
If this isnt a thread rules infraction for not linking the episode, it sure as hell should be....
eh, it's not a show that really relies on continuity or anything, but it still wouldn't be as good as if you had seen the majority of the other episodes. a good amount of them are on hulu for free. I've got 1 - 4 on my computer, but I think they're too big to upload with megaupload. strat, am I correct here?also, I believe speedz linked to a portion of the scene not too long ago. or maybe guapo.
In other news, look at this new can out on the market. Three hundred bucks, I think. I dont really like wiped cans, but this would have to be the ultimate carry rig, no?
well that is quite neat. like flamboyantskinnybaby asked though, what is a "wipe?" never heard of those. but really though, if I had a gun safe I would totally already have a suppressor. it'd be awesome.
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This made me laugh WAY more than it should have. Now thinking about it, I probably would pick a different guy, maybe Maurice Clarett or Lawrence Phillips, but Curtis Enis is a funny name... so it works well.
Raashan Salaam fits in nicely with those 4 also.
to hell with maggie, i'm holding out for an invite to the BraveWang wedding.
Wang's gotta be the catcher
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I think I mentioned this earlier
brilliant
I also enjoyed the "Don't Come In My Ear" - Laura Ingraham clip on the same page.What a raving ****(female word for prick). Guap - I hope Jay Cutler gets your food poisoning.Next time you are in SF, try this place http://www.themenupage.com/firenze.html I have been there 3 times and always had a great meal.Off to LV. Hugo's cellar at the 4 Queens Saturday night, Santana at the Hard Rock on Sunday.
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I think I mentioned this earlier
brilliant
I made it 3 minutes into the 4 minute clip and gave up. I thnk he's too nuerotic and I guess I don't get the humor. I triedwatching that show years ago and just never really cared for it.Now beans linked Soap, that was humor. I giggle laughing about the white guy and black chick in the laundromat. The guy goes off on another guy for staring at him. He goes off on a 2 minute diatribe about racisim and when he finally calms down the guy says, "You're wearing my shirt."In other news, I am on a much needed mini vacation as of right now. We are heading to Columbus to hang out all day and then the watch the Buckeyes crush a team from a second rate state tommorow. Actually going to Eddie Georges bar tonight to watch the UC bearcats beat Luke's team. Home Sunday to watch the Bengals, hold on, (flashback) play the Steelers.I will likely get drunk alot this weekend and it's long overdue. Hopefully enough to see Bigfoot in the bar tonight.I am also down to 161 lbs from 190. CHEST! Deb is making me leave my brown leather toe shoes at home though, she thinks I'M TRYING TO BE BIGFOOT HAHAHA.
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Dear speedz99,Thanks for saying the things and the stuff in that one thread. I was getting tired of saying the same things and stuff over and over again.Sincerely,JoeyJoJo

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