speedz99 145 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 If this is a reference to my new status, you have to include Zimmer in this list.I love the fact that you didn't play it cool and wait for someone else to post the link. You're a man after my own shrivelled heart.Also, you're a professor? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I got the ranch instead, which was a surprisingly adequate substitute.Ranch: the epitome of adequacity. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 If this is a reference to my new status, you have to include Zimmer in this list.I have this song stuck in my head now:My name is Jonas.I'm carrying the wheel.Thanks for all you've shown us.This is how we feel. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I love the fact that you didn't play it cool and wait for someone else to post the link. You're a man after my own shrivelled heart.Also, you're a professor?Nah, I lied on the bio, but who will ever know?I have this song stuck in my head now:My name is Jonas.I'm carrying the wheel.Thanks for all you've shown us.This is how we feel.Yeah, well, at least you didn't bring up the Jonas Brothers. Nothing could have ruined my name more than those dweebs. I now really know how Michael Bolton felt in Office Space. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Oh right, there some kind of Hot Mustard embargo in Canada? I recently ordered some McNuggets and was devastated when I got to the second window and was told they were out of Hot Mustard. I got the ranch instead, which was a surprisingly adequate substitute.You guys get ranch too? We don't get that either. Luckily, I'm just fine with that.Honey Mustarded, SweatnSour, BlechBQ. Makes the things almost unorderable.I have this song stuck in my head now:My name is Jonas.I'm carrying the wheel.Thanks for all you've shown us.This is how we feel.I always thought the lyric was I'm carrying the whale (probably because of Jonah?) but that makes more sense.Well, not really, but it rhymes, which is nice. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I have this song stuck in my head now:My name is Jonas.I'm carrying the wheel.Thanks for all you've shown us.This is how we feel.That reminds me of a not-at-all gay simultaneous blue album playing one night while intoxicated with another poster. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I have an offer on my DQ that is way more than I paid.I almost sold the fab shop a few years ago but backed out at the last minute. I hate selling stuff anywayI figured it up later and the amount I would have gotten has already been made, so now its like I got the money and kept the businessIm sure that makes no sense. I had an extended liquid lunch from eleven to just a few minutes agobeans might be the wealthiest poster on the forum.Nah, Im not wealthy at all....I do have quite a few perks due to some creative finagling, but as far as owning alot of stuff, I do not. I do have control of it, which is the same thing except for liability purposesYou probably understand it more than I do, especially since I couldnt explain how a ballcock works right now...hahaha BALLCOCK!Just got home. She almost had a ten pounder and 22 inches long.Still no good nick name yet.:spitstobaccojuice:"Aask her ifin she caut that thang ona buzz bait era plastik werm and wher it waz she done caut it"...and Bass would be perfectIf this is a reference to my new status Maybe someday youll hit the bigtimeI have an amusingnother boring story to share after I lie down for a few hours Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Nah, Im not wealthy at all....I mean, I guess somebody might believe that. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Maybe someday youll hit the bigtime thank you, thank you. you know, all this attention and praise I've been getting recently has been very nice, but I'm more looking forward to everybody eventually getting sick of me and my sense of humor and it all backfiring horribly in my face. just like it does with women!it's like I could see the future! Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 No internet at work for 5.5 hours while at work almost killed me.I oddly had nuggets for lunch today. I got plain honey for dipping. It was tasty. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 You are now officially too successful for this thread. Sorry, you seem like a nice guy.I know JJJ already covered this, but I think you are dramatically underestimating the business success that the people who post in this thread on a regular basis have had.We haveMultiple CPA's and accountantsBond TraderFinancial AdviserBankerLawyerCollege ProfessorSoon to be VetA couple successful business ownersA couple successful salesmenA couple of successful high limit professional poker playersA couple CanadiansA professional BookieA professional DrinkerSaland StrategyYou seem like a Comptroller to me. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 LOOK, my life may be completely miserable, and I may never have a job that pays much more than minimum wage, and I may never do anything close to what I even remotely want to do with my life, and I may for all intents and purposes be better of having been aborted, but I am NOT below freaking CANADIANS! jesus christ. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 So, I wonder how much money the guy who did Salem's voice in Sabrina the Teenage Witch made from doing that role. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I know JJJ already covered this, but I think you are dramatically underestimating the business success that the people who post in this thread on a regular basis have had.We haveMultiple CPA's and accountantsBond TraderFinancial AdviserBankerLawyerCollege ProfessorSoon to be VetA couple successful business ownersA couple successful salesmenA couple of successful high limit professional poker playersA couple CanadiansA professional BookieA professional DrinkerSaland StrategyYou know, you think a two-time state bagging champion would get some respect. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 So, I wonder how much money the guy who did Salem's voice in Sabrina the Teenage Witch made from doing that role.He's actually a sportswriter. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 He's actually a sportswriter. Actually he is many things, but he was Salem for 7 years so I think that trumps writing a football column. Also, it doesn't quench my wonderment over his potential renumeration (as Salem - not as a sportswriter). Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 LOOK, my life may be completely miserable, and I may never have a job that pays much more than minimum wage, and I may never do anything close to what I even remotely want to do with my life, and I may for all intents and purposes be better of having been aborted, but I am NOT below freaking CANADIANS! jesus christ.Wow and I am not even listed so I am even lower than Sal and Canadians.Guess it's time to finally buy the rope. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Actually he is many things, but he was Salem for 7 years so I think that trumps writing a football column. Also, it doesn't quench my wonderment over his potential renumeration (as Salem - not as a sportswriter).Jesus, 7 years? Still, once you've read his column or seen him do his shtick, he loses lots of value. It's pretty disappointing. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Earlier today I had to go to Fry's Electronics to pick up a VGA - DVI converter and the funnel you in this big line to about 30+ registers. While you are being funneled you are in the midst of a bunch of cheap crap they are trying to sell and junk food. In front of me was a young couple in love. They were in their early twenties and were talking about getting each other frogs for their pending anniversary. Then the female decided that every 2 feet she was going to grab an item and ask her boyfriend to purchase it for her, usually adding a what was supposed to be humorous, quip to the question.I.E. "can I have this giant bag of macadamia nut cookies, it supports breast cancer, tee hee hee."After about 5 minutes of listening to this in her obnoxiously dumb voice, it was all I could do to resist saying to the guy "she must give great head"She kept on by asking to go to get sushi no less than 17 times, which every time he responded, "no, that is too expensive"I felt I could have done him some long time good by pointing out the doomed situation he is in, but I didn't have the strength to pull it off. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 LOOK, my life may be completely miserable, and I may never have a job that pays much more than minimum wage, and I may never do anything close to what I even remotely want to do with my life, and I may for all intents and purposes be better of having been aborted, but I am NOT below freaking CANADIANS! jesus christ.You're even lower than an UNEMPLOYED Canadian.Suck on that, Sal! Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Wow and I am not even listed so I am even lower than Sal and Canadians.Guess it's time to finally buy the rope.I didn't want to insult what you do by calling it property management. Perhaps we could go with Anger Management Counselor. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I oddly had nuggets for lunch today. I got plain honey for dipping. It was tasty.Dipping nuggets in honey is a good move.Soon to be VetOr soon to be failed out of vet school and screwed for life, but whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Or soon to be failed out of vet school and screwed for life, but whatever.Still better than Canadians and/or Sal. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 guess it's time for me to start huffing glue. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 guess it's time for me to start huffing glue.Don't forget the cat food and beer. Link to post Share on other sites
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