Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I stayed away from here while I was in my "EFF WHORES" phase, but that has passed, so I will be respectful.man, sure is a good thing I don't stay away when I'm in that phase huh. I'd have three posts.I passed out around 7, woke up at like 2:30 and couldn't go back to sleep.you're a strange one, mister leery.I wish I had more to say. or not. maybe I don't. allergies have been acting up a lot lately. that's pretty annoying. yeah. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Should be no surprise Bizzle said it better than I was going to. Oh ya, don't forget about Scott Norwood and wide right.Or the Music City Miracle. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I cant believe I scrounged out a W against a fantasy team with Drew ****ing Bress on it. Thank you Philip Rivers for waking up out of your coma in the 4th quarter. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I cant believe I scrounged out a W against a fantasy team with Drew ****ing Bress on it. Thank you Philip Rivers for waking up out of your coma in the 4th quarter.Go right ahead and fuck yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Go right ahead and fuck yourself.That's just misdirected anger that is meant for Chris Chambers. You might want to check his pulse before you start him again.Dick. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I accidentally took Randy's advice.Man, I hate it when that happens.I currently am scared of the fact that my girlfriend likes me more than I like her.You have what George Costanza always wanted. So I guess it's a good thing that you're scared of that.Did anybody see the WSOP episode where Jason Alexander and Raymer were prominently featured? Alexander started talking about Seinfeld and his favorite George line (which was the "is that not allowed?" bit when his boss is talking to him after nailing the cleaning lady). I liked that he could talk about it happily. I hate it when these celebrities are way more famous for one particular role than anything else they've ever done and they are indignant about it and wil never talk about it because they want to talk about the serious off-Broadway play they did that nobody ever saw.I know what's up with women.Haha.They're still brontosauruses to me. Apatosaurus? I don't think so.me: y-ya do?Awesome.Edit: Because speedz probably doesn't read every thread... Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I found out last night my wife's cousin is being deployed, not sure where. He just graduated from flight school, top of his class with honors and he is now and F-18 Hornet pilot. I really need to figure out how to finagle a fly along. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I found out last night my wife's cousin is being deployed, not sure where. He just graduated from flight school, top of his class with honors and he is now and F-18 Hornet pilot. I really need to figure out how to finagle a fly along.at first I thought you said deported and were about to go off on Obama or something Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 at first I thought you said deported and were about to go off on Obama or somethingWell he is half black and half Mexican. So I am still not ruling that out. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 They're still brontosauruses to me. Apatosaurus? I don't think so.Yeah, what's up with that??? Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 at first I thought you said deported and were about to go off on Obama or somethingdeath panels Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 death panelsHey mk, not to go all Jeepster on you or anything, but you mentioned in the healthcare thread that Obama's plan was a good one and one of the reasons you stated was because if you like your current plan, you can keep it.So there was some discussion on that issue and I posted the exact passage in the bill that looks to me like, no, you really can't keep it even though that's what they've been saying.Now, I understand why you wouldn't want to go back to that part of the forum because there are so many sucky people, but I am (hopefully) respectfully asking your opinion on the matter.I can post the passage again if you'd like.Edit: Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 It could be. If I get off twice, I'm not concerned at all with duration....speedz: I'm gonna pop off my shirt. blast my nips.I do say that quite often. I love Artemis.Edit: Because speedz probably doesn't read every thread...Thank you. That cat is awesome.I think I might be fostering kittens again soon...this time I'll be able to post pictures, since I can now get them from my phone. I know at least 3 of you are excited about that. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I somehow eeked a one point win in the SFFL against thor, whoever that is. Thanks Philly! Thanks Loki! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I took a huge shit this morning...after which I made a quick wipe-check and was fairly suprised to see that it was bright green. I paused for a second to make sure I wasn't dreaming, finished wiping, and stood up to survey the damage. It was surreal...all three midsized logs were neon green, kind of like hypercolor shirts if they came in shit form. I went back up to class, knowing that it'd be a bit tricky to google "green feces" without anyone around me taking notice, and remembered just as I walked though the door that I had eaten a spinach-artichoke dip yesterday afternoon. I'm pretty sure that my system was so surprised by the intake of a vegetable-like substance that it freaked out and ejected the invader. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I took a huge shit this morning...after which I made a quick wipe-check and was fairly suprised to see that it was bright green. I paused for a second to make sure I wasn't dreaming, finished wiping, and stood up to survey the damage. It was surreal...all three midsized logs were neon green, kind of like hypercolor shirts if they came in shit form. I went back up to class, knowing that it'd be a bit tricky to google "green feces" without anyone around me taking notice, and remembered just as I walked though the door that I had eaten a spinach-artichoke dip yesterday afternoon. I'm pretty sure that my system was so surprised by the intake of a vegetable-like substance that it freaked out and ejected the invader.How did it smell? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Shitty. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I took a huge shit this morning...after which I made a quick wipe-check and was fairly suprised to see that it was bright green. I paused for a second to make sure I wasn't dreaming, finished wiping, and stood up to survey the damage. It was surreal...all three midsized logs were neon green, kind of like hypercolor shirts if they came in shit form. I went back up to class, knowing that it'd be a bit tricky to google "green feces" without anyone around me taking notice, and remembered just as I walked though the door that I had eaten a spinach-artichoke dip yesterday afternoon. I'm pretty sure that my system was so surprised by the intake of a vegetable-like substance that it freaked out and ejected the invader.Too much iron can do that, too. You see it in the poo of formula fed babies all the time. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Well, I have been eating more. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Well, I have been eating more.Fatty. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Too much iron can do that, too. You see it in the poo of formula fed babies all the time.I'm pretty sure he's been getting it straight from teh nipple lately. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Fatty.You of all people should have recognized that line for what it was. One of my favorites of all time...from back before the show started to suck (so at least ten years ago, probably more). Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 You of all people should have recognized that line for what it was. One of my favorites of all time...from back before the show started to suck (so at least ten years ago, probably more).Dammit.Honestly, it sounded familiar when I read it, but apparently not familiar enough to consider it.It's a good thing I stopped scoring posts in here last week. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Dammit.Honestly, it sounded familiar when I read it, but apparently not familiar enough to consider it.It's a good thing I stopped scoring posts in here last week.That's really too bad, as I planned on purchasing some stimulants and going on a Sick Thread rampage over the next 10 days. Oh well. I guess I'll just go hang out with my friend Deng Xio Pig instead. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 That's really too bad, as I planned on purchasing some stimulants and going on a Sick Thread rampage over the next 10 days. Oh well. I guess I'll just go hang out with my friend Deng Xio Pig instead.Go rampage in off topic.Also: awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
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