Randy Reed 0 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 And now the fun begins. Finished my resume last night and one of the local Circuit Court Judges, who is a friend of Liz's family, heard I just finished school and asked for my resume so he can send it to all his colleagues. It is who you know right? *fingers crossed*Liz got a job offer today as well. Things are looking better I hope.Edit: oh and the CIA is looking for legal assistants. Totally sending them my resume.This could trigger a mass name/avatar chaos so please give us some warning. On second thought,that might be a great book idea. Some low level guy at the CIA gets paid to investigate new hiresand while investigating you ends up spending years reading the sickie thread. Okay maybe not a book,but a pretty funny idea. He would probably end up being one of the guys and doing some pretty awesomefavors for beans and giving cool secret santa gifts like dirt on the mother in laws. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 that's very clever. how's that working out for you?What? Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 i don't understand what we're trying to determine here you never know how JJJ's mind works. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 What?being clever. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 being clever.Great. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Great.WELL KEEP IT UP THEN BIG BOY WHYDONCHA Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 WELL KEEP IT UP THEN BIG BOY WHYDONCHAI bet you've been waiting three years to do that. Link to post Share on other sites
gobears 0 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 yeah, but I doubt it will be long before the guy starts to real life stalk me, and being a cop, he pretty much can. this might get un fun real quick.Move to a real city... Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I bet you've been waiting three years to do that.you have no idea.Move to a real city...might actually have to this time. maybe he'll kill me and I won't have to come to this god awful job any more. it'd be worth it. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 you have no idea.I have some idea.I've been looking for an opportunity to make that exchange with somebody on here for 2 freaking years.Note: I've been waiting here for almost an hour so I could post that. It's not three years, but still. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 good things come to those who wait.and this is the first and only time in my life where that's actually been proven true. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Alright, we'll add another layer to it. Power to receive bj from any woman in your physical presence with no adverse consequences. And I don’t mean, your wife/gf/friend’s cop ex-boyfriend would never find out, I mean they wouldn’t care. It’s part of the power. Now do you give up movies?I would absolutely give up movies. I could also give up football.I'm not sure I could give up tv for very long...that'd be a tough one. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Is it time for another army meet already?Renae will be here on the 19th and then we'll both be in Nashville the weekend of the 26th. So not an official meet per se, but it never hurts to be prepared. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 So not an official meet per se, but it never hurts to be prepared.Maybe this belongs in the Dear Nikki thread, but what is the appeal of bendiness? I imagine there are some positions or acts that can be accomplished via weird contortions, but do they really enhance the experience? I've tried a few things, but I always come back to the go-to four or five positions. I forget who said this first (it was either Wang or Roger Ebert), but I prefer unathletic sex. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Oh no...I think Dewey has realized that the door stopper makes a great "boiyoiyoiyoing" sound when he pushes it to the side. Dammit.T-minus three days (approximately) until Wang emerges from his bimonthly slumber to tell us a funny story about the weird shit he's been up to. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Oh no...I think Dewey has realized that the door stopper makes a great "boiyoiyoiyoing" sound when he pushes it to the side. Dammit.I guess we're left with the one option: shoot him Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 How could you shoot a little guy like this? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 So I am going through resumes right now, and I really think I need to change thought modes, because I just put a licensed massage therapist in the "A" pile and moved a lady from the "A" pile to the "C" pile because she worked at Lane Bryant. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 So I am going through resumes right now, and I really think I need to change thought modes, because I just put a licensed massage therapist in the "A" pile and moved a lady from the "A" pile to the "C" pile because she worked at Lane Bryant.Dude, get her back in the A pile. I bet she gives great helmet. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I'm really excited to make myself dinner tonight. I've been having a real problem with the fact that I fell in love with philly style cheesesteaks a few months ago and can't get them around here, so:+++=with: and maybe, depending on how hungry I am:Of course I'd get real steak if I had the option, but none of the grocery stores around here will shave a ribeye for me, and I didn't feel like driving a half hour each way to get the real thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Finished "Outliers". Interesting read. Now I need another book to read. I checked out "Fooled By Randomness" as well yesterday, but not sure if I really feel like reading that. "Blink" and "The Tipping Point" both seem equally interesting. Randy...help me out. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 If anyone gets BIO, there's a special on the "inside story" of Animal House on right now. Looks like it might be worth watching.Edit: Actually, it might suck. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 so anyways, I'm good friends with this girl who recently broke up with her older cop boyfriend....Yeah, this is gonna turn out good...Yeah it's Boomtown your thinking of. The only casino I have ever been in with 8 foot ceilings. When you go play blackjack make sure you get your name on the 20 person waiting list to play 2/4 limit hold em with all the regulars trying to eek out a $50 win to support their cigarette habit. When is the air show?You may know him, his name is Dan MartinThe atmosphere there is exactly like the joints out on Boulder Highway in Vegas.... older clientele, quiet atmosphere, and the overwhelming presence of impending doom lingering everywhereI didnt partake in poker last time.... played twenty one for a while and sat at the video poker bar in the center the rest of the time. My biggest problem was navigating out of the parking lot and back onto eighty after several suds..... Ill swear I circumnavigated around Cabelas nine times before figuring out how to leave. The air races are September sixteenth thru the twentieth.... its not like a regular showIf you enjoy watching those war birds in flight its the place to be.... the unlimiteds are basically fifty ones churning out many times the normal horsepower and apt to explode at any given second. The last time I attended they started using a jet as a pace plane must not have had enough meatloaf in their diets.Portland cement is an important food group... I don't even REALLY like blowjobs that much tbh.You folks worry me...Could be the cashier at the local WalMart...How bout the door greeter? They are usually much more attractiveVirginia back country looking for a shed with no roof.Let the record show that I did not make, or have not made, a roof joke for quite some time....Im patiently waiting for the bullet hole and daily traffic stop joke opportunities I forget who said this first (it was either Wang or Roger Ebert)I giggled quite a bit at this.... Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I need some semi-serious advice about something. So there are three girls in my life at the moment.Speedz' Girl: Very sweet. I like hanging out with her. Not sure if there's a future there...she's from another part of the country and will be finishing school this spring. I certainly won't be ready for her to stay out here just for me, and if she leaves it'll be over. Plus I'm just not sure I'm that into her. I'm afraid of breaking up with her because she's so nice that it would make me feel like the devil...it's not that I want to break up with her, I'm just not sure I won't ever want to, if that makes sense.Classmate: Is fun to hang out with. Wants to go to a strip club with me. No future possible there.Coworker: Was in a relationship as long as I've known her (1.5 years), but is recently single. The only girl I've ever said the following about: If she proposed tomorrow, I'd marry her. Big problem is she's applying to vet schools, and most likely won't go to mine, so there probably isn't a future there either, since I'm not willing to do a 4 year long distance thing at this stage of my life. But I can't stop thinking about it, since she's as close to perfect as I've ever seen...it's not like I'm madly in love with her or anything, since I always kept some distance due to her relationship, but I...know.Thoughts? Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Isn't "pull the f-ing trigger" an option?You sonofa--Threatened her with becoming facebook friends with you?So Cane's post yesterday about getting his bj over with quickly so he could go watch football got me thinking. Let's say the devil or a captured leprechaun or your fairy godmother granted you the power to receive a bj whenever you wanted one. You would just think to yourself, "I could go for a bj right now" and your girlfriend/wife/friend who just broke up with her older cop boyfriend would be overwhelmed by the desire to make it happen. The catch is: the first time you willfully watch a football game, the ability goes away.How long into the season would you last?With the anyone in sight option? YearsWithout it? Maybe to the 2nd half of the first Colts game.Finished "Outliers". Interesting read. Now I need another book to read. I checked out "Fooled By Randomness" as well yesterday, but not sure if I really feel like reading that. "Blink" and "The Tipping Point" both seem equally interesting. Randy...help me out. Fooled by Randomness is a tough read. I'd go with one of the Gladwell's, Freakonomics, When Genius Failed, Monkey Business, Liar's Poker...any of those would be good Link to post Share on other sites
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