Jump to content

I Called In Sick Today


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 268k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Ron_Mexico

    19413

  • speedz99

    16304

  • Napa Lite

    7767

  • ShakeZuma

    7517

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Posts

and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

Posted Images

So, most of you knew me when I actually had something to say and had fun doing it. Well, those days are clearly over for me, but every once in a while, I come back with vengeance.I posted those pics of those young, hot, big busted girls making out with each other a couple of weeks ago. Well, my friends went back to the same bar on Thursday and low and behold, those girls were there. They kept walking by my friend until he finally said "Ya know, I think I have pics of you two making out on my phone." They, being great sports, started talking to my friends. He of course suggested that they do it again and send my a pic of them making out again. It never got that far but the smaller, dark haired one was asking about me, where I was, how funny I was and all of that. Well, then she did the best thing ever, I think. She asked my buddy if I was actually gay. See, I break out a lot of the gay humor, do the voice, comment on her shoes, outfit, etc. Now, mind you, I do it so well sometimes, I forget that I'm talking to a hot chick and ultimately cockblocking myself. Now, if I were my friend, I would've said "of course he's gay" but he didn't. He told them I was straight and then she asked if I was married, what's my story. Hmmmmm. Looks like I'll be using that phone number of hers after all. Score (reason she may have asked all of that, in hindsight, I sent her a message on Facebook and my profile says I'm married to a guy, and that I'm into guys, girls, everything, although I'm not sure she got it because she never responded)Also, I have a new ladyfriend from out of town, who is very sexual, very cool and real easy to talk to. Also, part two, I turned down sex on Tuesday from an old standby. Back pain aside, it's been an ok week.congrats to Chrinestone and Hank on promotions, etccongrats to Sal on the beach and the car troubles and sink leak. Come to FLORIDA YOU PIECE OF SHITcarry on

Link to post
Share on other sites

chris reg'd in this fulltilt sixmax tourney and went off to have a shower just a few minutes ago. he didn't ask me to play or anything, but I looked over and he's gonna auto-fold kings. pandora's box: open.UTG raises to 200, UTG+1 re-raises to 550, I ship it in. ace on the river. a few hands later I pick up AK in the BB, the button ships for 600ish and melts my face with AT.poor chris. the plan was to double him up and leave him sitting out, like I hadn't touched it. oops.

Link to post
Share on other sites
congrats to Sal on the beach and the car troubles and sink leak. Come to FLORIDA YOU PIECE OF SHITcarry on
man after the heat and humidity I've been experiencing this weekend, I'm not sure I could take florida. I don't know though, are the underage girls willing to fuck old weird guys? we all have to make trade offs.
Link to post
Share on other sites
chris reg'd in this fulltilt sixmax tourney and went off to have a shower just a few minutes ago. he didn't ask me to play or anything, but I looked over and he's gonna auto-fold kings. pandora's box: open.UTG raises to 200, UTG+1 re-raises to 550, I ship it in. ace on the river. a few hands later I pick up AK in the BB, the button ships for 600ish and melts my face with AT.poor chris. the plan was to double him up and leave him sitting out, like I hadn't touched it. oops.
it's not like he would've played the hands any differently, so screw it.
man after the heat and humidity I've been experiencing this weekend, I'm not sure I could take florida. I don't know though, are the underage girls willing to fuck old weird guys? we all have to make trade offs.
those girls are a dime a dozen down here. You've got money right? Oh wait.Well, it was hot today. I hit the pool/jacuzzi from 10:30-noon today. That was enough. Didn't want to burn.UFC 101 tonight
Link to post
Share on other sites
those girls are a dime a dozen down here. You've got money right? Oh wait.Well, it was hot today. I hit the pool/jacuzzi from 10:30-noon today. That was enough. Didn't want to burn.UFC 101 tonight
thats pretty generous. nickel a dozen? hay penny a dozen? How do you say that in Spanish?It is ****ing brutal in Miami. So hot. Walking the dog was a chore. Had to go into the office from 1030-2. Not too bad. Going to hit the pool around 5 when everyone starts to clear out.Picked up some great Dolphins deals today. Endzone club seats, 1st row, for Dolphins Texans in Decemeber.....only 135 bucks per ticket. Includes an orange parking pass. Great deal.Also, got corner club seats (1st row) for Dolphins Jags preseason on August 17th with a blue parking pass for 44 bucks a ticket. I might give em away at the office to look like a nice guy. Still need to pick up seats for Dolphins Pats and Dolphins Steelers. I am set for every other game. Cant wait for football season.....there was a good article about Dolphins camp up today on cnnsi.com
Link to post
Share on other sites
it's not like he would've played the hands any differently, so screw it.
I guess it's just funny because normally I would never ever consider playing for him. hate playing on other people's money. just randomly looked to see a pair of kings appear and thought, "oh this could be fun"
Link to post
Share on other sites

Chris, sorry about the back still bothering you. I'm hanging at 168 for a while now and slowly gaining muscle and losing fat.I'm a little ways a way from where I want to be but actually the best shape of my life probably. I haven't missed a workoutin months (6 days a week) and that doesn't count bike riding a couple times a week as well. 27 more miles last Sunday and13 miles last night. I'm swithing up some exercises now from lots of weights to more endurance/agility/functional stuff. I want to get real lean which will make it easier to keep weight off.I only mention this above to let all the sickies know that despite all the weight challenges and stuff, this old guy is kicking your asses.First smart ass comment and I'm posting pics.Aww, whose kidding. I have pics to post. This old man also got his first tat.It's from Rush (of course) the Snakes and Arrows album.TAT.jpgTAT2.jpgand it hurt like a beotch!!!!!!!!

Link to post
Share on other sites
Chris, sorry about the back still bothering you. I'm hanging at 168 for a while now and slowly gaining muscle and losing fat.I'm a little ways a way from where I want to be but actually the best shape of my life probably. I haven't missed a workoutin months (6 days a week) and that doesn't count bike riding a couple times a week as well. 27 more miles last Sunday and13 miles last night. I'm swithing up some exercises now from lots of weights to more endurance/agility/functional stuff. I want to get real lean which will make it easier to keep weight off.I only mention this above to let all the sickies know that despite all the weight challenges and stuff, this old guy is kicking your asses.First smart ass comment and I'm posting pics.Aww, whose kidding. I have pics to post. This old man also got his first tat.It's from Rush (of course) the Snakes and Arrows album.(edit)and it hurt like a beotch!!!!!!!!
Awe****ingsome. Rush is so the goddamn trill.I'm volunteering at a help desk today, stuck for 7 hours telling canoers bus times (they don't speak english.) My partner is mentally handicapped. Yes, I am reading this thread.
Link to post
Share on other sites
Also, got corner club seats (1st row) for Dolphins Jags preseason on August 17th with a blue parking pass for 44 bucks a ticket. I might give em away at the office to look like a nice guy.
don't think giving away pre-season tickets will make you look good. Quite the contrary actually. Not sure if I'll venture out to my first pro football game in years this year. If I do, it may be the Steelers game. My best friend is a Steelers fan, so we'll see.all good Rando, what can I do? I need to make an appt with a spine specialist, if for no other reason than for some exercises I can do and some more pain pills. This time, I ain't giving any away, except to chicks I'm trying to bone. Nice tat. I never got a tat and the only time I had the urge was to get something with the wife. Thank god I didn't pull that trigger.
Link to post
Share on other sites
Awe****ingsome. Rush is so the goddamn trill.I'm volunteering at a help desk today, stuck for 7 hours telling canoers bus times (they don't speak english.) My partner is mentally handicapped. Yes, I am reading this thread.
Hey mrdannyg!! I saw the call out by zimmy to you in the player of the month thread! How's married life? Oh and thanks for the tat kudos. I knew a Canadian would appreciate it!
don't think giving away pre-season tickets will make you look good. Quite the contrary actually. Not sure if I'll venture out to my first pro football game in years this year. If I do, it may be the Steelers game. My best friend is a Steelers fan, so we'll see.all good Rando, what can I do? I need to make an appt with a spine specialist, if for no other reason than for some exercises I can do and some more pain pills. This time, I ain't giving any away, except to chicks I'm trying to bone. Nice tat. I never got a tat and the only time I had the urge was to get something with the wife. Thank god I didn't pull that trigger.
Yeah, the back thing sucks. I'd be really bummed if I got hurt at this point. Nothing much you can do but lay back and give out the pills for blowjobs though. Heck being on top is over-rated anyway. It's funny you said that about the tat. Deb kept teasing me to get her name as well and well, that ain't happenin!
Link to post
Share on other sites
Yeah, the back thing sucks. I'd be really bummed if I got hurt at this point. Nothing much you can do but lay back and give out the pills for blowjobs though. Heck being on top is over-rated anyway. It's funny you said that about the tat. Deb kept teasing me to get her name as well and well, that ain't happenin!
Oh, I would never, EVER get a name of a chick. If you were really faggy in love like that, you could get matching something, then after you dump her ass for a younger version, you can make up a new meaning for the tattoo. Not that I've thought about it or anything. I'm pretty serviceable most days, but sometimes, it just hurts to do anything. As far as sex, I haven't tried it out. Last Saturday night, I got two blowjobs and a jerked a third, so I'm not game tested or anything. Not yet. I think I'll play through the pain, let the adrenaline take over and go to town. I mean, I can tolerate 2 minutes of pain, right, RIGHT?
Link to post
Share on other sites
Hey mrdannyg!! I saw the call out by zimmy to you in the player of the month thread! How's married life? Oh and thanks for the tat kudos. I knew a Canadian would appreciate it!
Married life is fantastic, thanks! 11 months and counting, and I'm very happy.I got a call out? Link plsthx.
Link to post
Share on other sites
TAT2.jpg
I really wish I could tell one of my real life friends about this...he'd form quite the man crush on you.
Yes, I am reading this thread.
Herro.
I'm pretty serviceable most days, but sometimes, it just hurts to do anything. As far as sex, I haven't tried it out. Last Saturday night, I got two blowjobs and a jerked a third.
How does this happen without actual sex being involved? I'm not judging, just curious.
Link to post
Share on other sites
How does this happen without actual sex being involved? I'm not judging, just curious.
she didn't want to bang and was a very generous girl. Just for the record, her orgasm count was higher than mine.
Link to post
Share on other sites
she didn't want to bang and was a very generous girl. Just for the record, her orgasm count was higher than mine.
There's a joke in here somewhere...unfortunately, I'm kind of in a funk and not feeling funny. Hopefully I can sleep this off, since I'm picking up the girl and then the new kitten in the morning.Edit: I swear I wrote this before reading Dawson's post.
Link to post
Share on other sites

You know who's a funny guy? Kevin Kline? I'm watching Silverado, enjoying it, and realizing that I like a lot of his movies. I also like a lost of Costner movies.Pre-emptive Edit: I wrote this after seeing Dawson's post.Edit: The second "?" was meant to be a ".".

Link to post
Share on other sites
I also like a lost of Costner movies.
waterworld really is a hell of a picture. i love getting 6 hours of sleep on a saturday night. no reason to be up right now, but i cant sleep. nothing to do but watch MASH and surf the web. just living the dream.
Link to post
Share on other sites
You guys are incredible homos
There's a joke in here somewhere...unfortunately, I'm kind of in a funk and not feeling funny. Hopefully I can sleep this off, since I'm picking up the girl and then the new kitten in the morning.Edit: I swear I wrote this before reading Dawson's post.
you guys are right, I should've forced myself upon hernext time, I promise
Link to post
Share on other sites

I had such a plan. Don't drink, save moneyWelll, I got bombed last night, spent $120 bucks, maybe a tad more, got home at 3am. I suck, so hardso, I'll try again, starrrrtiiiiiiing NOWno waitNOW

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Announcements


×
×
  • Create New...