I Called In Sick Today

[jeff_536 3]

haha, joke's on you. wang switched all the beer to ODoule's to mess with Theraflu. I don't think he's noticed yet.hmmm, maybe the joke's on theraflu too.

I think the joke's on wang.

[brvheart 1,752]

I seem to recall nikki telling a story about how she got too puky drunk to get a guy to bang her. I have a feeling that's about the best we're gonna get from a female.

That didn't count. Girls need to tell a story about a time they hooked up with a dude that was unbelievably gross.

fuck i missed this guy

...and his dino av.

Nikki/KristenYou are taking everyone a tad wrong, don't worry though, everyone does that with Brvy, but we are all delighted that you are posting here and continue to write whatever your heart pleases.What gets some of the other's goat is the heavy duty sexual innuendo posts that allude to shennanigans with other army members, but that's it.So please, stay, post whatever and enjoy. We like/want you here.Now go make me a sandwich

sonofa

GET THE FUCK OUT.

haha

actually, we don't mind you talking sexually, and I don't mind any of it, even the guys yapping or making creepy comments, but it bothers others when people that don't post in here just come in with a drop in and say stuff like "Yeah, and we really left a milky film in that hot tub when we were done huh? Stuff like that. I'm indifferent. Type whatever comes out of your head and fingers. People will deal. I tell live poker bad beats, Sbriand tells us apt rental woes, Speedz yaps about the vet office and getting high, Wang yammers on about math, probability and the english language, Strat talks about hockey. Brv posts about the damn swine flu and Guapo posts camping picture. Basically, what I'm getting at is this, we all basically suck, and if someone comes at you about your content, fire right back at them because chances are, they suck too.

It's important dammit!

see, it's like you're trying to dissuade me from ever getting married

haha

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

it's not. I was just calling you gay.

Oh, that's fine thenin the spirit of that, I just watched Ghost Town with Ricky Gervais. It was cute, I liked it.

[Theraflu 1,035]

Oh, that's fine thenin the spirit of that, I just watched Ghost Town with Ricky Gervais. It was cute, I liked it.

He's one of the funniest people alive, I think, so that makes it less gay.

[CaneBrain 95]

I dont know how to ice skate. One time I tried and I ended up slashing open my wrist trying to hang on to the boards.I have never taken a poop in a place where it was not deemed ok by society.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

He's one of the funniest people alive, I think, so that makes it less gay.

Yeah, his delivery just slays me. His HBO comedy special was amusing

I dont know how to ice skate. One time I tried and I ended up slashing open my wrist trying to hang on to the boards.I have never taken a poop in a place where it was not deemed ok by society.

yeah, that's the story now, but tell the truth, you tried to end it all didn't ya?

[El Guapo 8]

I cannot remember, have I ever shared my Cabo guaranteed sex debacle?

[Nikki_N 17]

I cannot remember, have I ever shared my Cabo guaranteed sex debacle?

I've never heard it. Go on...

[speedz99 145]

Way to make things real awkward with the ladies. And I thought I was inept at dealing with the opposite sex...though in person I'd out-stumble any of you.Also, hey caleb. I miss you terribly.

I don't really give a shit. Of course, I don't think I qualify as "a sickie."

Sorry man, but you kind of do. Good luck with that. BIIIIIITCH!

I was thinking about who I'd be if the Internet weren't here to entertain me. I would be more outgoing, for starters.

Wait, what?

Hairy Jew Story

Poop On The Floor Story

Good work, both of you.

I have never taken a poop in a place where it was not deemed ok by society.

One time I couldn't make it back to my apartment from a party (that was two houses down the street from my place), so I dropped a few cosby kids off behind a back tire of my nemesis' car.

[strategy 4]

Wait, what?

what the hell else would I do if the internet were not around? I never watch TV or read books.I can't even think of something I'd do with my free time if the Internet weren't an option.

[speedz99 145]

I can't even think of something I'd do with my free time if the Internet weren't an option.

Live, man. You'd live.Sometimes it angers me to think of how easy kids have it when they need to do a book report. I used to have to copy out of encyclopedias...now they can just cut and paste at will. It's bullshit. If there was no Internet I'd probably live pretty much the same life, just with more tv and less porn.

[strategy 4]

Live, man. You'd live.Sometimes it angers me to think of how easy kids have it when they need to do a book report. I used to have to copy out of encyclopedias...now they can just cut and paste at will. It's bullshit. If there was no Internet I'd probably live pretty much the same life, just with more tv and less porn.

schools will eventually force students to use turnitin to submit all written assignments, I think. that shit googles every bit of the paper and pounds a bunch of databases as well. one of my classes at KU was an early trial of that software. the TA ended up nailing like five people in my section alone. fucking love seeing people light $10,000+ on fire trying to cheat.of course, people like SB will be the ultimate fag-all for any anti-plagiarism system. what a writer that woman is, and to think that she shifted over to the dark side for a while...

[vbnautilus 48]

So any thoughts? It needs to be an activity of some sort. Not a gift. She is the type that is shown love by someone doing something for her, not buying her stuff.

I just finished a successful birthday celebration for the wife, so thinking about what made it go well I can offer this. Basically, you need to show effort. They say it's the "thought" that counts, but really its the effort you put into it that shows. Here's what I did, so you can borrow any part of this that works for you. I got her a bike, which was something she had wanted (ended up going with the Trek 7000), but instead of just giving it to her, I had her follow a series of clues around the house and then around town to learn about her present and about her trip to Catalina the next day. One clue eventually led her to the bike parked outside, which had another clue that sent her to a map hidden in the dog's collar.... she had to then use the bike to ride to a spot down the beach where I had buried the next clue in the sand.. that directed her to the pier where she could use the telescope to see the island. The whole thing was very exciting even though there wasn't much of a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. In the end she just got a present she had already wanted and a short day trip, but it felt like much more due to the whole treasure hunt scenario.

[speedz99 145]

of course, people like SB will be the ultimate fag-all for any anti-plagiarism system. what a writer that woman is, and to think that she shifted over to the dark side for a while...

I was shocked to see it, but I guess anything can happen IN THIS ECONOMY.

[speedz99 145]

Treasure Hunt

You shat your pants and are a closet homosexual...you do fit nicely in here after all.Cheeto Update: She likes to chase her tail and rolls over for belly rubs. It's starting to look like she's one of those cats that thinks it's a dog. Then again, the first time she saw my dog through the glass in our basement door (this afternoon), she looked at him for a minute before hissing and punching the shit out of the glass. To be fair, he barked first, but now I'm a bit worried that they won't get along, and she/we will be stuck in the basement for the whole month.

[strategy 4]

I was shocked to see it, but I guess anything can happen IN THIS ECONOMY.

fucking hate you

You shat your pants and are a closet homosexual...you do fit nicely in here after all.Cheeto Update: She likes to chase her tail and rolls over for belly rubs. It's starting to look like she's one of those cats that thinks it's a dog. Then again, the first time she saw my dog through the glass in our basement door (this afternoon), she looked at him for a minute before hissing and punching the shit out of the glass. To be fair, he barked first, but now I'm a bit worried that they won't get along, and she/we will be stuck in the basement for the whole month.

if you had named your cat cheetoh I would have been kind of mad/even more confused than I was alreadyI didn't know you had a dog. that skinny one with the big ol' nips?

[CaneBrain 95]

yeah, that's the story now, but tell the truth, you tried to end it all didn't ya?

nah. but I have a scar that looks like I did.

[brvheart 1,752]

of course, people like SB will be the ultimate fag-all for any anti-plagiarism system. what a writer that woman is, and to think that she shifted over to the dark side for a while...

I was shocked to see it, but I guess anything can happen IN THIS ECONOMY.

What are you guys talking about?

[vbnautilus 48]

You shat your pants and are a closet homosexual...you do fit nicely in here after all.

what closet? Did I mention the clues were in the form of poems?

[strategy 4]

What are you guys talking about?

while she was out of work, she wrote papers for a middleman to sell to students. if I had the talent and no fear of getting caught, I'd probably do the same.

[Nikki_N 17]

Live, man. You'd live.Sometimes it angers me to think of how easy kids have it when they need to do a book report. I used to have to copy out of encyclopedias...now they can just cut and paste at will. It's bullshit. If there was no Internet I'd probably live pretty much the same life, just with more tv and less porn.

I'd knit more, play more board/card games and read more. I wouldn't really do anything that contributes to society more than I already do. That may sound selfish, but I do my share.

You shat your pants and are a closet homosexual...you do fit nicely in here after all.Cheeto Update: She likes to chase her tail and rolls over for belly rubs. It's starting to look like she's one of those cats that thinks it's a dog. Then again, the first time she saw my dog through the glass in our basement door (this afternoon), she looked at him for a minute before hissing and punching the shit out of the glass. To be fair, he barked first, but now I'm a bit worried that they won't get along, and she/we will be stuck in the basement for the whole month.

New pics? One month in the basement won't be too bad. Better than being eaten by a dog.

nah. but I have a scar that looks like I did.

Obv, you weren't trying to off yourself. If you're trying to off yourself you slice the vein the long way.

what closet? Did I mention the clues were in the form of poems?

Gay.The effort was monumental though, so you'd be given full marks for that. Ren was right on the money with the planning everything being so important (which you did, vb). If a girl has to make her own reservations and find her own sitter, it takes some of the fun out of it. Also, when planning one of these events, you have to make it so on her birthday, she doesn't have to do any of her normal chore stuff like washing up, or cooking. I would love to have someone just handle it. And by that, I don't mean leave it for the next day and just say, "Honey, don't do the dishes." SOMEBODY has to do the dishes. Guys who are married and trying to get more sex:If you don't already do the dishes, doing them every once in a while (and tidying the kitchen while you're at it) is great foreplay.

[brvheart 1,752]

while she was out of work, she wrote papers for a middleman to sell to students. if I had the talent and no fear of getting caught, I'd probably do the same.

This kind of cheating will always be around. There is no way to stop it. The software won't catch it, because most of those middlemen guarantee that the paper is unique and never post it anywhere online.

[Theraflu 1,035]

This kind of cheating will always be around. There is no way to stop it. The software won't catch it, because most of those middlemen guarantee that the paper is unique and never post it anywhere online.

But it's not written in my voice!

[strategy 4]

This kind of cheating will always be around. There is no way to stop it. The software won't catch it, because most of those middlemen guarantee that the paper is unique and never post it anywhere online.

of course, people like SB will be the ultimate fag-all for any anti-plagiarism system.

I mean, I think getting caught doing such a thing could possibly result in your university pulling your degree. I doubt she cares, but I'm not risking mine for anything once I have it.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

while she was out of work, she wrote papers for a middleman to sell to students. if I had the talent and no fear of getting caught, I'd probably do the same.

I was lost about what you were talking about, gave up, went to bed. Then I came back to check something, feedback on my new Facebook status actually (guilty of being an attention whore) and reread it and realized that you were talking about Southern Buddhist. I was trying to think of a popular female writer with the initials SB at first. Goddamn this place has taken over my brain.I also realized that there were no popular, or more pointedly, good female writers