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Just be warned, the last person to post here who was a Jeep guy didn't fair to well. Just don't let them know you have a Jeep and you might be ok.
I can keep a secret if you can
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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DAMMIT!!!! I didn't think I would see soccer info in this thread. WTF! DAMMIT!I was DVRing the game to watch after I get back from the Tigers/Cubs game tonight. DAMMIT
I considered just saying "what a game," but like you I didn't think anyone aside from silky would be interested in it. Sorry pal-o.
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I just wish brv had gone into the music thread plugging a bunch of Christian rock.
1) It should be clear by now that I'm not a complete idiot2) Like everyone else, I tend not to appreciate the musical talents of the Christian music scene. The only group I listen to is Hillsong/Hillsong United and they are just praise and worship type stuff at Hillsong church in Australia... not an actual group.I'm a Tom Petty/Bob Dylan kind of guy.
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I'm still sorry about that, but I did eat at In and Out (thanks Pete) and will go get one of those beers next time I'm in Vegas. I promise.
I was just funnin...Everyones idea of fun in Vegas is differentI see things thru a "locals" point of view.... give me a free beer, a twenty one game that pays three to two, allows surrender and double on any two, or a nine six video poker game and Im happy as a larkOf course if that means the couple next to me does a hit of crack while Im peeling the chewing gum from my knee, so be it....
let's see... I went to lollapalooza and also saw Andrew Bird, Ratatat, Jenny Lewis (paid for anyway), Junior Boys, and M. Ward
I...don't know who any of these people are.
Can I hang out in here for a few days since the entire Army is in Vegas?
Glad to have yaOf course youll have to tell a story about....Never mind.... the one we know is better, anywayTell us about the bar poker thing you have fired up instead...
support the troops but not the war imo
One more fell over....In other news...ITS HOTTER THAN A NUNS CUNT HERE!Im seriously considering moving back to the desert....
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US soccer with a big upset. Spain's first loss since 2006, spanning 35 games.
Pretty huge upset, I thought the US was gonna get killed but they played a great game outworking Spain and catching them on the counter attack.Have'nt been reading that much because I'm in vegas last few weeks and am playing every day and on a ****ed up sleep schedule. Although while I've been here I've been hitting up Strat's bro for all the juicy strat gossip, this is what I have managed to finagle:Geoffrey likes to drink soda, Ms Lippi's car is green.
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Of course youll have to tell a story about....Never mind.... the one we know is better, anywayTell us about the bar poker thing you have fired up instead...
I actually told the 'story' you are supposed to tell when you come to this thread a long time ago, basically I suck so bad in the bed I turned my girlfriend gay and caught her in her dorm room with another chick. It is somewhere in the sick thread.The bar poker thing is coming a long pretty nicely, just putting the finishing touches on the website and hope to have it launched by the end of this month then I will start hitting up some bar owners and try to get some events going in mid - late July. I'm in no rush with thing and don't expect it to make money for a least a year. If I can get a few weekly events going on at a place or two then that would be kickass. I did get an endorsement from DN which was pretty cool and he is sending me some swag and stuff to give out at prizes which was pretty nice of him.Here are what my chips look like ....The logo is on one side and the denomination is on the otherblack.jpgracks.jpgHere are a few screen caps from the website that is not up yet .....Home page idea for now .....index.jpgOne of the prizes pages where people can redeem points earned for real prizes prizes.jpgSample Venue Pagevenue1.jpgSample results page with Army members as sample playersvenue2.jpgSample profile page that every person who plays will receive and be able to update with their own avatars, info, order prizes, see their results, etcprofile.jpg
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i know armies usually have strict rules, and that you're all close, but don't you think it's a bit over the top for you all to have the same last name?
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there was a group called poker pub (or something) doing the same thing at a bunch of bars in lawrence years ago. I don't think the website was as good, but it was the same general idea. seems like a fun thing to do. I only remember the name because my brother would always complain about getting "poker pubbed."

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i know armies usually have strict rules, and that you're all close, but don't you think it's a bit over the top for you all to have the same last name?
HahaWanted to make it easy to purge the test accounts when I start the real leaderboard.
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You ever do something that really cracks you up but is funny to no one else? Yesterday I get this email from my mom. It's addressed to six of her sixty-something friends -- and me. It says something about how the baby shower is approaching, how should we arrange the tables, and should we use pink or blue hats, etc. etc. Clearly this email was not intended for me and was sent to me only because when my mother sits in front of the computer she closes her eyes and mashes the keys. I don't even know what baby they are talking about. Well, I couldn't resist and sent back this message, using Reply-All to the whole group:

Well in my experience everyone has a better time at showers when things are arranged in a "U" shape... also, if you need some little hats I have extra ones that are in a neutral greenish color. One more thing, I have a request, my favorite baby shower game:Guess Mom's Tummy Size: (Materials- String or yarn and scissors) Have each woman pull the yarn to the size they believe would fit perfectly around the Mother-To-Be's center of her pregnant tummy. After everyone cuts their string, compare the results to the Mommy-To-Be's actual tummy. Give a prize to the woman who is the most close! This is a baby shower favorite.I'm so excited!
I'm sure this is not so funny, but I have thought about this no less than three times today, and the reactions of these women wondering why they are getting this email from me, and uncontrollably laughed out loud at myself each time. thanks mom.
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there was a group called poker pub (or something) doing the same thing at a bunch of bars in lawrence years ago. I don't think the website was as good, but it was the same general idea. seems like a fun thing to do. I only remember the name because my brother would always complain about getting "poker pubbed."
There are several places that already do this here now so this is definitely not a new idea. I hope to do a few things different that will separate my league from the rest. The website itself I am hoping is a clear differentiater (sp?), I'm giving away nightly prizes as well and giving away a grand prize to the WSOP in Vegas. Most of the places around town you are lucky to get a beer as a prize and the main prizes are things like $500 trip to Tunica or something. None of the places around here currently have a FPP store which I think will be another difference. I see this as being a fun thing for my wife and I do run together and if one day it takes off makes any real money then sweet, if not it will be fun regardless which is the way any business/job should be IMO.
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I'm sure this is not so funny, but I have thought about this no less than three times today, and the reactions of these women wondering why they are getting this email from me, and uncontrollably laughed out loud at myself each time. thanks mom.
I find this funny, but then again I still laugh when I pass gas so not sure if my opinion counts or not
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There are several places that already do this here now so this is definitely not a new idea. I hope to do a few things different that will separate my league from the rest. The website itself I am hoping is a clear differentiater (sp?), I'm giving away nightly prizes as well and giving away a grand prize to the WSOP in Vegas. Most of the places around town you are lucky to get a beer as a prize and the main prizes are things like $500 trip to Tunica or something. None of the places around here currently have a FPP store which I think will be another difference. I see this as being a fun thing for my wife and I do run together and if one day it takes off makes any real money then sweet, if not it will be fun regardless which is the way any business/job should be IMO.
you're just going to have league fees? have you cleared this with a lawyer/law enforcement? I don't know how TN is about gambling, but kansas is blatantly retarded.
I find this funny, but then again I still laugh when I pass gas so not sure if my opinion counts or not
it's highbrow humor around these parts
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you're just going to have league fees? have you cleared this with a lawyer/law enforcement? I don't know how TN is about gambling, but kansas is blatantly retarded.
newp, TN law is very strict, no gambling allowed.The events/games/membership are 100% free to the players.The business makes money from the bar owners paying to bring bring in/keep patrons to their establishment on otherwise slow/dead nights. There is also some revenue gained from sponsorships.
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newp, TN law is very strict, no gambling allowed.The events/games/membership are 100% free to the players.The business makes money from the bar owners paying to bring bring in/keep patrons to their establishment on otherwise slow/dead nights. There is also some revenue gained from sponsorships.
sounds like fun. hopefully this poker thing lasts a little longer, huh?looks like we're going to get nailed by a pretty nasty storm here in the next hour or two. been a horrible week...
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2) Like everyone else, I tend not to appreciate the musical talents of the Christian music scene. The only group I listen to is Hillsong/Hillsong United and they are just praise and worship type stuff at Hillsong church in Australia... not an actual group.
see, this is what I don't understand about people that listen to solely christian music. I mean, I've heard a decent amount of it and it SUCKS. big time. what exactly is wrong with regular music? I mean, I'm not even talking 2livecrew. there's very, very little music out there that is even remotely anti-christian/religion as a whole, so why should you not listen to it just because it doesn't talk about jesus specifically? I don't understand people.
Everyones idea of fun in Vegas is different
beans, rest assured that if I ever do end up going to vegas, i will be taking your advice on where to go, word for word. I don't play blackjack, but I do love drinking and seedy strip clubs.
The bar poker thing is coming a long pretty nicely
what is this bar poker thing? I've never heard of it. you hold tournaments in bars or something? that wouldn't fly at all here in ole virginny.
thanks mom.
you know the god damn internet kills me. you've been posting in here what, three days? well I'm driving home and there's a car with a sticker on the back that is one of those white ovals with black lettering inside that has "VB" in it, which, being in virginia is obviously for virginia beach, but is that what pops into my head? noooo. your name does. god I'm a freak.
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You ever do something that really cracks you up but is funny to no one else? Yesterday I get this email from my mom. It's addressed to six of her sixty-something friends -- and me. It says something about how the baby shower is approaching, how should we arrange the tables, and should we use pink or blue hats, etc. etc. Clearly this email was not intended for me and was sent to me only because when my mother sits in front of the computer she closes her eyes and mashes the keys. I don't even know what baby they are talking about. Well, I couldn't resist and sent back this message, using Reply-All to the whole group: I'm sure this is not so funny, but I have thought about this no less than three times today, and the reactions of these women wondering why they are getting this email from me, and uncontrollably laughed out loud at myself each time. thanks mom.
A man who knows his shower games. Hey big boyWelcome Mr RushNice looking chips and site.
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