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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Ya, I just like to lurk, but this ex stripper is enjoyable.
you should've seen the pic from behind of her on all fours, no clothes, bruises all over her....never mind
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Let me see what you have and I'll talk with you about access next week. Also, keep doing the books this week, due to my SICKNESS... unless you need the day off, then just call me or whatever.
I have to be in the Quad Cities area thursday/friday.
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I have to be in the Quad Cities area thursday/friday.
are you going to see the Quad City DJ's?Anyone?Tag team back again...isn't that them? forget it
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are you going to see the Quad City DJ's?Anyone?Tag team back again...isn't that them? forget it
Pretty sure Quad City DJ's is Tootsie Roll. And that is exactly what I thought of as well after reading Clint's post.
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i've still got that one in my saved e-mail folder.
ship it, I have stuff to trade withGood stuffwe'll talk when you bet back from Vegas. haha
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are you going to see the Quad City DJ's?Anyone?Tag team back again...isn't that them? forget it
Pretty sure Quad City DJ's is Tootsie Roll. And that is exactly what I thought of as well after reading Clint's post.
You are both wrong.
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Was I the only one who was a bit creeped out about nikki discussing a fantasy sexual encounter with DNA's wife?For the record, I like renae. When she's not around nikki.
oh so speedz mentioned this but erik's assertion that we are all mildly uncomfortable with the army people is pretty inaccurate. I like reading stuff from Nikki and Renae and Jeff and Voldy and I forget the others. basically anyone but Erik.
I'm glad to see the change in Young Strat.I also concur that it's nice to have Nikki, Renae, Jeff, Voldy et al in this thread. I would have said Dustin too but he never posts in here anymore.
you should've seen the pic from behind of her on all fours, no clothes, bruises all over her....never mind
I seem to recall at least one photo - sadly, those photos were not on FB either so Brvheart obviously didn't get what he was looking for when he friended Nikki.
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Ah, How could I forget "Come and Ride the Train".I do however enjoy busting out a tootsie roll dance on occasion.To the left, to the left. To the right, to the right. To the front, to the front. To the back, to the back. Now slide ... slide ... slide, Now Dip Baby dip, dip baby dip. Cotton Candy sweet as gold, let me see you tootsie roll.

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So on Sunday my son gave me some overpriced Protien Powder from GNC for father's day. He pretty happy with me being on the health kick and all. Anyway he also gave me a little bottle of a supplementthat was supposed to shed stomach fat. I didn't tell him that you can't lose fat in a particular area, fat comes off in rolls like a paper towel all over your body equally. I was appreciative of the gift and thought, though I hated to see him waste money. I shared my thoughts on the supplement as well with Deb.Deb doesn't need to lose weight but like most woman exceedingly thin she agonizes over every ounce. Soon Monday I actually took one of the pills (vitamin E and cla best I can tell) which has nothing to do with fat loss.I have been at 168 to 170 for about a month now and can't seem to get lower which I assumed was from addingmuscle. Friday was 169 (after the colonoscopy). This morning I was at 162.4??!! I called Deb who was on her wayto Pittsburgh on business and informed her of the sudden huge loss and her first words were,"I knew it!! Those pills do work! Don't take anymore I'm taking the rest of the bottle!" hahahahaSidenote- The business in Pittsburght has nothing to do with paying the hitman to break someone's kneecaps.Double sidenote- Yes, the above post was a thinly veiled attempt at showing pride in my weight loss without feeling like throwing darts at McMexinugget.

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Brave: To you, does born again automatically mean no sexing without the marriage.I'm using as she accepted jesus christ as her personal saviour, blah, blah, blah, but she wasn't in your face about it. Nice religious girl. And was willing to be with a dirty heathen like me.
This could get long, but probably won't, since I don't like annoying people.Born again, to me, means the following:Believes there is a God. John 1:1Believes that He wants a relationship with all people. John 1:7No sin can enter his presence in heaven. Romans 6:23Everyone on earth is a sinner. Romans 3:23The only way we can enter heaven is because his sacrifice covers our sin. Ephesians 2:8-9, John 3:16If we believe all of this and accept this free gift to cover our sin, then we are 'born again'. Acts 16:31, John 3:3, Titus 3:5, 1 John 1:9Once we have a knowledge of the truth we will desire to obey and do the will of God... which along other things would be sexual purity. Which according to Matthew 5:28, includes lust. Is this possible? No. But that certainly doesn't mean that one should 'be totally ok' with blatant and unrepentant sin. Not only would a person, who was actually saved, feel incredibly guilty... but they would desire to obey, since they supposedly love God.What's the point of acting like a Christian, but not really caring about obeying Christ's commands? It's seems stupid and silly to me. Also, God says he hates it. Revelation 3:16.That's why those things don't add up. It's not the actual act, but the uncaring attitude that makes me question her sincerity.BOOBS!
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This could get long, but probably won't, since I don't like annoying people.Born again, to me, means the following:Believes there is a God. John 1:1Believes that He wants a relationship with all people. John 1:7No sin can enter his presence in heaven. Romans 6:23Everyone on earth is a sinner. Romans 3:23The only way we can enter heaven is because his sacrifice covers our sin. Ephesians 2:8-9, John 3:16If we believe all of this and accept this free gift to cover our sin, then we are 'born again'. Acts 16:31, John 3:3, Titus 3:5, 1 John 1:9Once we have a knowledge of the truth we will desire to obey and do the will of God... which along other things would be sexual purity. Which according to Matthew 5:28, includes lust. Is this possible? No. But that certainly doesn't mean that one should 'be totally ok' with blatant and unrepentant sin. Not only would a person, who was actually saved, feel incredibly guilty... but they would desire to obey, since they supposedly love God.What's the point of acting like a Christian, but not really caring about obeying Christ's commands? It's seems stupid and silly to me. Also, God says he hates it. Revelation 3:16.That's why those things don't add up. It's not the actual act, but the uncaring attitude that makes me question her sincerity.
Cotton candy, sweet as gold, let me see you Tootsie Roll. Come on, Tootsie Roll. Tootsie Roll. Tootsie Roll...
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I seem to recall at least one photo - sadly, those photos were not on FB either so Brvheart obviously didn't get what he was looking for when he friended Nikki.
apparently, on porn sites, not that I'd know, there is supposed to be an adult facebook, for sexual hookups. Yeah, uh huh
Ah, How could I forget "Come and Ride the Train".I do however enjoy busting out a tootsie roll dance on occasion.To the left, to the left. To the right, to the right. To the front, to the front. To the back, to the back. Now slide ... slide ... slide, Now Dip Baby dip, dip baby dip. Cotton Candy sweet as gold, let me see you tootsie roll.
so classic. takes me back to the club daysI was a fan of:Jay and Jane. Girls always loved this song and grinded and kisses on each other during it. And those two little russian sluts as well...I forget their names
This could get long, but probably won't, since I don't like annoying people.Born again, to me, means the following:Believes there is a God. John 1:1Believes that He wants a relationship with all people. John 1:7No sin can enter his presence in heaven. Romans 6:23Everyone on earth is a sinner. Romans 3:23The only way we can enter heaven is because his sacrifice covers our sin. Ephesians 2:8-9, John 3:16If we believe all of this and accept this free gift to cover our sin, then we are 'born again'. Acts 16:31, John 3:3, Titus 3:5, 1 John 1:9Once we have a knowledge of the truth we will desire to obey and do the will of God... which along other things would be sexual purity. Which according to Matthew 5:28, includes lust. Is this possible? No. But that certainly doesn't mean that one should 'be totally ok' with blatant and unrepentant sin. Not only would a person, who was actually saved, feel incredibly guilty... but they would desire to obey, since they supposedly love God.What's the point of acting like a Christian, but not really caring about obeying Christ's commands? It's seems stupid and silly to me. Also, God says he hates it. Revelation 3:16.That's why those things don't add up. It's not the actual act, but the uncaring attitude that makes me question her sincerity.BOOBS!
I got mirrors in the bedroomI got mirrors on the wallI got mirrors on the ceilingSo I can see it all
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I'm glad to see the change in Young Strat.
I guess I've met 4 or 5 people from FCP since that post in 2006. I still feel uneasy thinking about an FCPer attempting to break up another FCPer's marriage. and I mean, I know this wasn't army, but regularly hearing stories from an abusive marriage... this place was fucked up. I'm glad we've mellowed the fuck out.
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DianeBoardwalkScene-1.jpgI am on the bottom right playing sitar, ibrahim is with the drum in the center. My dreadlock dog is also in there somewhere. Maybe your santa guy is too?
Bach in the early nineties I was a regular there for a few months...I was forced to be in town so I drew caricatures of the tourists to pass the time.... I was asked to leave the Santa Monica pier area because the "regulars" didnt like the fact I did them for free and wouldnt accept tipsThe area has changed since then....to me anyway.... my last trip a few weeks ago found too many beggars for pot.... "Marijuana research" as they called it.... and a guy dressed as a vampire that actually gave me cold chills up my spineI still visit every trip, though.... in fact Ill be there around the twentieth of JulyIll keep an eye out for the dred-dog
the beach!there any jobs out there for people with no skills, education, or training that pay a lot?
Off the top of my head.... the governor, director of finance, and Conan Obrien come to mind
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Put it this way.... the guys behind the charter member failure are probably kicking their behinds for not starting that site up instead
Beans actually calls me to tell me when my mother is going to Vegas now.(yes, I know who this account belongs to)
She burned out on V-town a while back....Im glad she still visitsPut her in front of a Double Diamond machine and she can burn two packs a dayI probably shouldnt have told that...Send me a pm of the ones you know for sure....Im tired of being out of the loop
But it's part of your charm, at least for me. I picture you having this super dry wit and sense of humor with a tad of bitterness and sarcasm thrown in. Again, I dig that.
I agree a hundred percent.... I always strive to have a guy just like him among the groupThe humor is priceless, plus they are more likely to have bail money after an all night drinking/gambling spree
When I went to bed last night there was a little hand-written note on my pillow with a kind of goofy portrait of me and my dog. It said "This is better than what you posted. -Beans"
I forgot to add that the lava lamp has gotta go....
I do think of him, of all of you*, way more often than is normal
I almost hate to admit it, but you guys cross my mind several times a day....Every time I pass a chiropractor office I think of broken ribs and torture devices.... when leaving a tip, mexi crosses my mind and I take back a buck or two.... entering a cave or basement I think of strat.... trailer house, sal....public argument, piddle.....cat or Scrubs episode, speedy.... church, bravy.... Keystone beer, Dawson....Top Gear program, LG..... A previous poster that I cant remember whenever Im delt a pair of eights in video poker (never hold them)....etc...etc....etc....I did figure my mind would eventually go but not this early in life
ching-chonging it up with the slants. what the hell is wrong with you.
See? put this guy amongst a twenty one table full of drunks and a minimum of three would fall over backwards on the stools
In a couple of hours I'm heading out to Vegas.
Be sure and post the Penthouse Letters link for the trip report summary....
agreed with not feeling uncomfortable with Nikki and crew posting. Ren is/was a sickie as well.
Also agreed....Im almost used to the incense and massage oil aromaOff to vegas in the morning. And yes, I'm bringing Rounders to watch on the plane. I'm such a cliche.Try to leave the room for at least an hour or so a dayAt every home game Im asked to do my impression of the Russian guy...."Heeee beeet me....straighttt up.....pay dat man his mooney!"And does it really cost that much more to quote more than four or five people???goddammit
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I wish I had the ability like Wang to take over and put some people in their place...
you realize, of course, that 97% of what manbearwang writes is fabricated, right?i'm still at work waiting for the market to re-open which is unspeakably gay, and i mean that not in the good way.
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See? put this guy amongst a twenty one table full of drunks and a minimum of three would fall over backwards on the stools
I was PISSED that no one gave me any eval for that comment. thank you.I really am not that funny in real life. I have some snappy comments occasionally but on the whole I'm pretty boring.
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I was PISSED that no one gave me any eval for that comment. thank you.I really am not that funny in real life. I have some snappy comments occasionally but on the whole I'm pretty boring.
Oh contraire Pierre, I wholeheartedly agree with everyone else. You can be a Snappy McFly at times.
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Oh contraire Pierre, I wholeheartedly agree with everyone else. You can be a Snappy McFly at times.
I want to meet these people who think I am funny.I am, at best, a really good linker.
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I want to meet these people who think I am funny.I am, at best, a really good linker.
indeed you are.And Beansey, I thought she like the Wheel of Fortune machines. OH well.You don't like Conan?and oh, this is the song I was thinking of. Cute russian pseudo lesbos
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