Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What up bitches. How's everyone doing.Saw this on someone I know from high school's facebook status:"Gemima is looking forward to playing in the leaves with Sal today! Hehe"And I thought of you guys. Then I thought; I didn't know Gemima was a single mother. nice. What makes this funnier is that it most likely is the truthexcellent link. thanks.fucking thief Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 nice. What makes this funnier is that it most likely is the truthfucking thiefi make up for it by clicking on all kinds of porn ads. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 It's not like I'm hanging at the local Moose Lodge or going to concerts by myselfYOU'RE ON THE LIST BUDDY. (my life sucks.)What up bitches. How's everyone doing.Saw this on someone I know from high school's facebook status:"Gemima is looking forward to playing in the leaves with Sal today! Hehe"And I thought of you guys. Then I thought; I didn't know Gemima was a single mother.fuck area codes, I got hemispheres nigga. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Come on over, I'll buy the fight, the beers, the food. You buy the condoms and lube.Ron, you've clearly been hanging around your bank's clientele too much. In this transaction you've proposed, Sal gets the short end of the stick, and then later the short stick in the end.BUT IT'S WIIIIIIIDE GIRTHY! Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 The worst former player trying to do broadcasting ever was Timmy Hardaway. Gawd awful. He still does a weekly segment on The Dan Lebetard Show, which can be found in Podcast form in ITunes. He's painfully delightful to listen to, the way he destroys the english language. But man oh man I loved watching him play for the Heat. That's actually a solid radio show because it's not just about sports. I really like Lebetard's take on sports, sports figures, coaches, etc. He's not a constant apologist like some of the sports writers. It's my only knock on Wilbon and Kornheiser. They are awesome, AWESOME, but sometimes are too close to the players to criticize themI don't know if it was you or BigD that turned me on to Lebatard, but thank you. His Trick Daddy interview is remarkable. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 See, I get insulted every 4th post and I don't cry about it. Good luck with all of that mess RandoThanks, but as long as he's not in pain I'm good with it. Like i've said many times, "Tragedy very often turns into comedy, and it better real fast or else you're in a whole lot of trouble."Anyone doing anything fun this weekend? If so can you post about it so I can live vicariously through you?Aside from driving hours upon end from Dayton to Cinti, while in Cinti visiting dad we are going togo to the Taste of Cincinnati and hang with friends for a while. Monday, my son's friend is havinga picnic so we're hitting that.Rode the new bikes last night to get used to them. We got up this morning and went for about 15miles all through the little town of Miamisburg then hit the bike path along the Great Miami river andback home. It was more fun than I expected and got in a great workout to boot. All downhill gettingthere but the opposite coming back, still not to bad. We got great Hybrid bikes all fancy pantsy and stuff.(On sale at Target, lol)Ron, you've clearly been hanging around your bank's clientele too much. In this transaction you've proposed, Sal gets the short end of the stick, and then later the short stick in the end.BUT IT'S WIIIIIIIDE GIRTHY! Good sthick. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 All I want right now is a huge breakfast buffet. Is that really too much to ask? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Ron, you've clearly been hanging around your bank's clientele too much. In this transaction you've proposed, Sal gets the short end of the stick, and then later the short stick in the end.BUT IT'S WIIIIIIIDE GIRTHY! I've got a nice mushroom tip buddyI don't know if it was you or BigD that turned me on to Lebatard, but thank you. His Trick Daddy interview is remarkable.The interview about his wedding? Hilarious. You should hear the one where the guy that did interviews for Mexican League baseball games talking about Julio Franco's manhood. I also love when Tim Kurkjian is on. They actually played that clip for Timmy and he was pissing his pants laughing.All I want right now is a huge breakfast buffet. Is that really too much to ask?I want some french toast Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Ohhhh...I haven't had the golden griddle buffet in ages.First football game in the books. Matt played D (OLB/CB). His team won 8-0 and he made a few tackles including a perfect on on a guy running a sweep. pretty cool. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I love Race Day.Rooting for:Danica PatrickGraham RahalTony KanaanPaul Tracy Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I love Race Day.You would. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Ohhhh...I haven't had the golden griddle buffet in ages.First football game in the books. Matt played D (OLB/CB). His team won 8-0 and he made a few tackles including a perfect on on a guy running a sweep. pretty cool.Good for him. Now he needs to lift after the game, and run some sprintsI love Race Day.Rooting for:Danica PatrickGraham RahalTony KanaanPaul TracyYou root for Danica? Really? I didn't know people did that. I just feel out of my bed Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 You root for Danica? Really? I didn't know people did that. I just feel out of my bedAnyone who supports IndyCar racing should root for Danica. If she wins, the sport will blow up. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Anyone who supports IndyCar racing should root for Danica. If she wins, the sport will blow up.just like my penis HA HA AMIRITE HIGH FIVE BRO Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 It's hard to root for Penske, but it's impossible to not like Helio. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I want some french toastHad some Portuguese sweet bread french toast style this morning, so so so good. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Anyone who supports IndyCar racing should root for Danica. If she wins, the sport will blow up.Why would you want the sport to blow up? Don't you like being a fan of a sport that most people in cities with an average IQ of over 90 know nothing about? Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Why would you want the sport to blow up? Don't you like being a fan of a sport that most people in cities with an average IQ of over 90 know nothing about?That's weird. Smart people are supposed to know things about stuff. Maybe they ain't so smart after all. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 played my step two, guy to my left kept waking up with a better hand every time I had a hand, finished 5th, which was a ticket back to step 1. I won another ticket to Step 2 with that ticket, so we'll see. yay Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 played my step two, guy to my left kept waking up with a better hand every time I had a hand, finished 5th, which was a ticket back to step 1. I won another ticket to Step 2 with that ticket, so we'll see. yayRon's got a ticket to grindRon's got a ticket to gri hi hind. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Step 1 - cut a hole in a boxStep 2 - Put your dick in that boxFYP Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 FYPI prefer: Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I prefer:Is that a bell pepper wrapped in a pillow? How are you going to have sex with that? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Is that a bell pepper wrapped in a pillow? How are you going to have sex with that?we don't have sex, we're into mutual masturbation. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 we don't have sex, we're into mutual masturbation.I can dig it. I practice tantric mutual masturbation myself. It's mostly just looking at another dude's junk, though. Link to post Share on other sites
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