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You know how I know that you really do go to Retard U?
Now I have to go to school and discuss his harassment of some girl. I guess he's been sending her notes and staring from afar and generally creeping her out. Her mother complained. WHY, WHY, WHY dog WHY?
You know, nobody is really focusing on the behavior in question, just the overall persona. Sending notes is not a horrible thing in and of itself...what did they say? And staring from afar really isn't that abnormal either. I think a talk about how not to creep out girls is in order, maybe not a huge ordeal consisting of an entire personality change just yet.
13 yr old boys are just weird. They usually grow out of it when they hit their mid 30's. Just be patient.
Nice.
Currently we're restoring his soon to be first car He dragged home a D on a report card a few months ago which delayed the car by six months and instigated a mandatory hour long study session together every day...
You're a good dad.
Not all goth girls look like Liz Vicious.
Dude, don't say stuff like that. They do in my head, and that's all that matters.
anybody know where one can find all episodes of king of the hill? decent quality preferably?
My DVR. Come on over! But not now...now's a bad time for me.
Thoughts?
You have quite youthful legs.
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God fucking damn it...every time I come across
I have to watch it, and I cry every single time. I hate myself.
why speedz? *sob* why you do that to me?And that Sara Mclaughin bitch better knock it off too.
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And that Sara Mclaughin bitch better knock it off too.
Seriously. After her commercials I always want to wipe my eyes, adopt a dozen animals, and then punch her right in the babymaker.
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Seriously. After her commercials I always want to wipe my eyes, adopt a dozen animals, and then punch her right in the babymaker.
maybe there's something wrong with me, but those commercials dont do anything to me. in fact, they make me angry.
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i dont even know. its just so dramatic. something about it bothers me.
Oh, well, then in the absence of any additional information...yes, there is something wrong with you.
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the problem is he sucks at the persona. tell him to learn spanish and to grow a "Rollie Fingers" moustache. At the least he should wear a fake one and speak with a "latin" accent. Then he'll be evil and the girls will come a runnin'. or lying down oh I'm great

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the problem is he sucks at the persona. tell him to learn spanish and to grow a "Rollie Fingers" moustache. At the least he should wear a fake one and speak with a "latin" accent. Then he'll be evil and the girls will come a runnin'. or lying down oh I'm great
I'd be willing to bet that part of his angst stems from the fact that he's unable to grow any stylable (is that a word?) facial hair.
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Loogie,Are you playing any shows in the SD area any time soon?
I hung up the gloves, buddy. Sorry. I'm an ad man now. Let's sell sell sell!
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the problem is he sucks at the persona. tell him to learn spanish and to grow a "Rollie Fingers" moustache. At the least he should wear a fake one and speak with a "latin" accent. Then he'll be evil and the girls will come a runnin'. or lying down oh I'm great
I'd be willing to bet that part of his angst stems from the fact that he's unable to grow any stylable (is that a word?) facial hair.
Hahaha. You guys crack me up. FWIW, I really do appreciate the advice and the levity you all had to offer. It helped me formulate what I wanted to say to Raist today sans profanity (well, at least sans anger profanity directed his way) and it helped me keep things in perspective. I was really in a funk before everyone helped out. Thanks.
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I think you're on to something, here. Busy, busy, busy.
I just play it by ear....I remember all too well how it was being a kid....mostly because Im still one, I supposeI let him buy the lessons that are still cheap and warn against the expensive ones..... it helps my case when he screws up after being gently cautioned about the consequences beforehandOne of the biggest things I do for him is back him up if hes right. When I was his age, every time the teacher or principal sent a note home, I was automatically guilty. No questions asked, I was in deep shitOf course, I WAS guilty more often than not, but there were times that I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I just didnt have anyone to assist those few times and wish I had haveIve always been more like a brother to my kid than a parent in that area.... he knows that no matter what he pulls, Ive already done or thought about it, and I can tell within an instant if he deserves punishment or notIve laughed at his detentions when he deserves it and cursed out the principal when he didnt.... its important to take every situation in considerationSometimes its prudent to recollect your upbringing and its hardships before passing judgment.... Knowing what I know now, I wouldve been A LOT worse back then.... minors and felonies, ya knowGood luck, Kristen
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If there's anyone out there that would ever watch a program called "Heart of a Lioness"...probably only LG...don't. Please. It's not a nice cute little story...it's horribly depressing. You've been warned.

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Nice. I think I'll meet Napa and Silky this summer during the Series. Who are you meeting?
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My mom and dad look a little like Tim and Jill from Home Improvement. Luckily I am the oldest, so I don't have to be the gay one. I get to be Zachary Ty Brian who -- and coming from me this is really a compliment -- can do some drinking, man. When I was 21, I was a pretty accomplished drinker, and I decided right then, right there, that there was no way ZTB was coming into my house and outdrinking me. I started the night off right by getting a Home Improvement question right during a game of Booze Pursuit ("IN YOUR FACE ZTB!!") before he did, but he was casually polishing off booze all night.He was pretty ****ed up, man. The veneer cracked near the end, but I would let that bad-acting motherfucker drink with me anytime.

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God fucking damn it...every time I come across
I have to watch it, and I cry every single time. I hate myself.
Loved it before... still do. I told you about my mom raising a lion correct?
maybe there's something wrong with me, but those commercials dont do anything to me. in fact, they make me angry.
I agree with this. For me, it's just that they are SO dramatic... like those commercials with the kids with flies all over their bodies. They can't take care of themselves? **** em. Learn to hunt. I need my 70 cents a day.
My mom and dad look a little like Tim and Jill from Home Improvement. Luckily I am the oldest, so I don't have to be the gay one. I get to be Zachary Ty Brian who -- and coming from me this is really a compliment -- can do some drinking, man. When I was 21, I was a pretty accomplished drinker, and I decided right then, right there, that there was no way ZTB was coming into my house and outdrinking me. I started the night off right by getting a Home Improvement question right during a game of Booze Pursuit ("IN YOUR FACE ZTB!!") before he did, but he was casually polishing off booze all night.He was pretty ****ed up, man. The veneer cracked near the end, but I would let that bad-acting motherfucker drink with me anytime.
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He partied with ZTB from Home Improvement!!! It's still not clear if it was pre or post pony-tail. My own ZTB run-in:He played ball at a local club here called Surf and I was a few years younger than him and met him at Surf Cup (tournament we were both in). He was surprisingly decent.
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