I Called In Sick Today

[jeff_536 3]

oh, and I may or may not have kissed a girl who's engaged to a guy that looks just like manny gamburian.

Punch him in the shoulder.

[Randy Reed 0]

yeah you can just sprinkle oatbran on everything you eat. it doesn't taste of anything and only makes your food somewhat gooey. as an old fogey, you'll learn to like the goo.

STOP MAKING RENAE JOKES!

Randy:http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/vid...on-blow/229046/i can't actually view the vid because I don't live in your precious fucking us of a...whatever.

Ha! I just sent the vid to Deb to get me some. If only Blow was good for the colon hmmmm......

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Good job on the weight loss, you fat tub of goo. (You'll get that reference.)For anyone else heading to vegas with an undetermined time, seriously check out my sig. It really is a blast and the goat orgy isn't mandatory for first-timers.

I've heard that reference before, but I'm not sure if it's from being called it or from a movie. I'm hoping movie.

Congrats. It's actually smart to take a day and eat whatever. Your metabolism will realize it's not getting it (bad stuff) and eventually stop metabolizing the good stuff and even storing it into fat. Shock the system once a week and the diet will work better.Dogdam I wish Deb would fly. My only chance is to win a seat at the WSOP and that's very unlikely.

SOLD. Man, that Randy is an excellent salesman. He just sold me on eating like shit today. On the bright side, I did do 30 minutes of cardio, 200 crunches and a solid leg workout, so there's that.Now the real debate, do I go play cards or just chill out? Last weekend, I just chilled, but I'm not sure if I'm in the mood to squeeze cards for 5 or 6 hours. I have an urge to be lazy, as usual. I just need to decide if I want to fight that urge.And by "fly" do you mean "swing" in regards to Deb?

[jeff_536 3]

David Letterman, in a monologue, referred to Terry Forster, the Atlanta Braves closer at the time, as a 'fat tub of goo'. There was a brouhaha and Forster later came on the Letterman show.

[renaedawn 1]

fiber

Broccoli, dude.

[Randy Reed 0]

I've heard that reference before, but I'm not sure if it's from being called it or from a movie. I'm hoping movie.SOLD. Man, that Randy is an excellent salesman. He just sold me on eating like shit today. On the bright side, I did do 30 minutes of cardio, 200 crunches and a solid leg workout, so there's that.Now the real debate, do I go play cards or just chill out? Last weekend, I just chilled, but I'm not sure if I'm in the mood to squeeze cards for 5 or 6 hours. I have an urge to be lazy, as usual. I just need to decide if I want to fight that urge.And by "fly" do you mean "swing" in regards to Deb?

OBV

[renaedawn 1]

apparently the guy that writes and (maybe?) performs the songs lives in richmond and one of my friends from high school is friends with him. now if I can only find out if he knows kevin bacon.

Find out if he fucked Matthew Lillard, too. I hear that's becoming the new 6 degrees standard.

[brvheart 1,752]

in that Bush haters thread in the politics forum, in what I read, I think Southern Buddhist was owning our very own Brvhrt, and Shake made a post that stunned me. I almost quoted it. It was like that scene in Old School when Will Ferrel goes into a trance and nails the debate question. It seemed very intellectual and I didn't understand half of it, obviously. Strat's political drop ins always amuse me as well, in that they are usually so simple, direct and accurate, but with a hint of "you people are morons" added to them.No MK, he's on another playing field, but he rarely comes out of his shell. He's like the Salinger of the political threads. Yeah, I read Catcher in the Rye. I understood 17 words in that book

No way! I just stopped responding, because what's the point? It's why I don't go in the religion forum anymore.

[Sal Paradise 57]

I've heard that reference before, but I'm not sure if it's from being called it or from a movie. I'm hoping movie.SOLD. Man, that Randy is an excellent salesman. He just sold me on eating like shit today. On the bright side, I did do 30 minutes of cardio, 200 crunches and a solid leg workout, so there's that.Now the real debate, do I go play cards or just chill out? Last weekend, I just chilled, but I'm not sure if I'm in the mood to squeeze cards for 5 or 6 hours. I have an urge to be lazy, as usual. I just need to decide if I want to fight that urge.And by "fly" do you mean "swing" in regards to Deb?

you do know theres a ufc free on spike tonight, don't you?and yeah, you definitely need to eat bad every now and again. I think I may get some fast food myself if I ever get my vehicle back.

[El Guapo 8]

I dove my pickup truck for the first time yesterday in almost a year. I have gotten so used to automatics I forgot to put the parking break on for a second and the truck started rolling backwards as I got out of it.I got my son a Milkshake last night as a treat for being good yesterday (it was a long day running errands) He got a touch of the flu and this morning he puked strawberry shake all over himself in the car, twice. So that was fun to clean up.Driving the truck really gave me the urge to go camping. Few months to go still though.

[strategy 4]

and yet you still didn't.

yeah, it happensI'll be in every 45 person $3.25 turbo on stars for the next hour or two if anyone wants to play. I have chat off.

[Randy Reed 0]

Can't play tourneys at work but I'm donking off money at limit pretty quick!

[Sal Paradise 57]

oh, and I may or may not have kissed a girl who's engaged to a guy that looks just like manny gamburian.

and this was just confirmed. oh well, whatta ya gonna do.and I feel it would only be fair for me to tell speedz that the disparity between our hot scores just got MUCH bigger. details to come later.

[beans-n-icewater 18]

No clue where we want to stay.probably not looking to gamble more than a grand.

Ill post another tutorial on screwing over the casinos and getting the most for your gambling dollar in the near future...You probably need to stay downtown and rent a car with those rates and amount of funds available for wagering. The Plaza is twenty bucks a night and an upgrade to a "suite" is a slip of a twenty to the clerk at check in

How YOU doin'?

It was a Colt nineteen eleven with a suppressor attached....If that bastard tried anything it wouldve been a long draw

I had a bizarre dream last night where my sister and I were being stalked, horror movie style, in my parent's old house, by psycho killer Beans.It may or may not surprise you all to know that Beans looks a lot like Joe Elliot from Def Leopard.

Im flattered that I was a part of your offline personal entertainment....aaaaaaand nope

the only thing I can say is talk to him on the phone for an hour and then try to do it. It didn't change my perception of his looks but the aura surrounding beans mystical qualities went up off the Hotscale.How funny is it that Deb asked me to check with beans about our water softener not working this morning? I told her to get me the model# and she said, "just tell him to send Shane and he can have all the beer and liquor as long as he doesn't stay here".

I was hauling trash that day down to the dumpster. I was also quite inebriated but that was obvious by my subject matter of owls and how I was removed from senior year biology for disclosing that their feathers will deflect a twenty two bullet...I dont think we ever discussed the mowerCheck the salt level and make sure it hasnt hardened up like meatloaf in there. Best bet is to clean out the tub, backflush the system, and add new saltAlso check the display panel for trouble codes and unplug the power for a few seconds to reset anyNo idea what make model you have but keep in mind the average lifespan of those things is around four years

[speedz99 145]

I'm gathering you know a Cousin Eddie or two.

rugged

I watched Andy Azula, the UPS guy, draw on an actual whiteboard today. That was pretty cool. He went to my school, which makes me swell with pride.So....the guy from the freecreditreport.com commercials is French Canadian and doesn't speak English. Consider my mind blown.

BLOWN!

actually, my perfect fast food meal would probably be, right now, and this is subject to change at any timedouble whoppercurly fries from Arbys or seasoned fries from checkers10 piece chicken McNuggetspicy chicken sandwich from Wendys

Congrats on the weight loss. Your perfect meal sounds great...except the double whopper needs cheese.

double whopperking sized fries8 piece chicken tenderspicy chicken sandwichking sized diet coketrue storyor if at McDonaldsBig Mac10 piece chicken nuggetSuper size friesquarter pounder or chicken sandwich (I'm not keen on their chicken sandwicheslarge diet cokeI'm not proud, although I do remember tiny lil Speedzy say that his late night drunken Burger King order isn't much different from mine.

Yeah, my drunk and high eating skills are almost on par with your orders. But I'm not tiny...at this point I'm a fat skinny guy, which I think is worse than a fat fat guy, if you know what I mean.

Then he gives me a pamphlet on Metamucil. METAFUCKINGMUCIL? That's for old people!! Fuck that!

l o fucking lHmm...a lot of Mexi quoting today. He'll be pleased.

[speedz99 145]

Due to a series of unfortunate (or fortunate) events, I'm home alone for my birthday tonight. My roommates are in Boston and my only other friends around here that I'd care to call (all three of them) are also out of town. That means a night alone for speedz with a bottle of Woodford Reserve and the materials to make the mother of all garbage plates.Sadly, I'm excited.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

Due to a series of unfortunate (or fortunate) events, I'm home alone for my birthday tonight. My roommates are in Boston and my only other friends around here that I'd care to call (all three of them) are also out of town. That means a night alone for speedz with a bottle of Woodford Reserve and the materials to make the mother of all garbage plates.Sadly, I'm excited.

happy bday. i had a metric shitload of woodford the other day, and i must say, its pretty good bourbon.

[El Guapo 8]

happy bday. i had a metric shitload the other day.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

David Letterman, in a monologue, referred to Terry Forster, the Atlanta Braves closer at the time, as a 'fat tub of goo'. There was a brouhaha and Forster later came on the Letterman show.

that's even a tad of a dated reference for me there old man.

you do know theres a ufc free on spike tonight, don't you?and yeah, you definitely need to eat bad every now and again. I think I may get some fast food myself if I ever get my vehicle back.

Oh definitely. I love me some free MMA action, especially considering all the jujitsu guys on the card, Maia, Stevenson, a few others. Hopefully it will be good. You know, the last two pay cards, most every fight went the distance. UFC can't be thrilled about that.

ruggedCongrats on the weight loss. Your perfect meal sounds great...except the double whopper needs cheese.Yeah, my drunk and high eating skills are almost on par with your orders. But I'm not tiny...at this point I'm a fat skinny guy, which I think is worse than a fat fat guy, if you know what I mean.Hmm...a lot of Mexi quoting today. He'll be pleased.

thank youThank you, but for some reason, I rarely get cheese on my burgers. Don't have any idea why, I'm friends with cheese.I call that "Skinny fat man". I do know the type. That's ok, you're still pretty active. Wait till you hit 30 and get less active.I love being quoted. Even though I'm stupid.

Due to a series of unfortunate (or fortunate) events, I'm home alone

Welcome to my life, although tonight, it's voluntarily. Oh, I got my BK order, forced it down, and now I'm about to go puke and I regret doing it. Shocker. On the bright side, I won't want to do that again for a couple of months. Now, I gotta make sure I rock the shit all next week. Weeeee.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Randy, you can buy fiber by itself and actually add it to a recipe. It doesn't really affect the taste and you'll get your fiber fill.Also, they have these bars called Fiber One. The Oats and Chocolate one is good as it the Caramel and Oats one. I think they are over 8 grams of fiber each. Be aware, I only eat one a day from Wednesday through Friday to empty out before my weekly weigh in. You'll be pooping liquid, I promise. At least 3 times a day.Speaking of which, gotta go force myself to puke, and poop. It won't be a strong arm job on the poop.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

funny, I clicked on to the MMA thread, then instantly realized that tonight's fight actually aired at 3pm because it's in the UK. I actually looked away from my computer screen all fast, like I was some kind retard that had an involuntary neck spasm. I swear to god, I'm an incredible moron something. Fine, most times.

[speedz99 145]

If you're going to puke it up, why are you worried about working out hard this weekend?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

If you're going to puke it up, why are you worried about working out hard this weekend?

all of it didn't come up. What came up was the equivalent to the chicken sandwich. Plus guilt. You'd think I was jewish with all this guilt. I'm fine now. puke, poop, and a brush of the teeth.although, always puke before pooping, because if a good chunk of puke hits the water while your vomiting, water splashes back up. True story.

[mk 11]

I'm going to Vegas for the first time at the end of May, anyone know the best way to book flights/hotels? You have any connections for me Beans?

i get emails all the time from various strip hotels pimping low rates from now until the fall. i've seen mgm grand and mandalay around $100/night on weekends which is really pretty good. as far as getting stuff comped, i only play poker so i have no clue.u guys gonna be out there for memorial day wkend? some friends from work are going out and i was contemplating...

[strategy 4]

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