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and after 3 days, he is risen!

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Last night in the hotel my dad asked me if I minded him watching Grey's Anatomy. I was going to make fun of him for the rest of his life about it, but I've decided that I'm very impressed with the fact that he was comfortable being so faggy in front of his son (who he knows will make fun of anyone for anything anytime). I'm almost sure this is the right answer.
Correct Response 1:Sure dad, just as long as when your done, I can have the room to myself so I can go pick up my black boyfriend for some sexy time.Correct Response 2:Wouldn't you feel more comfortable just ordering the gay porn directly from the Spanktravision menu?Correct Response 3:No, I don't mind that my father has finally come out of the closet to his favorite son. I embrace your homosexuality father. Now let me hold you. (arms open towards him for a big embrace)
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I might have broken my nose and I think I'm going to throw up soonish. Not my day.
welcome to the club amigotrue story i feel a synergism with people who've broken their nose which can't be dissimilar to what i imagine bald people feel amongst their kind.
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welcome to the club amigotrue story i feel a synergism with people who've broken their nose which can't be dissimilar to what i imagine bald people feel amongst their kind.
thx, probably gonna go the doctor on Monday just to see what's up. First pickup bball game in over a year and as I grab a rebound somebody hits me with some part of their arm and pretty much immediately I felt blood running down my nose. Realistically it probably wasn't a great idea to play 4 pickup bball games then an hour later go do a full workout but the want-to-throw-ups have passed for now.
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thx, probably gonna go the doctor on Monday just to see what's up. First pickup bball game in over a year and as I grab a rebound somebody hits me with some part of their arm and pretty much immediately I felt blood running down my nose. Realistically it probably wasn't a great idea to play 4 pickup bball games then an hour later go do a full workout but the want-to-throw-ups have passed for now.
Sounds pretty likely you had a concussion with the whole want-to-throw-ups and all. Should not really be an issue, but I would just make sure to take it easy for a bit, another concussion while still recovering from one is bad news.
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Sounds pretty likely you had a concussion with the whole want-to-throw-ups and all. Should not really be an issue, but I would just make sure to take it easy for a bit, another concussion while still recovering from one is bad news.
Interesting, I had a headache for a while and was really tired when I came home but I'm not sure I'm in enough pain to be concussed.
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Interesting, I had a headache for a while and was really tired when I came home but I'm not sure I'm in enough pain to be concussed.
Headache is a pretty big symptom as well and you dont really need to be in much pain to be concussed, all it takes is snaping your head back quick enough to bounce your brain off of the skull and that will do it. Either way hope you did'nt have one, get better soon <3 silky
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Last night in the hotel my dad asked me if I minded him watching Grey's Anatomy (a two hour episode, no less). I was going to make fun of him for the rest of his life about it, but I've decided that I'm very impressed with the fact that he was comfortable being so faggy in front of his son (who he knows will make fun of anyone for anything anytime). I'm almost sure this is the right answer.
Correct Response 1:Sure dad, just as long as when your done, I can have the room to myself so I can go pick up my black boyfriend for some sexy time.Correct Response 2:Wouldn't you feel more comfortable just ordering the gay porn directly from the Spanktravision menu?Correct Response 3:No, I don't mind that my father has finally come out of the closet to his favorite son. I embrace your homosexuality father. Now let me hold you. (arms open towards him for a big embrace)
Correct Response 4: Ok, but only if we get to hold hands during the parts when they play sad music in the background.
I find that I've been enjoying LHE over NLHE much more lately. That is all.
congrats on replacing the worst poker form with the 2nd-worst. It's a step.
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The following sick threaders are virgins:RocketDougThat is all.
OMGOMGOMGOMG this is great news I must say.so omg DETAILS!
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we don't do that here thnx.I drank probably 10 beers last night and ate some sort of pill, but I don't have a hangover nearly at all this morning. how great is that? I only got 5 hours of sleep though, so I am gonna have to fit a nap in there sometime today. how the hell do people sleep in? I really, really wish I could, but 7am is the absolute latest I've slept in probably 4 years (discounting evenings when I stayed UP till 7am obviously).also, has anybody talked to mojo? I heard she was sick and I am very worried about her.
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I drank probably 10 beers last nighthow the hell do people sleep in?also, has anybody talked to mojo? I heard she was sick and I am very worried about her.
Thats a good start...They have nothing better to do I guess. I sleep a little later in the winter cause I hate the cold and up with the chicke sals in the summer because I hate the heatI was gonna call her last night but I dont have her number.... If you hear anything let me know, k?
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I generally dislike drinking games, but last night ended up playing asshole while drinking harpoon IPA and dogfishhead's 60 minute IPA, mixed with intermittent shots of Patron. I only had 7 beers, not sure how much tequila, but all I remember is feeling pretty good before driving home and then waking up at 9 still pretty drunk. 90 minutes later I feel amazing, just a bit buzzed, but dreading having to go buy shit for the girlfriend today. What a stupid a fucking day Valentines is.

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