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Sal, I think you should move to Iowa and join forces with me if you get laid off. I'm almost ready to buy a 2nd DQ and you could be in charge of hiring the high school girls.
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My Dad's been in and out of the hospital for the last year or so and had surgery in October which we thought took care of the underlying issue, but I took him to the ER again yesterday at 4am when he spiked a 109 degree fever. I don't know why, but I'm particularly worried about him this time even though he's not really any sicker than the the times he's gone in before. Maybe it's because his birthday is Sunday or because after his surgery he went loopy for a couple weeks and couldn't remember us... anyway, even if you don't believe in God, I could use some prayers for him over the next couple days.

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My Dad's been in and out of the hospital for the last year or so and had surgery in October which we thought took care of the underlying issue, but I took him to the ER again yesterday at 4am when he spiked a 109 degree fever. I don't know why, but I'm particularly worried about him this time even though he's not really any sicker than the the times he's gone in before. Maybe it's because his birthday is Sunday or because after his surgery he went loopy for a couple weeks and couldn't remember us... anyway, even if you don't believe in God, I could use some prayers for him over the next couple days.
You can count on it.
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anyway, even if you don't believe in God, I could use some prayers for him over the next couple days.
I've been called the Blasphemous Holy Roller before, so I'll squeeze one in.
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Thanks, fellas. His Doctor just emailed me and confirmed one of my fears:Received:2/13/09 11:10 AMThank you for letting me know Daniel.I have been viewing his chart. He may have a kidney infection. I'll try to stop by and say hi today.He only has one kidney, so now I'm definitely not going to be getting any sleep this weekend.

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good luck with all that stuff IQ, sure it's a lot of fun. I've found throughout my life that things are a whole lot easier when you just realize that shit happens. that's what I always say anyways.

and I mean it wasn't even a spelling error really, it was a typo. BIG WHOOP DUMBASSES.
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Sal, I think you should move to Iowa and join forces with me if you get laid off. I'm almost ready to buy a 2nd DQ and you could be in charge of hiring the high school girls.
You'd spend a fortune in leather couches.
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oh man if you get laid off and I get laid off too, we HAVE to start some kind of business. ooooorrr... beans can hire us for a new branch of his business or something. YEAH, now that is an idea right there. beans, quick, come up with a new idea for a business for me and dawson bankrolled by you! and really though, I'd work for beer and grilled items if it meant living with beans and dawson. aaaAAAWWWW??
Dibs on top bunk. And I'd do this without even getting laid off, just say the word and I'm there Beans.
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My Dad's been in and out of the hospital for the last year or so and had surgery in October which we thought took care of the underlying issue, but I took him to the ER again yesterday at 4am when he spiked a 109 degree fever. I don't know why, but I'm particularly worried about him this time even though he's not really any sicker than the the times he's gone in before. Maybe it's because his birthday is Sunday or because after his surgery he went loopy for a couple weeks and couldn't remember us... anyway, even if you don't believe in God, I could use some prayers for him over the next couple days.
You can count on it.
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beans, quick, come up with a new idea for a business for me and dawson bankrolled by you! and really though, I'd work for beer and grilled items if it meant living with beans and dawson. aaaAAAWWWW??
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Had a run in at McD's this morning with the old crowd. I'll post it later. I was mean to a cripple, or so I was told.
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My Dad's been in and out of the hospital
Heres hoping to a speedy recovery, sir....
I've found throughout my life that things are a whole lot easier when you just realize that shit happens.
All you can do is your best.......and if that isnt enough start drinking
And I'd do this without even getting laid off, just say the word and I'm there Beans.
I also have a fantasy about someday robbing an armored car.... know anything about quick deploying tents and non-lethal gas?I have the inside info on the ones disguised as limos and the routes they takeToo much?editGuess how many beers were consumed today by the account I didnt notice was logged in
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That kid started fondling himself again today. Every Friday we go swimming, and after their done these kids just strip, buck ass naked. It's hillarious. One chunky mexican autistic child actually likes to stand in front of all these windows and just show the world his body. Anyways, the kid was giggling up a storm when he was doing it too. I forcefully said STOP IT, but at the same time I felt bad. Even the most regular of males fondle themselves every once in a while, even in a public place. I felt bad because 3 hours earlier I was in bed wanking it, and here I was telling this kid to stop. But that wasn't the worst part. I feel like reporting these teachers. We have a "special needs" P.E teacher, she's huge, I mean really huge, and mean, with a deep voice. She was trying to get the kids to blow bubbles in the water, and the chunky one wouldn't do it. And this woman keeps saying "Isac get over here!", and then more silently she'd say "You fat pig.", there were other comments such as "Hey, watch me ride this whale!" These kids may not know what she means, but good God can you be any more heartless, poking fun at an AUTISTIC child who is overweight. Sorry, I have no other place to vent.

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I'm watching the scariest movie I've ever seen. It's an episode of Nova called Judgement Day: Intelligent Design on Trial. I'm terrified.
You should be....He said to them, "I am a Hebrew, and I fear the LORD God of heaven who made the sea and the dry land."fyi, it has come to my attention that no one ever knows when I'm joking. Also, the above post wasn't a joke.Also, I don't care about Intelligent design vs. evolution at all.Also, a school bus smashed into my property tonight.
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You should be....He said to them, "I am a Hebrew, and I fear the LORD God of heaven who made the sea and the dry land."fyi, it has come to my attention that no one ever knows when I'm joking. Also, the above post wasn't a joke.Also, I don't care about Intelligent design vs. evolution at all.Also, a school bus smashed into my property tonight.
In my head I pictured Samuel L Jackson saying that to me.fyi, I've noticed that. Also, I read every post in here as a joke whether that is the intent or not.Also, I've had a mild interest in this stuff since I took anthropology 101 with a really interesting professor a few years ago.Also, OMG please tell me the blizzard machine is ok!
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Also, OMG please tell me the blizzard machine is ok!
Yeah, it was actually at my house on the SOUTH---SIIIIIDDDDEEE.I took pictures, and the driver jumped out and started yelling at me... telling me it was illegal to take pictures of the bus, since it was public property.I told him that that wasn't true, since I paid taxes and owned the bus. I then continued to take pictures. So he jumped on his walkie talkie and called the cops. I told him that it was my property and I could take all the pictures I wanted to.He then walked over to me and said, "Are you done?". I said, "Actually, no.. I haven't gotten a good shot of the license plate and bus number yet.... one sec."The cops are here right now actually... brb.Oh Hank... Channel 13 at 10pm. You'll see the bus in my yard.
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Thanks, fellas. His Doctor just emailed me and confirmed one of my fears:Received:2/13/09 11:10 AMThank you for letting me know Daniel.I have been viewing his chart. He may have a kidney infection. I'll try to stop by and say hi today.He only has one kidney, so now I'm definitely not going to be getting any sleep this weekend.
You're both in my thoughts
That kid started fondling himself again today. Every Friday we go swimming, and after their done these kids just strip, buck ass naked. It's hillarious. One chunky mexican autistic child actually likes to stand in front of all these windows and just show the world his body. Anyways, the kid was giggling up a storm when he was doing it too. I forcefully said STOP IT, but at the same time I felt bad. Even the most regular of males fondle themselves every once in a while, even in a public place. I felt bad because 3 hours earlier I was in bed wanking it, and here I was telling this kid to stop. But that wasn't the worst part. I feel like reporting these teachers. We have a "special needs" P.E teacher, she's huge, I mean really huge, and mean, with a deep voice. She was trying to get the kids to blow bubbles in the water, and the chunky one wouldn't do it. And this woman keeps saying "Isac get over here!", and then more silently she'd say "You fat pig.", there were other comments such as "Hey, watch me ride this whale!" These kids may not know what she means, but good God can you be any more heartless, poking fun at an AUTISTIC child who is overweight. Sorry, I have no other place to vent.
Do you think he'd understand if you said "at home" every time you caught him? Also what kind of person gets into that line of work and then makes fun of the kids, that seems really wrong.
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Nice job on the curve-setting, Napa.I'm at the Cornell vet school admitted students weekend...it's a pretty impressive program they've got here. It almost makes me wish I won't get into Tufts and have to make an extremely difficult decision.

My Dad's been in and out of the hospital for the last year or so and had surgery in October which we thought took care of the underlying issue, but I took him to the ER again yesterday at 4am when he spiked a 109 degree fever.
109? Damn.Good luck to you both.
Also, I don't care about Intelligent design vs. evolution at all.
You really should...teaching "intelligent design" in schools is bad for everyone.
Also, a school bus smashed into my property tonight.
Karma! You know, if you believe in that kind of thing. Which I don't.
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Last night in the hotel my dad asked me if I minded him watching Grey's Anatomy (a two hour episode, no less). I was going to make fun of him for the rest of his life about it, but I've decided that I'm very impressed with the fact that he was comfortable being so faggy in front of his son (who he knows will make fun of anyone for anything anytime). I'm almost sure this is the right answer.

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