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Man up Wang, someone needs to say it. Also, the guy used a smiley. I know it's been a while since he posted here, but come on, that's one of the core principles of the sick thread: No Smilies.I'm not trying to henpeck you, crash, you just need a little re-initiation is all.
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Lillard's IMDB Starmeter is definitely going to see a spike after today. Derek, I have to recommend a healthy dose of TommyG in this case, take the free sexing but don't get attached, you're asking for pain. And don't help her move.

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Lillard's IMDB Starmeter is definitely going to see a spike after today. Derek, I have to recommend a healthy dose of TommyG in this case, take the free sexing but don't get attached, you're asking for pain. And don't help her move.
I think I have given everyone a pretty horrible impression of this girl. She's probably a much better person, at least in the traditional sense, than I am. I just tend to repeat share all the silly, goofy stuff, so her entire personality is filtered through that lens. (Remember to quote me on this when she throws me from a moving car or something in a month.)
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jesus christ, the poor guy is from lansing, michigan. mojo wins the thread, as expected.matthew lillard had his 15 minutes 9-10 years ago, (slc punk was fine, she's all that cameo: totally hilarious at the time) but i have no desire to hear any of the shit he's into now, i.e. self-loathing/destruction. just please, derek, make sure that this girl REALLY wants to hang out with you rather than some Z-list teen actor from ten years ago. girls can't help but be intrigued by fame, it's physiological, but as long as she's smart enough to see that realistically it's nonsense then she's probably a keeper.and plus, you're famous on the internet RIGHT NOW

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I think I have given everyone a pretty horrible impression of this girl. She's probably a much better person, at least in the traditional sense, than I am. I just tend to repeat share all the silly, goofy stuff, so her entire personality is filtered through that lens. (Remember to quote me on this when she throws me from a moving car or something in a month.)
Oh no, she seems like a very sweet person, but my sense of her based on what you've written is that she's probably not good relationship material. Unfortunately the only person qualified to make that assessment (you) is also the only person with actual feelings involved, which obviously cloud judgement. One of my wife's best friends is an extremely sweet girl who's a lot of fun to be around and everyone likes her, but she's also cheated on every boyfriend/husband she's ever had, it's just in her nature to be the party girl who does what she wants, when she wants, and that ain't changing. She cheated on her husband with me before my wife and I were together (she knows, it's no big deal) and lied about being married the whole way until I found out and ended things. I'm just saying that the fact that she's on record stating that she'd go back to messing with Cereal Killer if things weren't going to get serious with you, despite knowing full well what his status is should be taken as a strong sign. The fact that she's already cheated on boyfriends before should be another strong sign. If you get together for real-real with this girl, you're going to be perking your ears up every time her cell chimes and it's going to tear you up imo. Maybe you're not that guy to worry about such things, but I have a feeling that you kinda are (I always was).
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This thread took an unfortunate turn. Maggie is awesome, let's start making fun of small dick Lillard.

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This thread took an unfortunate turn. Maggie is awesome, let's start making fun of small dick Lillard.
Hey, say what you want, but the guy had the Shaggy voice down COLD.You're right though, I shouldn't be ragging on a girl that I have never met and will never meet.
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The fact that she's already cheated on boyfriends before should be another strong sign. If you get together for real-real with this girl, you're going to be perking your ears up every time her cell chimes and it's going to tear you up imo. Maybe you're not that guy to worry about such things, but I have a feeling that you kinda are (I always was).
Maybe I'm just a turbo sleaze, but I've done worse than make out with some girl whilst in a committed relationship. Felt horrible about it, but definitely did it, and I'm not, like, a cereal cheater (ha), nor do I think I'm the "kind of guy" who can't be in a serious relationship. I cheated on a girl. I'm sorry, but get over it (who am I talking to?). I've also had a sexual relationship with a woman who had a serious boyfriend. Felt kinda bad about it, but it didn't define me, nor does it preclude me from having a real, responsible, adult relationship in the future. I have made tons of mistakes with women in the past, but I learned from them. I'll make mistakes in the future.Also, I am definitely not the kind of guy who gets jealous. I let women have their space, and insist they let me have mine. If I have my suspicions, I'll find out whether they are warranted one way or another, and if they are, I deal with it. (shrug) I'm not super non-jealous, but I'm probably less jealous than the average guy (odd considering I have so little to really offer a woman, and therefore more to be insecure and jealous about). I think if I decide she's trustworthy, there's a good chance I'll be right. I trust my judgment enough to let myself make that decision on a case-by-case basis, even when some of the superficial evidence points in the other direction. I wouldn't get involved if I didn't get a pretty good vibe from the girl, and I'm not exactly "involved" quite yet. Scout's honor: I'll be careful. There's a reason I'm taking this step-by-slow-step.And now, officially, end:faggotry for wang
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And now, officially, end:faggotry
I think everyone but maybe BigD can agree on this.
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Just tell her what she wants to hear, bang her, repeat until bored and then end it.
Maybe you missed all of Wang's posts... but I think he might actually like her.
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don't blame me. IQCrash is the one that's posting all the hot tranny pictures, not me.
Really? Like they don't give me enough of a hard time in this thread you had to deflect this one onto me too?
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so on that note, wang, just remember: biitches be crazy.
I'm glad I don't know/care who is this Matthew Lillard character. Congrats on the sellout Lions fans.Happy Thanksgiving all.thankssy0.jpgthanks2yf2.jpg
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